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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: May 13, 2013 (01:09 PM)
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From the backwards voting system that's brought you such reviews as Akane, Evil Quest and mother loving Uno comes a new way to paint myself into writing a review I probably have no interest in. That's right, friends; from the dusty recess of the past comes an arbitrary list of games you, the weary gamer, have never ever heard of and don't care about. Your job here is to vote up either a/ what you most like to see a review from or b/ which title would amuse you the most to make me play.

These almost randomly selected titles are:

1/ The Monastery

It's another Slender rip off. Because, god knows, I'm not bored of playing those yet.

2/ Planet Wars.

It's a top down shooter of some sort with cut scenes that look like they've been doodled in a maths text book margin.

3/ Jamsouls

It's a deathmatch platformer that I suppose could be what Smash Bros would be if it swallowed a rainbow and was sued for 98% of its budget.

4/ Zombie Estate 2

It's an 8bit survival horror. I guess. It's not ever scary. But it does have the word Zombie in the title, making it different from almost 25% of other XBLI titles.

5/ Loot Grinder

It's an RPG where you don't really play a role, explore dungeon or promote any semblance of plot. You do fight battles in a system long obsolete.

Either the first to five votes (or whatever's highest once I feel I've tapped out interest) wins, and I review by the end of the month. Probably.


For us. For them. For you.


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Author: honestgamer (Mod)
Posted: May 13, 2013 (01:50 PM)
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Loot Grinder sounds good. Well, not really... but it sounds like something you should review (after first playing it for many, many hours).


"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto


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Author: overdrive (Mod)
Posted: May 13, 2013 (01:56 PM)
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Yes. Loot Grinder. If I reviewed O.C.D., you need to do an equally pointless game.


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Author: JoeTheDestroyer
Posted: May 13, 2013 (02:04 PM)
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Loot Grinder. That one sounds about as bad as Of Steel and Sorcery.


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Author: zippdementia
Posted: May 13, 2013 (02:34 PM)
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Ha, ha! I'm sold on #3.

3/ Jamsouls

It's a deathmatch platformer that I suppose could be what Smash Bros would be if it swallowed a rainbow and was sued for 98% of its budget.


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Author: pickhut
Posted: May 13, 2013 (03:29 PM)
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Jamsouls.

Because I think EmP will have trouble writing this for some reason. I challenge thee!!


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