The newspaper articles you get at the end of each mission are pretty amusing to read because of how good or bad they made you look (reflecting your actions in the mission).
Here's the paper I got after completing the first actual mission: Headline and an upclose view of my kills.
PickHut: Quick! A Ruthless Reviews link, now!
PickHut: Go, go, go! http://ruthlessreviews.com/movies/c/commando.html
PickHut: *orgasms* too bad the link is FAKE
PickHut: *page not found*
PickHut: YOU LIE!
PickHut: My orgasm was based on a lie!
PickHut: YOU SCUM! http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=402&topic=28412003 this topic is awesome
PickHut: ha THE HYPOTENUSE HITMAN! THE PI PUNISHER
PickHut: heh etc for 50 posts XD
PickHut: ha@rey: shanked lol
PickHut: "he's a hack, he works in a prison. he has been shanked a bunch of time now." - in the unlce topic
PickHut: FUCK YOU
PickHut: PRESIDENTS plz
PickHut: NINJAS HAMBURGER
PickHut: BAD DUDES
I actually ordered this game yesterday.
When I first heard about this game, I thought it was a big joke and would never thought of getting it. Oddly, the closer it came to being released, the more I was looking forward to it. I dunno..... I'm weird.
Son of a bitch, this game better be good. XD
After trying to finish 1st in this race involving 99 cars for the 5th or 6th time, I almost made it this time. Unfortunately, I ended up in 2nd after hitting a wall just inches from the finish. So, I was like "eh" and decided to take my 2nd place position.....
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Except that didn't actually happened.....
Instead, my car just kept going pass the finish line while I was still in control of it. I then proceeded to run right through a crowd that didn't seem to give a damn about a car coming right at them, drove on the river, and eventually crashed into the Statue of Liberty.
I'm a pervert. I thought of something else the moment I saw this screen:
Some tidbits after playing it for a little bit (aka four hours):
-It plays exactly like OutRun2, so you can just jump right in.
-Cars actually spin out of control when you hit them from behind at high speeds (non-rival cars fade away afterwards).
-Slipstreaming has been added. You can gain some extra speed if you stay behind a vehicle. If you've played 18-Wheeler American Pro Trucker, you know exactly what I mean.
-Flagman (the fat guy in the red shirt) talks!
-Instead of unlocking stuff like in OR2, you'll now have to purchase them using OR Miles you get in the single-player mode.
-You can listen to the original 1989 tunes and their remixes.
-All of the OR2 tracks are in this game, along with the OR2SP tracks.
-You can switch to custom soundtracks.