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Title: Latest Review
Posted: June 13, 2006 (05:56 PM)
Hitman: Blood Money
Hmm, my second 10/10 review. Hope it sounds convincing.
Gah, it's KILLING ME not being able to play this game because of my recent problems with my 360.
Title: Well, that just sucks.
Posted: June 12, 2006 (10:11 PM)
My 360 broke. I turned it on and the ring was blinking red and I got a system error page. I tried everything and it still won't work. Damn, that really does suck. Would've sucked more if this happened before I had the chance to beat Hitman: Blood Money.
Edit: After some research, it appears that the error is because my AV cables don't work. I'll buy some new ones and hopefully they'll work fine.
Title: FINALLY got Hitman: Blood Money today.
Posted: June 05, 2006 (08:57 PM)
The newspaper articles you get at the end of each mission are pretty amusing to read because of how good or bad they made you look (reflecting your actions in the mission).
Here's the paper I got after completing the first actual mission: Headline and an upclose view of my kills.
Posted: May 31, 2006 (11:15 PM)
PickHut: Quick! A Ruthless Reviews link, now!
PickHut: Go, go, go!
blu: too bad the link is FAKE
PickHut: *page not found*
PickHut: YOU LIE!
PickHut: My orgasm was based on a lie!
PickHut: YOU SCUM!
blu: this topic is awesome
blu: THE HYPOTENUSE HITMAN!
blu: THE PI PUNISHER
blu: etc for 50 posts
blu: shanked lol
PickHut: "he's a hack, he works in a prison. he has been shanked a bunch of time now." - in the unlce topic
PickHut: FUCK YOU
PickHut: BAD DUDES
blu: MIDGET TOSSING
PickHut: THE NEXT OLYMPIC SPORT!
PickHut: TWO CRUDE DUDES
blu: I got nothing.
PickHut: LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY!
PickHut: I WIN
PickHut: BEND OVER
blu: PROVE IT
blu: *bends over*
PickHut: Dr. No I dunno
blu: I have to go take a shit, but while I'm gone, look at the last 30 lines of IM and reflect on your life.
blu: XD XP
PickHut: Yeah, 7 minutes of awesome conversation.
PickHut: It's so awesome, I'm gonna post it in a blog entry!
PickHut: ... after looking at that convo again, I look like an idiot
blu: you sure do
Title: Table Tennis for the 360
Posted: May 23, 2006 (02:21 AM)
I actually ordered this game yesterday.
When I first heard about this game, I thought it was a big joke and would never thought of getting it. Oddly, the closer it came to being released, the more I was looking forward to it. I dunno..... I'm weird.
Son of a bitch, this game better be good. XD
Title: Another OutRun blog entry.
Posted: May 16, 2006 (08:24 PM)
After trying to finish 1st in this race involving 99 cars for the 5th or 6th time, I almost made it this time. Unfortunately, I ended up in 2nd after hitting a wall just inches from the finish. So, I was like "eh" and decided to take my 2nd place position.....
Except that didn't actually happened.....
Instead, my car just kept going pass the finish line while I was still in control of it. I then proceeded to run right through a crowd that didn't seem to give a damn about a car coming right at them, drove on the river, and eventually crashed into the Statue of Liberty.
I got stuck there.
Well, at least I got a rank for driving into a crowd and crashing into a treasured monument.
Title: More OutRun Goodness
Posted: May 12, 2006 (11:26 PM)
I'm a pervert. I thought of something else the moment I saw this screen:
Title: Latest Review
Posted: May 10, 2006 (06:34 PM)
Title: Finally got OutRun 2006 today.
Posted: May 01, 2006 (11:58 PM)
Some tidbits after playing it for a little bit (aka four hours):
-It plays exactly like OutRun2, so you can just jump right in.
-Cars actually spin out of control when you hit them from behind at high speeds (non-rival cars fade away afterwards).
-Slipstreaming has been added. You can gain some extra speed if you stay behind a vehicle. If you've played 18-Wheeler American Pro Trucker, you know exactly what I mean.
-Flagman (the fat guy in the red shirt) talks!
-Instead of unlocking stuff like in OR2, you'll now have to purchase them using OR Miles you get in the single-player mode.
-You can listen to the original 1989 tunes and their remixes.
-All of the OR2 tracks are in this game, along with the OR2SP tracks.
-You can switch to custom soundtracks.
Title: Nice cutoff, Amazon.
Posted: May 01, 2006 (01:28 AM)
(insert witty comment here)
Title: Once you go Bla...... no.
Posted: April 28, 2006 (12:05 AM)
< rambling>After playing the slightly disappointy PDZ, I just had to go play Black after not touching it for a month. It's really just a fun game. It's a balls-to-the-walls action game, it knows it's an action game, and it doesn't try to be anything else. Even though it's short, each mission is a blast to play. If I had to pick one mission that wasn't great, however, it would be the second mission set in the forest. It's not bad, but it has pauses in the action that really make it stand out from the rest of the game. I'll be playing it until I get OutRun 2006 in the mail.
