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I'm banking on it. even us five year olds know how to keep a secret we've been told, and it's a handy skill.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

You mean the secret where you're going to let a girl pee in your mouth?

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have a real resume.

such a secret that I told everybody, and haha no, that isn't panning out. I found a less strange lass.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

Well that's good then.

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have a real resume.

No guys, Boo's right. Here at honestgamers.com, we shouldn't express our honest opinions about the games we review. That's just silly, we should mimic all the big-name review sites and get down on our knees every time The Man unzips his pants.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

every last one, every last one
every last one, every last one

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

For the final time, hopefully.

It's not about assimilating into what other sites/reviews opine. It's simply about being sure to not sound incredulous when giving an adverse opinion. If you want to give Doom 3 a 2/10 or Castlevania Order of Ecclesia a 3/10, that is fine. But it's not right to be unprofessional even if we're only writing reviews for a hobby, and not a profession.

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have a real resume.

Why does nobody ever tell me these things?

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

someone hasn't listened to With Teeth.

I'm jealous.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

A WIT THA TEETHA

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That's what she said.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

got my arms they flip flop flip flop flip

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

I kinda enjoyed Doom 3.

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God bless you, Genj. I like to think you do it on purpose, you loveable little rogue, you.

For us. For them. For you.

yeah I irl loled, omg.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

We've gotten away from the point. That being the brilliance of this review.

For us. For them. For you.

EmP, you're so brilliant <3

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Yay... can we all just <3 each other, now? I <3 you all. Let's all just kiss and make up and be happy-go-fun-time-yay again! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ^___^

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[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

I hate this review.


No, actually, I haven't read it. Just thought I'd be an ass.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Man, I can't believe I used to think Genj was serious.

I <3 you Genj.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

How many hits has this review received, Gary?

I might score Fallout 3 1/10 just to see what happens.

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You're better off reviewing a game of questionable morality. Worked for Zig.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

It's doing okay for hits, but going against the grain doesn't always equate to high readership.

For us. For them. For you.

I'm pulling yer leg, sir!

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