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Posted: July 12, 2010 (03:58 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
It’s strange. Zipp took the week of June 20th and said there wasn’t a single user review. Then, in the week of June 27th, one week later, 23 reviews were submitted by 17 different writers. Holy cow. With so many to read through, one could assume that there was a boatload of garbage. However, you would be very much mistaken, because each review – from both regulars and newer faces – was worth reading. I was extremely impressed by the consistently great quality, and as an added bonus, there was so much variety in the content covered, from dragons to 8-bit girlfriends, Guybrush Threepwood to the Doctor, and board games to 3D stereoscopy. Honourable Mention Starcraft (MAC) by zippdementia I’ve never played Starcraft. It’s not something that particularly interests me; I’m just not into strategy games. Yet, Zipp writes an entertaining and convincing piece that tells me I’m really missing out. Mentioning his sister in the introduction is clever and a good start – I can relate to her, because I know almost nothing about the Starcraft’s setting. After the first couple of paragraphs, I immediately come to the conclusion that I’m just as likely to be riveted by the gameworld as she was. And while Zipp doesn’t spend much time describing the game mechanics, he makes the strategies and the viable ways of playing the game surprisingly easy to understand. I have no trouble following his thoughts. I don’t need to know the specific terms or what each race is like to get the general gist of things. Starcraft sounds like a superb game, and maybe if I were more interested in the genre and had a more competent machine than this slow and lame laptop of mine, I’d actively seek out a copy of it. Honourable Mention Resident Evil 5: Untold Stories (X360) by EmP Unlike Starcraft, I had already played Resident Evil 5. I thought it was a decent enough game, but I didn’t feel like spending cash on its downloadable content. EmP tells me I should reconsider. Both Desperate Escape and Lost in Nightmares sound really fun, despite them being so different from each other. The action of and mayhem in Desperate Escape is described vividly and really well – it’s easy to picture these scenarios in my head. Lost in Nightmares is perhaps a little harder to picture due to the references towards the earlier Resident Evils (though I’ve dabbled over the years, Resident Evil 5 was the first and only one in the series that I’ve played from start to finish). I still get that the experience is about exploring, conserving ammo, and solving puzzles. The tension and the atmosphere behind it is such a huge contrast to the action-driven Desperate Escape, and the paragraph about waiting for that something to happen was excellently written. Definitely the highlight for me, there. The package does seem a bit pricey, and I probably won’t purchase it for the time being, but that’s more down to my feelings towards Resident Evil 5 than anything else. If I were a bigger fan of the game, I’m absolutely sure I would’ve parted with 960 MSP after reading this review. Out of the three reviews EmP submitted, this was comfortably my favourite one. Third Place Beyond Good & Evil (PS2) by wolfqueen001 This is a great review on a game that I’ve always been curious about, and by the end of it, Wolfqueen makes me regret not picking this one up during the last generation of consoles. Easily my favourite parts of the review are when she talks about Jade’s camera. This is a rather unique part of the game, and the review does brilliantly in making it stand out. I first get the impression that taking pictures of every single species is time-consuming yet really fun and rewarding. Even better, she then emphasises the idea of using the camera to uncover what’s really going on with the invasion. This sounds like such a cool idea that I’m surprised hasn’t been done before (at least, to my knowledge), and Wolfqueen does well to make it seem awesome. While the camera is undoubtedly the biggest draw of the game, the rest of it doesn’t sound bad, either. Wolfqueen is thorough with the content and succeeds in making mostly everything else appear to be fun. Boss fights seem unique and imaginative, both in design and in combat. Small story hints draw up intrigue without having to resort to spoilers. And the variety of side-activities in the final paragraph is a great way to close the review. “It’d be a shame to miss it.” It’s a shame that I never played Beyond Good & Evil when I had my PlayStation 2. Second Place Final Fantasy XIII (PS3) by jerec I don’t recall ever reading a Jerec review before this one, so I hope he doesn’t take offence when I say that his piece on Final Fantasy XIII caught me off-guard. It’s an excellent review, and I’d have no problem awarding it the win on most other weeks. Firstly, Jerec brings up flaws that I didn’t give much thought to before and had me going, “oh yeah, of course!” This first happened when he brought up the idea that FF XIII was more of a spectacle than a game. The rollercoaster analogy was nicely executed, as the TT judges already said, but more importantly, this was a perspective that I’d never considered before. I paused upon reading it and reflected for a little while on my own experience with the game. The same thing happened when I read that the cast of FF XIII were never pushed to their breaking points. By bringing up one of FF X’s more intense moments, it’s easy to see one