For the record, Dr. Wily, no one was fooled by your little ruse. We all knew it was you pulling the strings from somewhere in the background. That whole "eight evil robots" thing? It has been done. By you. A few times now. But whatever. We've had our fun, and now it's time to blast our way through your castle and remind you why you were so worried about us ruining your plans in the first place…
NEXT: Stage One
