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Author: zippdementia
Posted: September 17, 2012 (04:45 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Seems you enjoyed the plot and the massive dialog about as much as I did. I assume, from the seven, that you also enjoyed the combat as much as I did.
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Author: voraWreri
Posted: September 17, 2012 (07:55 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
What a fantasic review written by a fantastic man, one no doubt my superior in every way. I bet he has no flaws to speak of at all, and makes people like myself look like the mere ants we are.
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Author: zippdementia
Posted: September 17, 2012 (09:19 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Now if there is one man who needs hair reduction help, it is MAX PAYNE.
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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: September 18, 2012 (09:29 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Underneath it all, I think I just wanted to write a really pretentious review.
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Author: zippdementia
Posted: September 18, 2012 (11:19 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
You did manage to write a particularly snobby, over the top review, by the way. I figured it was completely intentional.
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Author: overdrive (Mod)
Posted: September 18, 2012 (12:58 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
You did manage to write a particularly snobby, over the top review, by the way. I figured it was completely intentional.
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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: September 20, 2012 (09:50 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Thanks, gang.
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Author: ryan
Posted: September 24, 2012 (06:39 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
I never though I'd be this disappointed with a Rockstar game. After GTA, RDR and LA Noire, i was hoping for more of the same but got probably the most linear and repetitive shooter I had ever played. The story was uninteresting and the comic style presentation of the scenes kinds got old after about an hour. The game was pretty challenging though so not a total waste of time. I would have given this a 6/10.
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Author: honestgamer
Posted: September 24, 2012 (07:03 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Did you play the first two Max Payne games, ryan? Not every game Rockstar makes is open world like GTA or Red Dead Redemption. They've also put out a number of racing games, and yes, a conventional(ish) FPS series.
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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: September 24, 2012 (10:32 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
The first couple of Max Payne games were made by Remedy, Jason. Rockstar was only involved with MP3.
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Author: honestgamer
Posted: September 25, 2012 (01:49 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Right, and Rockstar didn't make LA Noir, either, or Smuggler's Run. But those are still Rockstar games as far as most consumers are concerned because the Rockstar name is on the packaging. The Rockstar name doesn't always mean open world gaming.
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Author: wolfqueen001
Posted: September 25, 2012 (05:14 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Great review. I especially found this line to be rather poetic and effective. The woes of lost loved ones and one man wars waged from behind a police shield are whispered rumours, whistling around the landscape like a junkie's dying sigh. It's there, in the shadows, but try and look directly at it, and it vanishes into the enviable darkness.
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Author: zippdementia
Posted: September 25, 2012 (07:26 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Max Payne 1 is a classic, but it's got very stiff controls. Max Payne 2 has better controls but has a habit to be glitchy and somehow isn't quite as satisfying a story. It's TOO grim (and coming from me, that says a lot). Max Payne 3 is the best in terms of controls, I mean it just plays great, but is pretty weak in terms of story and has a terrible end game.
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