Good game. I reviewed it. Read it.< /end rambling>
Game of the Day: Black (Xbox)
Song of the Day: YOU
Food of the Day: Cocoa Pebbles
WTF Moment of the Day: Wii
Title: I'm manly enough to post this.
Posted: April 21, 2006 (05:15 PM)
Pick: The fuck?
Pick: I don't hear any disco
blu: you're RETARDED
Title: Things out of context.
Posted: April 21, 2006 (01:46 AM)
-You bastards! You killed Shep! You stinkin', dirty robots!
-*the end of mission 01* I'm gonna drop you.... like a bad conversation? Wait, why the hell is he spinning out of the window?
-Oblivion gates...... everywhere.
-Antarctica. 1982. 12 men. Damn, this movie rocks.
Title: Latest Review
Posted: April 15, 2006 (09:14 PM)
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Inn Keeper Update: I confronted her, but I tried to give her a chance to live by flirting with her. She hated it, so I slayed her. My life is now complete.
Posted: April 13, 2006 (05:29 PM)
OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast got delayed till the 25th, so I cancelled my order and got The Very Best of Curtis Mayfield, instead. Oh well, at least that gives me more time for Oblivion. I haven't killed the inn keeper, yet, by the way. I'll get around to doing it, eventually.
Title: That bastard.
Posted: April 12, 2006 (02:32 AM)
So, here I was, minding my own business in Oblivion, getting ready to rent a room for the night. When I went up to the counter, the game screwed up a tiny bit, and I ended up accidently stealing a fruit on the counter instead of starting a convo with the inn keeper. She didn't say anything, so I didn't think much of it. I rented a room, went up stairs, went to my bed, then set 6 hours for sleep. Four hours into the sleep, I hear someone banging on my door (or shouting, I forgot). It was a guard that found out I stole something, and I turned myself in (I didn't want to go through the trouble of fighting the whole town like the last time when I resisted).
Damn it, I should've went back to kill her. Actually, I just might do that the next time I play the game.
Title: Today's Word of the Day
Posted: April 09, 2006 (02:36 PM)
Title: Latest Review
Posted: April 06, 2006 (09:06 PM)
Title: Monkey Avatar
Posted: April 04, 2006 (02:59 AM)
I shot my own shadow, killed hobos with an axe, fought against giant rats, took on a witch goblin, slaughtered some nazis, ran over a couple more nazis, blew up an army of robot spiders, and knocked out a bouncer. And then I killed some more nazis.
Title: Attention: pup
Posted: March 27, 2006 (11:00 PM)
Title: Damn you, SNK Playmore!
Posted: March 23, 2006 (05:17 PM)
I finally have a reason to get a PSP......
Of course, the title will probably get delayed ten million times before its actual release like all their other games.
Title: Latest Review + Current Black statistics
Posted: March 16, 2006 (05:28 PM)
Current Rank: Sergeant
Total Game Completion: 49%
Total Game Time: 10:10:20
Number of Headshots: 329
Weapon of Choice: AK 47
Total Enemy Count: 2,187
Total Bullets Fired: 40, 838
Title: I spend WAAAY too much time on the recommendations page on Amazon.com
Posted: March 09, 2006 (12:05 AM)
Title: Monkey balls!
Posted: March 03, 2006 (08:32 PM)
Title: genj said:
Posted: February 25, 2006 (11:30 PM)
Fuck yeah, bitches.
Title: Latest Review
Posted: February 11, 2006 (11:18 AM)
The Legend of Oasis
This review almost never happened. I struggled so much with the game because of how disappointed I was with it that, I couldn't even think of writing a review for it.
Title: I'm off!
Posted: February 08, 2006 (11:56 AM)
I'm going to work, and when I get back, I'm gonna post again.
Title: Attn: PickHut
Posted: January 30, 2006 (11:45 PM)
Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis. Finish Legend of Oasis.
Title: Fuck you, too, Dove. Fuck you, too.
Posted: January 23, 2006 (12:40 PM)
So, I just picked up a Dove milk chocolate, opened the wrapper, and ate the chocolate. Now, these things usually have some type of happy message on the inside of the wrapper, so when I looked, it said "Joy to...you."
You can take your sarcastic remarks and stick it up your chocolate ass, Dove.
Oh, yeah, that milk chocolate tasted good.
Title: I win.
Posted: January 15, 2006 (08:23 PM)
blu: word to yo brotha
pickhut: I head spaceshit noises
blu: you give them head.
pickhut: Imperial Ass Destroyers
blu: PROVE IT
pickhut: *BENDS OVER*
blu: o rly?
pickhut: I win.
pickhut: Because you suck.