blu: dude people just hit the search button to check for new shit
hut: search button?
blu: at the top right
blu: all users, all entries, go
hut: well shit, I didn't know that
hut: XD
blu: who's drunk now bitch

I think I just found my favorite costume combination in the game.

On another note, I just got my 100th achievement yesterday. It was the Perfect Gunner achievement (don't miss with a machince gun) from Dead Rising.

MotoGP'06

Completed the Grand Prix and got first in every race. AwesomeBastards owned the first season. Now to conquer the Extreme 600.

No reason for the pic, just looks pretty.

Must.... live up.... to name.

Dead Rising

Eh.

I was trying to save someone in DR last night, and it went terribly wrong. Thanks to the fact I have a hard time reading most of the text in the game, I couldn't understand what this guy wanted. One of the few things I could make out was that he wanted a handgun. So, I got one off a security guard, came back, and gave it to him..... He blew his brains out. In front of his girlfriend. Whoops.

Anyway, got a DR review I'm about to submit soon. This IM convo pretty much summed up my feelings about it:

Hut: I also finished my review
Hut: it's made of suck
blu: make it come
Hut: >_>

So, I just finished Dead Rising, and I decided to look through the photos I took during the game... and there wasn't much variety.








Would've have been hilarious if this was actually playing in the movie theater.

But yeah, I didn't take a lot of interesting shots. I did take pics of zombies later on... two to be exact. They sucked. Also took two or three other shots, but they're spoilerific. Ah well, maybe next time I'll get some good shots.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830/od_afp/afpentertainmentusarts

1944: The Loop Master

Whew, finally done. I honestly didn't think I would be able to write reviews for the entire series before the alpha deadline.

19XX: The War Against Destiny

1941: Counter Attack

blu: oops
Hut: ?
blu: I got a bit high and then
blu: when I was just shitting
blu: I rtan out of toilket paper
blu: and just wiped myself with the roll XD
blu: XD
Hut: Okay, what?
Hut: XD
blu: fuck, talk to me in the morning, I'll be incoherent for a while now
Hut: Like high as in weed?
blu: yeah haha
blu: he had shit and when we got there, he has like a couch and a bed in the same room ,and his cat shat all tyhe ufkc over his couch
blu: it looked like wateryt cat food
blu: I'm not kidding.
blu: XD
Hut: I'm saving this aim convo, of course.
blu: you're going to best it in yourt HG blogocrunch, arent you
blu: niggra
Hut: Thanks for the idea.
blu: nigger
Hut: XD
blu: where is my wallety
blu: its in te shorts I changed, ok XXD
blu: XD
Hut: Awesome.
blu: I hope I dont choke on this pork fried rice
blu: cause I am laughing at everything XD
blu: like this is the only normal thought I can slip through before tomorrow hwere I wake up and hate myself--EVERYTHIUNG is funny on this
blu: I laughed at "EVERYTHIUNG", I still am.
Hut: ha
blu: holy shit, venter puns might be funn... nay
blu: god haha
blu: whyu did the chicken cross the road
Hut: dunno
blu: i have no idea fuck you HTTP://RUTHLESSFORUM.COM
Hut: comedy gold mine
blu: who
blu: your mother
blu: thats who
Hut: yeah
blu: baha
blu: "yeah" XD
blu is away at 1:09 AM
blu: so
blu: how was 1946
Hut: Surprisingly good.
blu: haha yeah
blu: PONG
Hut: THANK PONG
blu: TANK BONG
blu: um
blu: THANK
blu: I fail.
blu: ...I'm really, really going to regret actually talking to people in this shape tomorrow.
Hut: ha
blu: sorry
blu: that's what me from the future says
Hut: I'm looking forward to talking to him.
blu: you would
blu: anal whore
Hut: yes
blu: wait
blu: why can't I read
Hut: sleepy?
blu: why are my teeth made out of jelly
Hut: because you're full of sugar and spice and everything nice
blu: and myu fucking penis
Hut: that too
blu: floppy donkley cick
blu: it's like
blu: WHAM
blu: I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING
blu: SNAKES
blu: In
blu: fuck it
blu: jelly
blu: my teeth are made of jelly
blu: gonna go to bed
Hut: ok
blu: i hope
blu: i
blu: i
blu: fucjk it
blu: 'night
Hut: bye
blu signed off at 1:45 AM

In other news, The Wizard is finally out on DVD. Get it.

