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This review was thoroughly entertaining. I loved the bit about hating candles and the dig at Simon's Quest.

I was playing this game recently and got further than I've ever gotten (I beat death and that !@#$! stupid cock sucking mother f... *approximately 50 more curses go here* medusa hallway--the hellway....!) I didn't actually beat the game yet, but I'm inching closer. It seems to require a totally different skill set. This looks like an actiony game, but if you play it that way, you just die at nausium.

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Thanks, dagoss! I have never actually beaten Death (at least not without Game Genie), though I came very close a few times. Honestly, I think I enjoy the Death battles in Rondo of Blood and Dracula's Curse much more. Still, great game!

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This was a fun read. I like the way you wrote it, with a different slant on Castlevania staples.

'There would be tears and there would be strange laughter. Fierce births and deaths beneath umbrageous ceilings. And dreams, and violence, and disenchantment.'