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BREAKING NEWS! Golden Vortex has been sacked from his team. Turducken will be in for the rest of the season.

Felix at EmP

EmP vs Zig
DE vs Felix
DoI vs Rand

Dagoss at Janus

Janus vs Dagoss
Disco vs wolfqueen
radical dreamer vs Turducken

Overdrive At Will

Zipp vs OD
Sash vs Jace
Will vs Beli

Boo At Suskie

Suskie vs Woodhouse
Schultz vs Espiga
True vs Boo

This is up late, so some leeway will be offered.

For us. For them. For you.

Suskie --> Woodhouse
True --> Boo
Schultz --> Espiga

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

I will tentatively state that our match ups will be:

Zipp at OD
Sash at Jace
Will at Beli

Of course, this is subject to change by the great will of our captain (see what I did there?)

Suskie, go back to my blowjob comment. It's less embarrassing.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Hmm... let's see... nope.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

You do realize that if you fail to win the TT, I'll have to tar and feather you.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Janus vs Dagoss
Disco vs wolfqueen
radical dreamer vs turducken

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

Zipp's post has the correct match-ups, as we discussed earlier. For reference, (and because I'm the captain, damnit!), that is:

Zipp vs OD
Sash vs Jace
Will vs Beli

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Will, you're a filthy coward because you mixed up the match-ups and didn't go straight down the line!!!!!!!! How dare you not go Capt vs Capt, 1 vs 1 and 2 vs 2 or whatever nonsense I've heard somewhere!!!!!!!

I feel scandalized!!!

Well, that's enough of that......I have important things to do, such as figure out what the hell I'm going to write about this week.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

That sound you hear is the dropping jaws on OD's team as realisation dawns that we made precisely the right picks.

"Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. -- GK"

Laugh while you can, OD. For when the playoffs arrive, and we have the top ranking, you'll still be afraid to face me head on... and there's nothing you'll be able to do about it!

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

You're absolutely right, OD. I am a filthy coward. More so I recognize and publicly admit that I am the weak link on Team Verbose Eloquence.

Zip, on the other hand, will beat the living snot out of you.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

Splinter Cell

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Ewww, snot.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

EmP: You put janus' line up incorrectly. Unless he privately changed it or something.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

I changed it after Emp told me that turducken is now on your team.

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

Well, as stated in my blog, I'm using this. I'm just glad I finally wrote something new. Jesus.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Well this ruins the perfect symmetry of my leaderboards. >_

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Not quite. I think "Turducken vortex" conjures up quite an image. Like the cartoon Tasmanian devil, but possibly more succulent.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

so if Turducken wins both matches, does he go to the top of the leaderboard?

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

It sure would be nice to declare my review well in advance of the deadline this week, but unfortunately game data for Star Trek: 25th Anniversary on the PC seems to be taking its time working through the queue.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

A Fading Melody

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

We ARE allowed to change our review choice any time before the deadline, right? Even if we post one choice now?

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

Tick tock. Tick tock. =D

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

But...the future refused to change.

"Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. -- GK"