1943 Kai: Midway Kaisen

Super Actional Next Game Review Hint: it involves the numbers 19 and 41.

1943: The Battle of Midway

1942

Canker sores SUCK.

A couple of days ago, I played Final Fight again on CCC. I actually enjoyed playing it this time around, but I guess this had to do with picking Haggar. Performing all kinds of wrestling moves on the Mad Gear gang got pretty fun at times. Though, I still found it annoying how easily you can lose a life in this game. But it didn't bother that much considering I had infinite continues.

Speaking of continues, I tried playing through Xbox MS3 a little while ago. When I lost all my lives on mission 3, I just stopped playng when I got sent to the beginning of the mission. The continue system in this version sucks. Man, I used to think it was pretty cool at first... the fuck was wrong with me?

... or does it look like she's being attacked by a penis?

I was gonna play a game today called Fastest 1 for a review. But then I remembered it was stored in a box that had two other boxes on top of it, so, I scratched that plan. Then I picked another game, True Lies. But then I didn't feel like playing a crappy game. So, I just decided to finish up HL2 (all 5 minutes of it), instead. After I completed the game, I got bored and ordered The Road Warrior. But, it said it would take 4 to 6 weeks to arrive, so I ordered Rocky II, instead.

The End.

Some quick thoughts:

-Using the pistol in Route Kanal is actually quite fun. When I first played that level, I was annoyed with it and couldn't wait to get my hands on a machine gun.
-I forgot how fun it is to see the various ways combine soldiers die. Watching them fall to their death from a platform is always a fun moment, and I'll never get tired of running over soldiers with the hovercraft.
-Water Hazard gets boring as hell a lot.
-The magnum kicks ass.
-The crossbow kicks more ass.
-Anticitizen One is a bitch to play sometimes because your teammates get in the way a lot, especially in small hallways and cramped rooms.
-The machine gun kinda sucks. I can't believe I equipped this weapon so much when I played through HL2 the first time.
-That's it.

My computer likes talking dirty.

In other words, I just found that my computer can take words on screen and say them out loud. As you can see, I'm using it to its full potential.

Battlestations

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13509704/

It started out with a funny headline, but it got more painful the more you read. Ouch.

Good game. Short..... but good. It was better than HoD in some aspects. The warping system and music were improvements. Some of the boss fights were actually tougher (like the Death fight), but the majority of the boss fights were easy like in HoD. And again, there were unknown requirements to get the different endings. The twist towards the end of the game was certainly creative.

Well, that about does it with my Castlevania streak I was having. I don't think I'll be playing another CV game next. I'll give Circle of the Moon a shot later.

The final boss fight was pretty annoying. Not because of the fights themselves, but the unknown requirements to get the final, FINAL boss. After a couple of tries, I finally gave in and looked up a faq to find out I had to wear the two bracelets going into the fight. Next time, hint about something like this, Iga.

Anyway, not a bad game. The music, surprisingly, was mostly forgettable (Juste's theme and the cavern theme were the only ones that stuck in my mind), and every single boss, while they looked cool, were horrifically easy to defeat.

Now on to AoS.

Ever since the incident a while back with the 360, I decided to go play some old games. I then played Castlevania: Dracula X.... which in turn made me want to play a whole bunch of CV games. I went through SCIV, played a little bit of CVII, and completed CVIII (son of a bitch, I forgot how hard that game gets at the end). I got Castlevania Double Pack in the mail today (the package size was ridiculous, it was big enough to fit a Gamecube), so I'm gonna play through HoD and AoS for the first time. Gah, I hope I don't get burned out before I beat these games.

Super Castlevania IV

FINALLY got a chance to beat this game a couple of days ago. Wow, it's actually not that good. Not horrible, however.

I got my new AV cables today!................. and the system still doesn't work. Crap.


This is something you never want to see when you turn on your 360. *sighs*