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You know you've arrived when someone writes their review specifically to mock your own.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

And you know you've spent too much time with your thesaurus if it took you THIS long to notice it.

//2004'd

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

This depresses me. Because it means that, to the best of my knowledge, I still haven't arrived. After nearly seven years and (counting the GF sectioned ones I didn't bring over here) about 300 reviews, you'd have thought that would have happened at some point.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

Wow, Andrew just killed me there. Totally uncalled for. :(

Don't worry Rob -- someone may well have ripped one of your reviews and you just don't know it... yet.

Look how long it took me to find out!

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

OD, you arrived a long time ago. We've all been insulting your reviews for years.

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Well, yeah...I take the constant insulting for granted. I want people to start ripping off stuff I say in my reviews to directly bash them. That's a whole new level of arriving!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

Sorry Masters--I never know if emoticons are either condescending or necessary in this situation when I'm trying to bust out and be all clever :/.

To make it up to you, I'll try to push through the LONG-AWAITED sequel to my Toki NES review.

It's too crappy and irrelevant intense for HG reviews proper, but it'll make a good blog entry.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips