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I'm having trouble writing mine. All I have is the first line.

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Aww. I totally had my hopes up!

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

And that first line was a parody tribute to you, Masters. :D

I can avoid death by not having a life.

What a lovely surprise!

Jerec: trolling Masters since '04.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Since I'm not gonna get around to writing it, it was for Final Fantasy VI. the first line was "I remember the snow."

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Yes. I do have to link my Breath of Fire II and Yoshi's Island reviews to this contest. And hopefully find the time to write one for a SUPER SECRET MYSTERY third game from the days of eld.

Things are shaking up good for a tomorrow writing session, but we'll have to see if it's still feasible then.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

So it's basically me vs. OD. We need a WWE-style pay-per-view promo for that.

OVERDRIVE VS. JOE THE DESTROYER
BURNING BARBWIRE-WRAPPED STEEL CAGE BURIED-ALIVE-WITH-HUNGRY-CHIHUAHUAS-AND-USED-HYPODERMIC-NEEDLES MATCH
with guest referee, former porn actress Dani Woodward


...or have I spoke too soon?

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

Dani Woodward retired?

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!