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Golding resurrects the ramble in the submissions box to great effect!

Four codes have gone out so far. Two have already been delisted. I've yet to decide who got the worse game; you or Jerec. Time will tell!

For us. For them. For you.

Haha, thanks. And to think, I used to write all my reviews this way.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Lucky. My game is so difficult I haven't been able to get past the first screen yet.

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Holy balls this looks bad. This reminds me of how a certain gaming reviewer surmised that Steam is basically the new Newgrounds.

Also, those "apples" are clearly tomatoes.

placid like acid

Is it clear? There seem to be apple trees in the background, so maybe I was swayed by that...

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Oh man, this sounds just as bad as the game I got, Scream if the Viking.

In fact, it's from the same developer, and is pretty much the same game except Norse-themed.

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.