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Gary Hartley has taken over the front page. This cannot stand.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Quick! Someone review Dark Souls Remastered for the site!

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

I can't be stopped. Not by conventional means.

For us. For them. For you.

Combo broken under the "How the hell am I gonna have a chance to do anything in the Site King competition (or maintain motivation to write) if I have to wait 15 days and counting to get something out of the Production Room?" clause that I just made up for this very situation!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

With the assist!

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

Well played, gentlemen. But you've only slowed me down.

For us. For them. For you.

How the hell am I gonna have a chance to do anything in the Site King competition (or maintain motivation to write) if I have to wait 15 days and counting to get something out of the Production Room?

Shots fired!

Also, I have something brewing... a weapon of mass destruction en route. Or so I keep telling Gary.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Not trying to fire shots, since I know Jason has other stuff to deal with. Just a combination of wanting the site to regularly get new content; noticing that my wait time from writing a review and getting it approved has gradually been increasing from the couple days it originally was to up to and over 10 days; noticing that some people doing staff/freelance reviews put them in the queue regularly, some do occasionally and others don't at all AND having a few struggles with writing motivation because when it comes to Site King and RotW, I'm doing one week, so that leaves me with 3/4 to potentially place in and when I have to wait extra weeks to see how my work gets critiqued while other people are putting stuff up regularly, it just leads to where I find a bit of ennui coming over me and creeping into my work where it takes me up to 4-5 days to finish a review because I'll start typing and just lose interest in what I'm doing and have to wait until the next day to try again.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

Rob does have a point, though. Waiting on things that are ridiculously late is a real grind. Almost exhausting.

What a depressing subject. I'll see how I did in the latest RotW. That'll cheer me up.

For us. For them. For you.

LOL.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Well, Emp, now that my review is up, I'll get that RotW done!

When Rob is happy, Rob cares about whether other people are happy!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

So I was watching Internet Historian and I realized that EmP has a secret identity that has to do with sour citrus fruit.

https://youtu.be/Xh6rc-t47rQ

D-does this stop EmP? Can I be Site King now? Do I need to Photoshop a crown onto my avatar? Man, it's tough to be king. There's already a lynch mob outside my door! And I don't mean fans of David Lynch! Give him the crown back, I'll wait. Keep the throne warm for me, EmP. Lemon.