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pickhut Welcome to my blog. My latest blog entry is right below, I have Dr. Pepper in the fridge, and you're not allowed to use the toilet down the hall. Go to bluberry's blog and use his instead.

Title: Latest Review
Posted: June 04, 2007 (09:11 AM)
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Title: Power outage from 5pm till 11:20pm ftl.
Posted: June 03, 2007 (09:48 PM)
And I was in the middle of redoing a paragraph for a review I was gonna submit today when it happened. Bah.

As for the power outage, I wouldn't have minded so much if it weren't for the fact that it was hot today. I had to get up and walk around about every ten minutes because of that. Basically all I did in that time span was eat and play some Gameboy titles.

Specifically, Super Mario Land 2, Pac-Man, and Donkey Kong. SML2 was pretty easy, but it's a nice game to play if you wanna past the time. After losing on the third level in Pac-Man, I just gave up... forgot how hard that game quickly gets. As for Donkey Kong, I got all the way up to the Desert area before getting tired and quitting. Haven't actually played this title in such a long time that I forgot how much thought you had to put into completing some of these stages. And then there are the ones that seem hard at first, but then after losing 500 times, you finally figure out they're really, really simple stages that make you feel stupid.

And this is the end of this blog entry. Now read my mood! >:0
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Title: Well,
Posted: May 31, 2007 (01:43 AM)
What are your chances of being Raped/Sexual Assaulted?
Your Result: 75% Chance

You have a 75% Chance of being Raped/Sexually Assaulted. It appears you let anything get passed your head and you act on the first chance you get with a stranger without any prior knowledge of their history or of their identity. You make so many mistakes that there's without a doubt you are in danger of becoming a victim to being assaulted by another person. if you don't change your ways now, you will most likely end up on a milk carton or on the news and be embarrassed for the rest of your life. Let's just hope that your surrounding around people will save you from that from ever happening

50% Chance
25% Chance
0% Chance
100% Chance
What are your chances of being Raped/Sexual Assaulted?

I'm looking forward to going to work tomorrow.
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Title: Sell Video Games
Posted: May 29, 2007 (11:30 PM)
So, I got something in the mail today that came with an ad. It was promoting a website, www.sellvideogames.com, which you can sell your videogames to. The ad said they pay for shipping, so shoot, I checked out the site. I typed in a couple of games I had to see what they would sell for.

Crap prices.

Well, I didn't think so at first since I tried out some "new" games, but then I started to put in old games that (crazy) people would die to have so that they could stare at it in their living rooms and never play:

Guardian Heroes: $4.13
Panzer Dragoon Saga: $1.27
SotN: $6.12

Yeesh, you could get a lot more off of some sucker at ebay.
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Title: BEAT
Posted: May 27, 2007 (03:41 PM)
-blu [5:34 PM]: (5:34:53 PM) Pick: fuck me
(5:34:59 PM) Pick: 8 hours
-blu [5:34 PM]: :>
-Pick [5:35 PM]: In your dreams, you don't even have that type of stamina.
-blu [5:38 PM]: fuck you, in my dreams I've got quadruple the stamina
-blu [5:38 PM]: best 11 seconds of my nightrs
-Pick [5:38 PM]: We're having a conversation about fucking me....
-Pick [5:39 PM]: And I'm gonna post it in my blog before you do! Ha, who's the fool now?
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: May 26, 2007 (10:50 AM)
Metal Slug 3

Finally got around to writing a new review for this game. Since my view on this version has changed over the years, I've wanted to replace the old review for quite some time.

BREAKING NEWS: My request to remove my old Metal Slug 3 review on GameFAQs was rejected. That was surprising. Hell, I even gave a reason in the optional box thingy. Would've been nice if they gave a reason for the rejection.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: May 21, 2007 (09:03 AM)
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Title: Saw a John Rambo trailer last night...
Posted: May 20, 2007 (01:53 PM)
and holey crap. HOLEY CRAP.

(edit): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ColXeVm-gxY

Rambo sneaks up on a guy on a jeep and slices his whole head off in one swing... with a small knife. Afterwards, he takes over the mounted machine gun, aims it at the driver, and BLOWS HIM UP. It was like this, except it was the whole body, and most of his blood and guts splattered all over the machine gun. The next thing they showed was some guy about to rape a woman in a room. But as he was starting to unzip, Rambo sneaks uo behind him, grabs his neck, and rips his entire front throat off. Then they showed a montage of action, violence, and a lot of stuff blowing up.

Crap dammit, this might actually turn out to be a really awesome movie.
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Title: Comments on some stuff I've been watching.
Posted: May 16, 2007 (11:38 PM)
24: Had a nice start, but as the season went on, it just slowly went downhill. Jack had his usual moments of ass-kickery, but even they weren't as awesome as they should be. Latest episode that aired this week was pretty weak, and for once, I wasn't excited to watch an episode. And Jack needs to die this season or at least the next, he just can't be this friggin lucky.

House: It's more or less been the same. Which is good, by the way. The cop storyline sucked, though, since it pretty much fizzled out at the end.

Lost: Kate is an annoying bitch.

Grey's Anatomy: Don't watch it, but I just wanted to say that the "thick" woman looks hot.

Mythbusters: Man, Kari sure smiles a lot.

Heroes: X-Men.

My Name is Earl: Earl in jail. :(

Bones: The new Mulder and Scully. And it's also gonna take 17 seasons for them to hook up.

