Metal Slug 3
Finally got around to writing a new review for this game. Since my view on this version has changed over the years, I've wanted to replace the old review for quite some time.
BREAKING NEWS: My request to remove my old Metal Slug 3 review on GameFAQs was rejected. That was surprising. Hell, I even gave a reason in the optional box thingy. Would've been nice if they gave a reason for the rejection.
and holey crap. HOLEY CRAP.
Rambo sneaks up on a guy on a jeep and slices his whole head off in one swing... with a small knife. Afterwards, he takes over the mounted machine gun, aims it at the driver, and BLOWS HIM UP. It was like this, except it was the whole body, and most of his blood and guts splattered all over the machine gun. The next thing they showed was some guy about to rape a woman in a room. But as he was starting to unzip, Rambo sneaks uo behind him, grabs his neck, and rips his entire front throat off. Then they showed a montage of action, violence, and a lot of stuff blowing up.
Crap dammit, this might actually turn out to be a really awesome movie.
24: Had a nice start, but as the season went on, it just slowly went downhill. Jack had his usual moments of ass-kickery, but even they weren't as awesome as they should be. Latest episode that aired this week was pretty weak, and for once, I wasn't excited to watch an episode. And Jack needs to die this season or at least the next, he just can't be this friggin lucky.
House: It's more or less been the same. Which is good, by the way. The cop storyline sucked, though, since it pretty much fizzled out at the end.
Lost: Kate is an annoying bitch.
Grey's Anatomy: Don't watch it, but I just wanted to say that the "thick" woman looks hot.
Mythbusters: Man, Kari sure smiles a lot.
My Name is Earl: Earl in jail. :(
Even though I think it's funny, how did the FAQ for the 360 game Crackdown end up in this game's section? I'm guessing someone assumed it was a prequel or something.
Warrior of Rome II
And it's for a bad game, go figure.
Super Duper Paper Extra Cut Material Corner:
There was a mini-story in the original version of the review I cut out because it was really just filler stuff. Here it is:
"As hard as it was, I tried to stay optimistic at this point and proceeded on with the game. Seconds later, I started a mission... and was lost. Nothing made sense, the majority of the command windows had words like Gsqqerhw333333 and Ehzergi3yrmx333. After going through the manual and looking at the images in the back of the box, I realized what was wrong... I bought a screwed up copy of the game. It was like the 0666 incident times a bijillion.
Finally, after being stuck at number two for a few years, I finally defeated Haas in the King of Players tournament:
Though, the great feeling went away when I entered the next new tournament, teamed up with Haas, and got both our asses handed to us by a real-life Mario brothers:
Damn their flower power.