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No, don't get me wrong. I'm cool with judging as long as you guys are.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

My partner Zigfried2 informs me that he'll be reviewing a shooter.

Me, I think I'll go for a strategy game of some sort.

Just a proper heads up as to what people should expect to be beaten by.

//Zig

Unlimited Zig Works!

Will and I have decided to call ourselves Team 1337. Because.... um... yeah. >_> Totally not dorky or anything.

What espiga does in his free time
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

The deadline is only ONE WEEK AWAY. Fire up those electric pencils! Type too fast and jam your fingers! Do whatever it takes, but just submit your reviews on time.

I'll be reviewing a strategy game called Utawarerumono for the PS2. You may have heard that name before, but the PS2 game is quite obscure and will net me a perfect 110 score.

I don't know what my partner will be reviewing, except that he said "you shoot uh, things, in itt [sic]", so I assume it must be a shooter.

I told him that as long as he scores at least 20 points, we should be able to best the lot of you.

//Zig

Unlimited Zig Works!

U MESS WITH ZIG2 YOU GET SORRU

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Yeah..the deadline is a week away. Damn, I was hoping it'd be two weeks away.

On the +/- 10 points deal, how obscure is Super Mario Brothers? Or Uncharted 2?

Ha, ha...don't worry, kids. I have something diabolical in the plans. A game so obscure that you could swear I made it up under the influence one fine night.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

What's Uncharted 2?

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Update: I am not dead.

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A game so obscure that you could swear I made it up under the influence one fine night.

Fuck, that was my plan.

If I Die Young, May It Be Noble. If I Die Old, Let It Be Peaceful. And If I Am To Live Forever, Please Bless My Loved Ones With The Same Miracle.

3 pages of buildup. This is gonna be a good tourney.

Oh, and my game is obscure enough, it may get an 11. I say this with the utmost humility.

I also say with the utmost humility that my review isn't exactly complete yet.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

Running out of time!

I can avoid death by not having a life.

http://www.honestgamers.com/reviews/9069/Al-Qadim-The-Genies-Curse.html


Here's my entry. It's so obscure that you don't even need to read it to grant full points.

Idemo do dna....tugo ti i ja.

I wrote the review, just forgot to post it.

Shadow Of Destiny

I believe in Fate.

Yeah. The game I'm playing now is just too long and complicated to get a review up for this in time. So unless some miracle happens between now and Monday regarding it, I'll be using Puzzle Bots.

What espiga does in his free time
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

I'll get my judging done by Friday.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

My game has no cover art, just the HG pic. Other entries to the tournament actually have a legitimate graphic.

Me 1, the field 0.

Bring it, foolz.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

My game only has cover art because I provided it.

My partner, Zigfried2, informs me that his game isn't even listed.

//Zig

Unlimited Zig Works!

Well, you probably just beat the rush.

As for your partner, I bet he is just sandbagging.

Prove me wrong or admit I'm right!

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

Since I always ask this...when you say the deadline is Oct. 3, do you mean the first minute of Oct. 3 or the very last minute of it (ie: 0:01 HG time or 23:59 HG time).

I need to know for mysterious reasons (ie: will I be getting drunker as I write or will I just be hung over)!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

Question about judging, what's the deal with teams? Do I just read each review and judge it like normal, and the team scores get added?

I can avoid death by not having a life.

The deadline is October 3. So as long as it's still October 3, you're still on the line.

DON'T CROSS THE LINE

//Zig

Unlimited Zig Works!

Crime Crackers

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I FEEL ASLEEP!

Just give me my overwhelming praise, accolades and team victory now, please. It will save us all a lot of time and energy.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

I've submitted my review. I will update this post with a link once it's accepted.

Like right now. Clicking!

Your girlfriend's name ends in .jpg

I know I'm going to take a hit on the obscure points here, but for now I'm going with Sports Champions.

I had another idea in mind but I don't like how the review is turning out so far but didn't want to leave my partner high and dry.

If I Die Young, May It Be Noble. If I Die Old, Let It Be Peaceful. And If I Am To Live Forever, Please Bless My Loved Ones With The Same Miracle.