Forums > Contributor Zone > RotW - Oct. 28 to Nov. 3, 2012

Apologies for the lateness. My brain's still stuck in the four-person rotation, so I forgot this was my week. Whoops!

Ineligible this week is my review for Zoda's Revenge. Damn…

Of the six contestants and nine reviews that are eligible, these three won MY ELITE RECOGNITION!!!


THIRD: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days by AllyDoig

It was really tough to pick the third place, so I went with the criteria of who was most effectively forceful with their opinions. And this won. You do a great job of dissecting this title, bashing the crap out of it, but doing so in effective ways like how you mention the way the guns don't fire according to real-life science; how the main characters are distasteful psychos and other things that most anyone would agree are real big flaws in a game like this.

SECOND:

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

I assume you meant to link to EmP's review, not Suskie's?

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

You would be correct. Apparently, I didn't copy over everything from my last RotW. Derp...

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

Bar har har. Thanks OD!

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

haha. The review link still links to Suskie's review.

Thanks for doing this, OD.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

I think it's a big put on, aimed at EmP.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

The truth is if you reflect EmP's review in a mirror, take a video of it, project a live stream of that video on the hide of a zebra, then stand upside down, you will actually see Suskie's Dishonored review.

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

Okay...I corrected that, as well.

Now, my spirit utterly broken, I will take my leave of this place until tomorrow or so.

TOMORROW!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle