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Yeah, the most fun I had with Sim Earth was poking Gaia in the eye a thousand times. There was rumour that she exploded after 10,000 clicks, but we never managed it.

We (by that I mean myself and the other delinquints of our Junior-year computer programming class) also enjoyed totally screwing over the planet's inhabitants with a multitude of natural disasters.

Ultimately, though, we gave this pile of shit up for that game where you use magnets to play hockey.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Baha! I was thinking about referencing this game in my upcoming ActRaiser walkthrough.

"Think of a game where you can play god."

"SimEarth?"

"Okay, think of a game that doesn't suck where you can play god."

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.

SimEarth was so disappointing, because the idea sounded so awesome. I got it in one of those packs with a bunch of other Maxis games.

Thing is, outside of SimCity, the games usually range from crap to decent - a lot of them hovering around mediocre.

I can avoid death by not having a life.

You aren't kidding. I don't know how I managed to rent this game multiple times.

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.