Hi there. I write reviews. Incredibly rarely. Thanks, and good day.
Title: 'nother review... Posted: August 08, 2007 (06:44 PM)
My latest and shortest review is for a little arcade game called The Amazing Maze Game. At 401 words, it may not challenge a BELISARIOS review, but it is my personal record for shortness. I wasn't doing it on purpose, there just wasn't much to say. Anyway, I'd love to hear feedback or constructive criticism, if anyone is willing to give me some. Thanks.
User: Suskie Title: Posted: August 08, 2007 (06:54 PM)
In BELISARIOS' defense, the games he reviews generally don't warrant many words (save for my favorite game, Girls They Want To Have Fun).
User: iamtheprodigy Title: Posted: August 08, 2007 (07:00 PM)
Heh, yes I know. I was in no way reflecting on BELISARIOS's reviews in a negative manner by saying that they are short. In fact, I rather enjoy them.
User: espiga Title: Posted: August 08, 2007 (08:19 PM)
You use a lot of memes, don't you?
User: iamtheprodigy Title: Posted: August 08, 2007 (08:28 PM)
That depends, what's a meme?
User: espiga Title: Posted: August 08, 2007 (08:45 PM)
THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING.
It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAND
Basically all the crap that gets popular on 4chan.
User: iamtheprodigy Title: Posted: August 09, 2007 (05:37 AM)
Hmm, do I? Not on purpose. Well I certainly wouldn't ever mention any of the really stupid ones. I guess I have made reference to a few of them before though.
User: pup Title: Posted: August 09, 2007 (11:46 AM)
Meme - A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another.
User: wayne_steed Title: Posted: August 09, 2007 (06:27 PM)
LOL... memes. "Do a barrel roll!!!11!!!!111!!!!111!" ...Yeah, and "All your base are belong to us."
Anyway, the review was good, and I don't think that the short part of it was bad. I liked your bluntness, in fact. I tend to beat around the bush when I review; you know, use all sorts of flowery language and similies enough to choke an octopus. I do this for entertainment's sake, but as long as the review is well-written, as it is here (and not section-styled; Felix gave me heck for that), well, dang, you're doin' fine!
User: espiga Title: Posted: August 09, 2007 (06:46 PM)
THat's because sectioned reviews are the spawn of Satan himself.
User: Felix_Arabia Title: Posted: August 09, 2007 (08:02 PM)
I'm always the mean guy.
User: iamtheprodigy Title: Posted: August 09, 2007 (08:10 PM)
You've been pretty nice to me... except for that time when you kicked my dog. That was kind of mean.
User: wayne_steed Title: Posted: August 10, 2007 (07:34 AM)
Wait, I didn't make mine section-styled! I just used the phrase "In my opinion," which, as you said, Felix, is pretty useless. Besides, I know you were giving (good) advice.
Dog-kicking is bad. Imagine if you were an animal and someone kicked you! Me, I'd pick up a machete in my mouth and slaughter my cruel master and his family. But, you get my point.
User: espiga Title: Posted: August 10, 2007 (02:33 PM)
Well, stating "In my opinion" is the spawn of Satan's grandson. >=[
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