This thread is in response to a review for Shark Attack on the Atari 2600. You are encouraged to view the review in a new window before reading this thread.
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Author: qxz
Posted: May 03, 2012 (10:33 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
From the review:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." |
Author: JoeTheDestroyer (Mod)
Posted: May 04, 2012 (02:34 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Yeah, well, plausibility isn't this game's strong suit. Just the idea of a man-eating shark or a reptile living in Loch Ness is questionable. Maybe less so in the case of the former, as a bull shark might be able to get into Loch Ness via River Ness. I'm no marine biologist, though.
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena. |
Author: overdrive (Mod)
Posted: May 04, 2012 (09:57 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
I've always thought that plausibility never was the 2600's strong suit. Most of the time, I got the idea that designers kept a room full of first graders on hand to get their ideas from.
I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible |
Author: zippdementia
Posted: May 04, 2012 (10:18 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
More accurately, the ET conversation went like this:
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic." |
Author: JoeTheDestroyer (Mod)
Posted: May 04, 2012 (10:34 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Implausibility isn't exactly friends with retro gaming in general, considering the moments where you have to:
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena. |
Author: zippdementia
Posted: May 04, 2012 (11:35 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
To be fair, if somebody literally JUMPED ON MY HEAD, I would probably be out for the count, too.
Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic." |
Author: JoeTheDestroyer (Mod)
Posted: May 04, 2012 (12:15 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Yeah, true. Especially if the guy is a heavy set Italian wearing big black boots.
The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena. |
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