joseph_valencia

About Me:

Gamer since 1984, and unashamed. Fuck all that self-loathing noise.


Contra only has a one hour campaign.
November 12, 2010

What a rip-off!

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I Write Like…
July 16, 2010


I write like
Arthur C. Clarke

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



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REVIEW BOX OFFICE: ''Final Fantasy II'' Breaks Records!!
May 11, 2010

In a little under two months, my review of "Final Fantasy II" has racked up 739 hits. This makes it my second most viewed review of all time, trailing my oldest submission on the site: "Shinobi." My review of the Shinobi for the PS2 was submitted way back in 2005, and it is the only review from my old body of work that I didn't purge. It has taken five years for it to achieve 1170 hits. Before the end of this year, FFII may surpass that record.

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What the hell is X-COM?
April 15, 2010

No, really. What is it?

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Kick Ass
April 15, 2010

This movie looks so fucking retarded. I can't believe nerds are getting hyped for this. :-/

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Gears 3 Trailer
April 13, 2010

- Dom grows a beard.

- Female COG.

- There's a third faction besides humans and locusts.

The trailer should have depicted the new gameplay features — no one cares about plot in a third-person shooter. I was hoping to see COGs in heavy mechs or something crazy like that.

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More FFIX Goodness
March 24, 2010

I'm in Burmecia, and Vivi can already use 'Bio'—man, I love this ability system. Time to see if Zidane can steal an awesome sword off Beatrix.

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