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How many people do you think have read this review and been like... waitaminute... where's all the deserts? What the–

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I wondered that before reading it myself.

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Heh, one of the reasons I reviewed Journey was because I thought I wanted to write a review but I wasn't sure which one. Then I wondered if Journey was at all like the arcade game.

So it's a coincidence that's not really a coincidence.

Though it's neat to see just how different two games with the same name can be.

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I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
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