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Starting tonight, people will die. I'm a man of my word.

Title: A PROMISE!
Posted: July 09, 2006 (12:14 PM)
Okay, lost the first round of the TT. No way to debut. I'm cool, I'm cool.

!BUT!

Mark my words: I shall not lose again! I will construct a review by Wendesday, maybe Tuesday, that will rock! It will be new. It will good. It will not be Jaws: Unleashed, because I don't feel like it now.

AND IT WILL WIN!

Ashy, YOU'RE NEXT!

Um..., I mean, FIRST!
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GenjUser: Genj
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (12:55 PM)
Ok. Tell OD to spare me his retarded trash talk.
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tristis_iranicaUser: tristis_iranica
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:00 PM)
Dude, I'm telling you the way to go through this match is to write a stellar Solitaire review.
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:29 PM)
I don't know how to play Solitaire. :/
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tristis_iranicaUser: tristis_iranica
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:42 PM)
How can you not know how to play Solitaire? It's like picking your nose. You do know how to pick your nose, right?
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:48 PM)
*shrug* I guess it's easy to learn, but, I mean...I don't know. I don't what playing Solitaire entails. Or any card game, for that matter. It's just something I never bothered to learn.
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GenjUser: Genj
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:50 PM)
You mean you've never held illegal Texas Hold 'em Tournaments at a friends house, lost all your cash, and then beat up the fat kid that won the whole pot? You're missing out.
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:55 PM)
I've had a very sheltered life. I didn't even hear the word 'fuck' until I was about...twelve, I think. Me and my friends were playing that Bannana Fanna game, and they were like "Truck Truck, Mo Muck, Bannana Fanna Fo..."

And I finished it, and they just stared at me. As did the bus driver. Nearly crashed.
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GenjUser: Genj
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:57 PM)
When I was in Kindergarten, my neighbors (who are the same age as me) told me about the wonders of pornography!
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (02:59 PM)
That explains a great many things.
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overdriveUser: overdrive
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Posted: July 09, 2006 (04:14 PM)
HEY! You got a full week of retarded trash talk comin' up in yo' future, Genj. Don't try to deny me one of life's little pleasures!
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asherdeusUser: asherdeus
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Posted: July 10, 2006 (11:48 AM)
Bring it on, Lasty.
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 10, 2006 (12:38 PM)
Consider it brung.
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tristis_iranicaUser: tristis_iranica
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Posted: July 10, 2006 (04:01 PM)
Bringed. Consider it bringed.
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 10, 2006 (04:22 PM)
That was deliberate!
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GenjUser: Genj
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Posted: July 11, 2006 (09:58 AM)
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janusUser: janus
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Posted: July 11, 2006 (10:25 AM)
Kirsten Dunst is ugly. Ugly like LEROUX'S TEAM.
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 11, 2006 (12:31 PM)
Eh. She's alright with red hair, I think. No Kira Knightly, she is.
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janusUser: janus
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Posted: July 11, 2006 (12:42 PM)
Keira Knightly is really skinny. See her ribcage skinny.
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lastheroUser: lasthero
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Posted: July 11, 2006 (12:43 PM)
I dunno. It was the strangest thing, but in this shot during Pirates 2, her face looked really fat. I mean, really fat; like puffed out. And in the next shot she looked normal again.
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tristis_iranicaUser: tristis_iranica
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Posted: July 11, 2006 (10:46 PM)
LH, you are flipping weird in your taste.
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