I'm making this entry because blu said he would sex me up if I did.

July 17, 2007

MGS4's gameplay.

-Observations

"Kojima revealed that Snake can take his enemy's weapons in MGS4"

Really? You'd think they would have included this in at least MGS3, or even 2.

blu: or 1, or any game made after 1994

"Snake spotted a huge hole in the wall that was big enough for him to fit though."

I know he's old, but...

"Seeing that yet another PMC soldier was nearby, Kojima showed off Snake's new prop--the oil barrel."

It's great that Kojima has moved on up to a... yeah.

blu: and raiden has a cyborg ninja suit, I can not stress this enough

"Kojima showed that the barrel could also be an effective weapon when Snake rolls on the ground inside it. Naturally, though, Snake was dizzy once he got back up, and we saw him throwing up."

It's nice to know that Snake is living up to being the worst spy ever.

blu: well write a blog about how dumb this shit sounds. XD

Done. Now sex me up.

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carcinogen_crush - July 17, 2007 (10:46 PM)
Also:

"While keeping his gun pointed at the enemy, Snake used his. . . hand to frisk. . . all over the soldier's body.

He. . . seems to have. . . a new move that involves. . . a. . . grip to an enemy's crotch. . . "

Class act, Kojima Productions. Class act.

johnny_cairo - July 18, 2007 (01:50 AM)
More Otacon, more cyborg ninja foolishness, more ways to punish you for trying to be stealthy. Throwing up after "too much evasion" is the dumbest idea ever. I like the "Octo-Cam" idea but I have a feeling it's of very limited use. Holdups were a dumb idea to begin with and adding lethal crotch grabbing kicks it up to the next level of gayness.

Halon - July 18, 2007 (08:29 AM)
Wow, this very well might be the gayest game ever made.

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	carcinogen_crush - July 17, 2007 (10:46 PM) Also: "While keeping his gun pointed at the enemy, Snake used his. . . hand to frisk. . . all over the soldier's body. He. . . seems to have. . . a new move that involves. . . a. . . grip to an enemy's crotch. . . " Class act, Kojima Productions. Class act.
	johnny_cairo - July 18, 2007 (01:50 AM) More Otacon, more cyborg ninja foolishness, more ways to punish you for trying to be stealthy. Throwing up after "too much evasion" is the dumbest idea ever. I like the "Octo-Cam" idea but I have a feeling it's of very limited use. Holdups were a dumb idea to begin with and adding lethal crotch grabbing kicks it up to the next level of gayness.
	Halon - July 18, 2007 (08:29 AM) Wow, this very well might be the gayest game ever made.

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