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Forums > Contributor Zone > Tastes Like Retro '11 -- A Review Tourney

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Author: jerec
Posted: September 28, 2011 (07:23 PM)
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I'm having trouble writing mine. All I have is the first line.


I can avoid death by not having a life.


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Author: Masters (Mod)
Posted: September 28, 2011 (09:11 PM)
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Aww. I totally had my hopes up!


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Author: jerec
Posted: September 28, 2011 (09:40 PM)
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And that first line was a parody tribute to you, Masters. :D


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Author: Masters (Mod)
Posted: September 28, 2011 (09:44 PM)
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What a lovely surprise!

Jerec: trolling Masters since '04.


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Author: jerec
Posted: September 28, 2011 (11:37 PM)
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Since I'm not gonna get around to writing it, it was for Final Fantasy VI. the first line was "I remember the snow."


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Author: overdrive (Mod)
Posted: September 29, 2011 (01:32 PM)
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Yes. I do have to link my Breath of Fire II and Yoshi's Island reviews to this contest. And hopefully find the time to write one for a SUPER SECRET MYSTERY third game from the days of eld.

Things are shaking up good for a tomorrow writing session, but we'll have to see if it's still feasible then.


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Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle


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Author: JoeTheDestroyer
Posted: September 30, 2011 (02:51 AM)
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So it's basically me vs. OD. We need a WWE-style pay-per-view promo for that.

OVERDRIVE VS. JOE THE DESTROYER
BURNING BARBWIRE-WRAPPED STEEL CAGE BURIED-ALIVE-WITH-HUNGRY-CHIHUAHUAS-AND-USED-HYPODERMIC-NEEDLES MATCH
with guest referee, former porn actress Dani Woodward


...or have I spoke too soon?


The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.


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Author: Masters (Mod)
Posted: September 30, 2011 (07:32 AM)
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Dani Woodward retired?


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