joseph_valencia

About Me:

Gamer since 1984, and unashamed. Fuck all that self-loathing noise.


What's this about ripping people off?
January 16, 2006

Kingdom Hearts

This is the first review I ever submitted to Honest Gamers, I think. It was approved by none other than Jason Venter himself! I'm still pretty satisfied with the end result, although I might go back some day and tinker with it a little. I also believe this is my most viewed piece to date, possibly because it's the oldest. This review also deserves some extra kudos for following up my GameFAQs stuff, all of which were crap; man, going back and reading my old GameFAQs stuff is just painful...

Maximo: Ghosts to Glory

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Dungeon of Doom
January 13, 2006

Dungeon of Doom is this old dungeon crawler game for the Mac (also released under the name "The Dungeon Revealed", apparently.); I used to play it back in middle school, when I dug up the old family Macintosh. It's a cool game, and today I developed the urge to play it. I had to go through hell and back to emulate it, but it was all worthwile! The game is still bitchin'!

Thanks to the power of the internet, I might finally be able to make it to the 40th floor...

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2007: Fail
January 12, 2006



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Reviewer's Block.
January 07, 2006

I don't know why, but I just can't seem to crank out any reviews recently. Just today I wrote up 700 words for an 8/10 treatment of Nightshade; a few hours later I re-read it and decided the scrap the whole thing. The same thing happened last month, but with Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.

Does this mean I have to go soul-searching or something? Or is there a less fruity way to get over reviewer's block?

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Some resolutions for the New Year.
January 01, 2006

Article 1: The Florida License Act

Mr. Space, by the 31st of December 2006, will acquire at least a restricted-level Florida driver's license.

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Article 2: The Honest Reviews Standard Act

Mr. Space, by the 31st of December 2006, will be required to double his library of video computer game reviews on the internet web-site known as "Honest Gamers".

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Article 3: The X-Box Act

Mr. Space, by the 31st of December 2006, will be required to purchase either a Microsoft X-Box video computer game system or a machine of the X-Box 360 class.

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Here's to a productive 2006!

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A big thank you to Genj.
December 27, 2005

Thanks to his tip, I was able to scoop up both X-Men Legends 2 and PoP3 for $60 in brand new condition!

w00t.

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Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2005


(Notice how Sonic leaves poor Tails out in the cold to freeze to death...)

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