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Author: bluberry
Posted: October 25, 2008 (04:59 PM)
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I'm banking on it. even us five year olds know how to keep a secret we've been told, and it's a handy skill.


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Author: Felix_Arabia
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:00 PM)
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You mean the secret where you're going to let a girl pee in your mouth?


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Author: bluberry
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:03 PM)
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such a secret that I told everybody, and haha no, that isn't panning out. I found a less strange lass.


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Author: Felix_Arabia
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:04 PM)
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Well that's good then.


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Author: WilltheGreat
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:09 PM)
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No guys, Boo's right. Here at honestgamers.com, we shouldn't express our honest opinions about the games we review. That's just silly, we should mimic all the big-name review sites and get down on our knees every time The Man unzips his pants.


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Author: bluberry
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:12 PM)
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every last one, every last one
every last one, every last one


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Author: WilltheGreat
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:14 PM)
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Why does nobody ever tell me these things?


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Author: bluberry
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:15 PM)
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someone hasn't listened to With Teeth.

I'm jealous.


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Author: WilltheGreat
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:16 PM)
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That's what she said.


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Author: Genj
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:16 PM)
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A WIT THA TEETHA


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Author: bluberry
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:17 PM)
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got my arms they flip flop flip flop flip


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Author: Felix_Arabia
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:13 PM)
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For the final time, hopefully.

It's not about assimilating into what other sites/reviews opine. It's simply about being sure to not sound incredulous when giving an adverse opinion. If you want to give Doom 3 a 2/10 or Castlevania Order of Ecclesia a 3/10, that is fine. But it's not right to be unprofessional even if we're only writing reviews for a hobby, and not a profession.


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Author: Genj
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:34 PM)
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I kinda enjoyed Doom 3.


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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:46 PM)
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God bless you, Genj. I like to think you do it on purpose, you loveable little rogue, you.


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Author: bluberry
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:47 PM)
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yeah I irl loled, omg.


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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: October 25, 2008 (05:57 PM)
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We've gotten away from the point. That being the brilliance of this review.


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Author: Genj
Posted: October 25, 2008 (06:08 PM)
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EmP, you're so brilliant <3


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Author: wolfqueen001
Posted: October 25, 2008 (06:13 PM)
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Yay... can we all just <3 each other, now? I <3 you all. Let's all just kiss and make up and be happy-go-fun-time-yay again! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ^___^


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Author: zippdementia
Posted: October 25, 2008 (11:11 PM)
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I hate this review.


No, actually, I haven't read it. Just thought I'd be an ass.


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Author: WilltheGreat
Posted: October 26, 2008 (01:34 AM)
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Man, I can't believe I used to think Genj was serious.

I <3 you Genj.


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Author: Lewis
Posted: October 27, 2008 (02:56 AM)
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How many hits has this review received, Gary?

I might score Fallout 3 1/10 just to see what happens.


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Author: WilltheGreat
Posted: October 27, 2008 (07:18 PM)
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You're better off reviewing a game of questionable morality. Worked for Zig.


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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: October 29, 2008 (11:55 AM)
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It's doing okay for hits, but going against the grain doesn't always equate to high readership.


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Author: Lewis
Posted: October 29, 2008 (12:33 PM)
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I'm pulling yer leg, sir!


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