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Holy damn! You did good with this one, Mike!

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Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

It's a good example of bringing other talents to bear on a video game review... this is really two reviews in one. That's like bringing a rocket launcher to a fencing duel. It will be hard for the judges to say no to this.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Holy shit, thanks! I sort of had to attack this game from a different angle and I had no idea how that would work out, so I'm glad to hear you liked it!

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

I actually have this game on XBLI and once spent an hour or so making a mental draft to when I played it along with Blur's Song 2. Then I dumped it because I didn't think the approuch would work.

You've proved me quite wrong -- great review.

For us. For them. For you.

I played this game for 10 minutes and thought I was going to have a seizure. I've never seen so many flashy lights in my life.

IF YOU WANT MORE BEATS FOR YOUR BUCK THERE'S NO LUCK.

Baha. Doesn't the game have a seizure warning right when you boot it up?

This review probably should come with a "nobody else seems to love this game as much as I do" warning, but like I said, I'm convinced it comes down to careful song selection. Also, if any of you do want to check it out, know that the game accepts Xbox 360 controller input and I strongly recommend playing it that way. Mouse and keyboard is, understandably, not the best way to play a game like this.

Anyway, thanks a lot for the comments.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

Hilariously, it was just on sale.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

Think it did have a seizure warning. Well I doubt I would've had a seizure but the flashing lights was enough to make me instantly uninstall it. It's a shame since it seemed like a decent game.

You just missed a sale where you could get Beat Hazard, Audiosurf (decent), Geometry Wars (good), Bullet Candy (supposedly good), VVVVVV (good, I just reviewed this one last night), and one other indie game for $5.

IF YOU WANT MORE BEATS FOR YOUR BUCK THERE'S NO LUCK.