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Splatterhouse
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Publisher Region Released Namco NA ??/??/1988 |
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Staff review by Gary Hartley (June 14, 2008) I didn't think I'd be smacking rotting zombies to death with their own limbs or smashing corpses hung from nooses like macabre piñatas wide open with axes. When a disturbing individual with a cloth bag tied over its head assaulted me with twin chainsaws where its hands should have be, it gave me quite a start. This was an arcade cabinet set next door the The Simpson's brawler; kids were watching! |
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Staff review by Marc Golding (December 10, 2003) Ah, the classic moments we owe to Splatterhouse! Guide Rick past chained zombies affixed to the walls, slipping the gastric juices they spit up in your path! Jaunting ghouls offer themselves up as target practice for your two-by-four - splatter their guts onto the walls! And that's only the first level, people. It gets better! |
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Staff review by Sho (July 19, 2004) While there’s certainly plenty of carnage to be found, unfortunately the arcade faithful will discover this SplatterHouse to be a shadow of its parent. |
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Staff review by Sho (July 21, 2007) The wanton cruelty of SplatterHouse is what really makes it worth sinking one's teeth into, much like the famished parasitic leeches that soon bore out of the surrounding rancid flesh to feast upon Rick’s warm, tasty blood if given the chance. |
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Staff review by Zigfried (December 09, 2010) Once upon a time, all this blood and nudity would have been daring. I remember gasping in awe when playing the originals . . . of course, those were marketed towards pre-teens who couldn't even get into R-rated flicks. In today's world, hacking up misshapen beasts and grabbing softcore pics just isn't enough. |
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Reader review by goldenvortex (February 05, 2008) Before games were considered a form of violent stimuli, even before the Mortal Kombat Kontroversy, there was Splatterhouse… |
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