of the reasons why the story of FF XIII fell flat. Jerec also lays down points that I was more familiar with. Even though I found the game more tolerable, I completely understand his point of view. He’s clear with his words, and there’s no reason to doubt them. I’m particularly happy someone else agrees that the cutscenes are hard to follow, even though they look stunning at times. I also don’t mind that the gameplay isn’t given as much attention. After all, the game is more of an interactive experience, as Jerec claims. Anyway, all in all, this is a successful bash review that justifies the low score and the author’s clear irritation. Review of the Week Dante’s Inferno (PS3) by Suskie Despite the top-end being mostly dominated by TT entries, Suskie’s Dante’s Inferno – the last of the 23 entries – was my favourite. Sometimes, people get carried away and go into too much detail about the background of a particular game, but Suskie makes his references and analysis not just relevant but also really entertaining to read. Take the second paragraph. I had no idea that the source content had allusions to Greek mythology; an interesting fact, but it also emphasises further that Visceral Games were ripping off from God of War. Take the penultimate paragraph. Earlier, I learnt that Dante was a real poet. When I read how Dante’s been unfairly portrayed as a massive dick, I started to dislike the game, even though I’ve never played it before. On the subject of being an entertaining read, this review was the only one to make me laugh this week. In fact, I laughed twice. I had a good giggle in the Lucifer’s penis paragraph. Finally, the review nails the flaws of the game superbly. From the God of War similarities to the skills to the game’s finale, this is a game that I most definitely have no intention of buying. By the end of the review, I had no further questions. Everything that I wanted to know was answered. A fun yet also thorough review – a lethal combination, and one that is extremely tough to beat in my books. All right, that’s me done for now. Whew. Thanks for contributing!
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Author: zippdementia
Posted: July 12, 2010 (04:08 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Good news for you, Ben! Starcraft will run on ANYTHING. Seriously. I first played the game on an old PC back in 1998. I recently installed it on an even older PC (1995) and, to my great surprise, it worked. I'm now running it on a 7 year old MAC.
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Author: Genj
Posted: July 12, 2010 (04:42 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Thanks for undertaking this massive ROTW, Ben. Congrats to all who were mentioned.
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Author: aschultz
Posted: July 12, 2010 (05:04 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Wow. Guess I'm next. Nice work. It's interesting to hear a sort of 4th judge's take on some TT reviews.
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Author: Suskie
Posted: July 12, 2010 (06:33 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
You had a huge workload this week, Ben, so thanks a lot for stepping up and for giving me the win! I'm pretty flattered to have won during such a competitive week. As you said, we had an unexpectedly large influx of reviews and there were no weak entries among them. I kind of wrote that review as per True's request, but I sort of had this attitude like, "There is no way I'm not submitting anything this week!"
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Author: zippdementia
Posted: July 12, 2010 (06:59 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Hey Suskie, I noticed your win from me isn't featured. Was it decided it wasn't a valid week?
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Author: bluberry
Posted: July 12, 2010 (08:12 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
you must have liked The Chasm.
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Author: Suskie
Posted: July 12, 2010 (08:49 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Are you talking about Alpha Protocol, Zipp? It's featured -- it just doesn't show up in the sidebar because it was a freelance review. Click on the plus sign next to Feature User Reviews and you'll see it.
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Author: jerec
Posted: July 13, 2010 (12:57 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
One the one hand, I'm incredibly pleased I managed second place out of ALL THOSE REVIEWS, but on the other... Pretty much the best review I ever wrote and will never come close to topping... still couldn't beat Suskie?
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Author: wolfqueen001
Posted: July 13, 2010 (11:19 AM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Yeah, thanks a lot for doing this, Ben. It was a huge undertaking and I'm not sure many would have so willingly and enthusiastically done so. You did a great job here and desserve every bit of praise and credit for it.
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will |
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Author: -
Posted: July 13, 2010 (05:47 PM) Actions: Register for a free user account to post on the forums... |
Thanks for the thanks, everyone. I really appreciate it. By the way, in case anyone didn't read Suskie's blog post, this was his 25th win, and thus he now has the top Review of the Week milestone.
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