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Oneechanbara vorteX
December 08, 2006

Okay, I don't know what this game is about, but from the three pictures I've seen, it has:

1: a samurai, bikini-wearing, Japanese cowgirl
2: zombies
3: and a sword-wielding girl in a skimpy school uniform

Instant win. If this game doesn't come to the US, ninjas will cry.

Edit: apparently, this is actually the 3rd or 4th game in a series of games that never came to the US. Bah.


Latest Review
December 08, 2006

Ninety-Nine Nights

What's up with that?

I was looking through Superdickery last night due to boredom, and...
December 04, 2006

I love this picture.


Actually played N3 for the first time since I bought it two months ago...
December 01, 2006

I was doing fine until I hit the Pholya Flatlands. Man, I dunno if it was because I wasn't used to everything or not yet, but that battle was really a struggle. It started out simple, with only some weak "infantry" units, but it just got disturbing afterwards. Once you defeat those little guys, you'll have to take on this giant group with these giant orges and soldiers that gives out major damage. Halfway through that battle, a bunch of lizard people pop out of nowhere from behind. To make matters worse, a whole different species appears minutes later with dragons. If you manage to survive all of that, you'll have to take out ANOTHER group with two bosses. Geez, it took me at least an hour to complete that mission (the actual battle itself only lasts about 20 minutes), I hope they give me

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Latest Review
November 24, 2006

Sonic the Hedgehog

I'm surprised it came out THAT long. Though I didn't get a chance to address a couple more problems (most of them were tiny, anyway), I was able to point out the bigger ones.

And I just found out Play gave the game a 9.5/10...... what the hell are they smoking?


After completing Last Episode on Sonic 360...
November 22, 2006

I'm gonna call this game Sonic Ball Z from now on....


That's messed up... (Sonic 360 spoilers)
November 19, 2006

Towards the end of Sonic's storyline, I had to take these three tests before I would be able to enter the castle stage. The final test was about a test of love. The guy said something about having to leave something/someone behind in order to move forward or something like that, and the test begun. The test required you to choose one of two people: Princess Elise that's standing to the left and Amy, who's standing to the right. I wanted to choose Amy, since, you know, he knew her a hell of a lot longer, but I knew I had to pick Elise to advance the game. I picked Elise, and I passed the test. That's fucked up. You're telling me you're in love with this girl who you've probably known for maybe two days (maybe even less than 24 hours), over Amy? Damn, Sonic, that's cold. Hilarious, but cold.

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