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Author: fleinn
Posted: June 16, 2011 (12:50 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
"underdeveloped exercise in shovelware that looks and plays like something an Eastern European developer you'd never heard of might have sold for $9.99"
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Author: sashanan
Posted: June 16, 2011 (01:00 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
I was pretty sure that DNF at the very least would be a letdown to some and quite possibly to most. I suppose I didn't expect it to suck as bad as the reviews almost universally appear to point out. Even development hell can hardly excuse what happened here.
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Author: Halon
Posted: June 16, 2011 (03:18 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Good review. This is pretty much getting bashed everywhere, though fans of the original games (especially 3D) aren't completely hating it. It's a poor game either way, but if you're a fan of the old games I hear it's a poor game that is still somewhat amusing and worth checking out (perhaps for a reduced price).
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Author: zigfried
Posted: June 16, 2011 (08:08 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
I just picked this game up today. Looking forward to playing it!
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Author: JoeTheDestroyer (Mod)
Posted: June 16, 2011 (10:07 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Oh, goodie! Another new game to add to the "bargain bin only" list.
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Author: jerec
Posted: June 17, 2011 (07:23 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Duke Nukem Forever is a cicada. Spends 14 years underground, and when it finally emerges, it lives for a short time and then dies.
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Author: Suskie
Posted: June 17, 2011 (07:54 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
^^^ And it's ugly and horrible.
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Author: JokerRulez
Posted: June 17, 2011 (09:43 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Regarding the comment Duke made at the top of the building.
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Author: Suskie
Posted: June 17, 2011 (10:05 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
If that particular joke is from Texas, then how is Duke's line a reference to that if he's in Vegas (which is in Nevada)?
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Author: JokerRulez
Posted: June 17, 2011 (12:11 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
The location has nothing to do with the joke.
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Author: WhisperingMadness
Posted: June 17, 2011 (12:36 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
I hope you rented it at a redbox, Suskie, so you didn't waste too much money.
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Author: WhisperingMadness
Posted: June 17, 2011 (12:40 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Sorry. I know this has nothing to do with the topic, but is there a way I can get rid of the ugly cheetos?
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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: June 17, 2011 (12:41 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Click the ugly cheetos to open new ugly avatar options.
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Author: WhisperingMadness
Posted: June 17, 2011 (12:48 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Nice. Thank you.
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Author: zippdementia
Posted: June 18, 2011 (01:04 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Suckiness is really sucky. I cannot express enough how disappointed I am that this game is terrible. It's so cliche to release a terrible game after years in production hell. I just wish that, for once, production hell would actually be worth it.
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