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100th review
May 07, 2007

Warrior of Rome II

And it's for a bad game, go figure.


Super Duper Paper Extra Cut Material Corner:

There was a mini-story in the original version of the review I cut out because it was really just filler stuff. Here it is:

"As hard as it was, I tried to stay optimistic at this point and proceeded on with the game. Seconds later, I started a mission... and was lost. Nothing made sense, the majority of the command windows had words like Gsqqerhw333333 and Ehzergi3yrmx333. After going through the manual and looking at the images in the back of the box, I realized what was wrong... I bought a screwed up copy of the game. It was like the 0666 incident times a bijillion.

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April 29, 2007

Finally, after being stuck at number two for a few years, I finally defeated Haas in the King of Players tournament:


Though, the great feeling went away when I entered the next new tournament, teamed up with Haas, and got both our asses handed to us by a real-life Mario brothers:


Damn their flower power.


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Need for Speed: Most Wanted

~Extra Fun Time Fantastic Corner of Pancakes and Bunnies~

"Thank goodness for the cop chases." was originally "Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the cop chases.".

After the last paragraph in the review, I originally added:

"Also, get this:

The review ended."

And now you know. TRANSFORM!

I'm tired as hell right now, but before I go to sleep, I give you this:
April 12, 2007

blu [2:20 AM]: we all nailed the teachers the moment they turned their backs


April 08, 2007

Been playing Earth Defense Force 2017 since I got my hands on it, and I've only completed 47.17% so far.... This game is rough on the higher difficulty settings. I still haven't completed the very first mission on Hardest (it's not even the highest difficulty...) because of the butchering I get once the giant ants kill all the other soldiers and gang up on me. Even when you get really tough weapons, you still have to put up one hell of a fight... these enemies don't joke around.

Interestingly, some of the later missions on Hardest are actually kinda easy in comparison.

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Earth Defense Force 2017

Awesomest game of the evers.

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