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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: June 26, 2011 (02:53 PM)
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God bless you for reminding me about that awesome N3 review. You & Zig still suck for giving that a 7. A 7!

Err, this review was good, too. Jolly good!


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Author: zigfried
Posted: June 26, 2011 (02:59 PM)
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N3 is a good game, although N3II is better.

//Zig


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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: June 26, 2011 (03:01 PM)
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You continue to be wrong about things. People being wrong on the Internet is now a crime.

I still remember the Drakengard II praise. I wake myself up screaming with that memory, sometimes.


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Author: zigfried
Posted: June 26, 2011 (03:06 PM)
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Drakengard 2 is right up there with Chaos Legion as one of the PS2 classics, although the Japanese version is better (because of a small musical difference).

//Zig


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Author: dementedhut
Posted: June 26, 2011 (03:47 PM)
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This is a beautiful topic.


I head spaceshit noises.

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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: June 26, 2011 (03:53 PM)
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My favourite thikng about Cavia's final release, NIER, is that it bases its entire plot on Drakngard's fifth and most brutal ending. I don;t enjoy this because of the slight nod back to an ending that I had to work my arse off to get and enjoyed every minute I put into it, but because even Cavia wanted a reality were Drakengard II could not exist. It was their final apology, and I forgive them.

You get no such forgivness. People spent money -- MONEY -- on these games thaks to your honey-dripped words, and now they are all very sad. I have signed statments to back this up as fact.


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Author: zigfried
Posted: June 26, 2011 (03:58 PM)
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You apparently haven't gotten to the final ending of Nier.

You won't like it.

//Zig


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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: June 26, 2011 (03:59 PM)
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I thought the point of this was to prove I don't like anything.

Which last ending? Technically, there's two. The sacrifce or let die one?


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Author: zigfried
Posted: June 26, 2011 (04:07 PM)
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You have gotten there! I must have interpreted it a little differently, then.

Being intentionally cryptic here......... I figured Cavia realized it was such a crime to ignore Drakengard 2, that they erased the memory of Nier having ever even existed.

You should play Pit Fighter for SNES. It's really good.

//Zig


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Author: jerec
Posted: June 26, 2011 (04:16 PM)
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I don't think I'd describe bluberry as The Legendary Reviewer


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Author: zigfried
Posted: June 26, 2011 (04:21 PM)
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Then you don't meet the requirements to accurately review Courier Crisis.

//Zig


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Author: dementedhut
Posted: June 26, 2011 (04:37 PM)
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Blame Venter, he's the one that first called him that when he commented on Blu's Super Castlevania IV review in a 2004 RotW topic. XD


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Author: honestgamer
Posted: June 26, 2011 (05:31 PM)
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This is the problem with being facetious on the Internet.


"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

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Author: JoeTheDestroyer (Mod)
Posted: June 26, 2011 (06:52 PM)
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I'm sure it's impossible to not be facetious on the Internet.


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Author: bluberry
Posted: July 02, 2011 (07:53 PM)
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I hear the author of that N3 review is a functional analyst by trade. shame, he's throwing away a lot of talent for literary criticism.


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Author: bluberry
Posted: July 02, 2011 (08:38 PM)
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"readsno matter how skilled you become, how well you know the layouts of a stage, you still fail miserably thanks to luck"

"The worst, though, is having to turn every. single. corner. See, there's always going to be a 50/50 chance of running into an unavoidable car as you make a turn. There's really nothing you can do about it, because time is ticking down and you need all the speed you can gain."

hah. accurate messenger sim then.


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