So, in conclusion, 24 has been really sucking.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: May 14, 2007 (05:17 PM)
Crack Down

Even though I think it's funny, how did the FAQ for the 360 game Crackdown end up in this game's section? I'm guessing someone assumed it was a prequel or something.
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Title: 100th review
Posted: May 07, 2007 (01:35 AM)
Warrior of Rome II

And it's for a bad game, go figure.


Super Duper Paper Extra Cut Material Corner:

There was a mini-story in the original version of the review I cut out because it was really just filler stuff. Here it is:

"As hard as it was, I tried to stay optimistic at this point and proceeded on with the game. Seconds later, I started a mission... and was lost. Nothing made sense, the majority of the command windows had words like Gsqqerhw333333 and Ehzergi3yrmx333. After going through the manual and looking at the images in the back of the box, I realized what was wrong... I bought a screwed up copy of the game. It was like the 0666 incident times a bijillion.

So, after being able to play a workable version of the game by other means... I finally had the opportunity to test out WoRII.
It was a pain in the butt to play."
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Title: Huzzah!
Posted: April 29, 2007 (11:18 PM)
Finally, after being stuck at number two for a few years, I finally defeated Haas in the King of Players tournament:


Though, the great feeling went away when I entered the next new tournament, teamed up with Haas, and got both our asses handed to us by a real-life Mario brothers:


Damn their flower power.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: April 22, 2007 (05:26 PM)
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: April 17, 2007 (05:00 PM)
Need for Speed: Most Wanted

~Extra Fun Time Fantastic Corner of Pancakes and Bunnies~

"Thank goodness for the cop chases." was originally "Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the cop chases.".

After the last paragraph in the review, I originally added:

"Also, get this:

The review ended."

And now you know. TRANSFORM!
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Title: I'm tired as hell right now, but before I go to sleep, I give you this:
Posted: April 12, 2007 (01:52 AM)
blu [2:20 AM]: we all nailed the teachers the moment they turned their backs
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Title: Whew.
Posted: April 09, 2007 (12:48 AM)
Been playing Earth Defense Force 2017 since I got my hands on it, and I've only completed 47.17% so far.... This game is rough on the higher difficulty settings. I still haven't completed the very first mission on Hardest (it's not even the highest difficulty...) because of the butchering I get once the giant ants kill all the other soldiers and gang up on me. Even when you get really tough weapons, you still have to put up one hell of a fight... these enemies don't joke around.

Interestingly, some of the later missions on Hardest are actually kinda easy in comparison.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: April 01, 2007 (02:35 PM)
Earth Defense Force 2017

Awesomest game of the evers.
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Title: Got Earth Defense Force 2017 today
Posted: March 28, 2007 (11:11 PM)
Using a rocket launcher to blow up a tall building with a giant ant on it, then killing the ant in mid air with an assault rifle while being surrounded by an army of giant ants wanting to eat you.... rocks so hard.

Oblivion corner: Still a vampire.
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Title: Saw Rocky Balboa on Sunday
Posted: March 27, 2007 (01:14 AM)
I thought it was pretty entertaining. I actually watched the fight in the end twice. Good way to end the series, and it's definitely what Rocky V should've been. Ugh... just saying Rocky V makes me uneasy.

Oblivion note: got turned into a vampire while sleeping.
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Title: Oblivion
Posted: March 25, 2007 (03:07 PM)
Started playing Oblivion again from the start on Friday. The only reason I really stopped playing was because of the stupid main quest and its billion Oblivion gates.

I've done some Arena fights, and the announcer's voice reminds me of the guy from The Wizard, at the end with the video game contest. I swear, I kept expecting him to say "Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy... Jimmy... WOODS!" every time he opens his mouth.

Anyway, I've stopped doing that and have since done some tasks, joined the Fighter's Guild, and bought a haunted house in Anvil. I can't stop playing now.... damn this game.
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Title: Huh, okay.
Posted: March 22, 2007 (02:30 PM)
Well, that does it for my Saturn reviewing "marathon". I didn't expect to review this many Saturn games in a row, but it happened.

I actually have one more Saturn review I just finished yesterday, but I don't really feel it should go up. There's an aspect of the game (Scud: The Disposable Assassin) I wasn't able to play because it requires a gun controller, and I just wouldn't feel right submitting the review without having played that mode.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: March 18, 2007 (12:16 PM)
Clockwork Knight 2

Pretty standard review.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: March 14, 2007 (01:45 AM)
Manx TT: Super Bike

I was originally gonna give the game a 3, but the more I thought about how absurd the AI was, I eventually gave it a 2.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: March 11, 2007 (02:30 PM)
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: March 07, 2007 (02:38 AM)

You're better off playing cop missions in a GTA game.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: March 04, 2007 (02:49 PM)
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: February 28, 2007 (11:16 AM)
Last Gladiators

Pretty standard review of a pinball game.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: February 25, 2007 (02:45 AM)
Clockwork Knight

I was pretty surprised how hard it was for me to review such a simple game. When I first finished the review, it looked like a mess, so I just kept editing and editing it. Though I liked the way it finally turned out, I still think it's just okay.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: February 22, 2007 (01:35 AM)
Defcon 5

Don't like the game, but for some reason, I feel like playing it every now and then.
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Title: Latest Review
Posted: February 18, 2007 (01:48 PM)
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