joseph_valencia

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Gamer since 1984, and unashamed. Fuck all that self-loathing noise.


Space's Review Queue
February 28, 2006

THERE IS NO QUEUE.

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Mother 3...
February 15, 2006

...looks like Mother 2.

I know this is the GBA and everything, but you'd think they'd kind of, I dunno, upgrade the graphics a little. Last a checked, there has been more than a decade worth of progress in the field of pixel art.

And they're saying this thing's due for April? By the looks of it, they could have easily pumped out this dribble out a year ago.

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This just in: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon has finally been dethroned!!
January 31, 2006

This review made me LoL.

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My shrine to Pooyan.
January 27, 2006



Feel free to conduct your Pooyan worship here.

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What the hell is the meaning to this?
January 24, 2006

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Oh fudge, this is awesome...!
January 18, 2006

Wild ARMs 4 actually gives you an option to determine how often character voice clips will play. Hmmm... I can think of a certain game with the word NEO in the title that could have really used this feature...

EDIT: That game also has the words Shining Force in the title, in that exact order. Oh what the hell, it's Shining Force NEO! Me no likey hot stuff coming my way!

EDIT 2: Keanu Reeves is an okay guy; I thought he was funny in Speed, in an unintentional kind of way.

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Shocking!
January 16, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bluberry!

  1. When bluberry is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  2. Banging your head against bluberry uses 150 calories an hour.
  3. Bluberry can smell some things up to six miles away.
  4. Bluberry can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  5. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of bluberry.
  6. Bluberry

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