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I'm really liking your off-the-wall reviewing style, Spaced. That said, I do think you have to be careful not to let it get sloppy. I actually like this review, but it needs tightening. While I appreciate the fact that Kung Fu is a simple game that requires a similarly simple review, I think you could easily expand on every single paragraph you've written for stronger effect.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

I really don't like how you say you think punching gives you more points. Actually, I know it does, but you should be the expert on the game itself and leave the reader no doubt.

Ten bucks says he eats and sleeps in it too.

Hehehehhe. That's good stuff.

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Fuck, man. You're coming up with a goofy nickname for everybody, aren't you? First Venter is "Jace," then Radicaldreamer is "Raddish," and now Spaceworlder is "Spaced." Soon you're gonna be calling me the Suskinator or some shit.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

Now you've gone and reminded me of a girl I once knew whose handle was SpaceD. She was a pretty lass in our gaming clan. Then she actually went and became a photo model and got so busy that we never heard from her again.

''Yes, yes...but apart from all that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?''