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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: July 20, 2009 (11:46 AM)
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Janus at Felix

Zigfried vs Janus
Randxian vs bbobb
Felix vs Disco1960

EmP at Dagoss

EmP vs. Dagoss
DarkEternal vs. Wolfqueen001
Dragoon of Infinity vs. Golden Vortex

Will at Boo

Will vs. Bluberry
Zippdementia vs. Woodhouse
Sashanan vs. Espiga

Suskie at Overdrive

Beli vs. Suskie
OD vs. True
Venter vs. Schultz


For us. For them. For you.


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Author: Suskie
Posted: July 20, 2009 (11:51 AM)
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I challenge Overdrive.


You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.


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Author: bluberry
Posted: July 20, 2009 (12:06 PM)
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I challange Overdrive as well. together we can take him.


Oh no, it's a Goomba!


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Author: zippdementia
Posted: July 20, 2009 (12:23 PM)
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Not so fast, Blueberry! I challenge you to a duel!

So... have we actually gotten ahead of the judging? That's... unexpected.


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Author: JANUS2
Posted: July 20, 2009 (12:24 PM)
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Willthegreat vs. Woodhouse
Zippdementia vs. Bluberry
Sashanan vs. Espiga


"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad


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Author: bluberry
Posted: July 20, 2009 (12:38 PM)
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=D


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Author: Felix_Arabia
Posted: July 20, 2009 (06:08 PM)
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Zigfried versus Janus
Randxian versus bbobb
Felix versus Disco1960


I don't have to boost my review resume because I have a real resume.


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Author: BELISARIOS
Posted: July 20, 2009 (07:23 PM)
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Suskie, of course you would challenge Overdrive who at 1-3 provides the least danger to your impeccable record. Why don't you fight someone with teeth? Overdrive has dentures. I have fangs. I'm a vampiric chameleon's shadow! You're going to need more than a stake to kill me. It'll take the best review you've ever written. Too bad you've never written a single review!

I challenge you Suskie, you vitriolic swine, to battle. I broadcast in 1 million p. I live at a Holiday Inn Express. I've dunked on Patrick Chewing. I'm more interesting than the guy from those Dos Equis commercials. Stay thirsty, my friend. Because I'm going to drink you up. Fight me if you dare, if you dare, if you dare.

(Dear Overdrive, please please please please please make my wildest dreams come true. If you don't, I'll never be your friend again. The end.)


It's like jazz music born from the souls of men!


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Author: True
Posted: July 20, 2009 (07:28 PM)
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Um... I'm pretty sure there are better ways to proposition your Captain that don't include insulting his dental hygiene.

If you really want a challenge, I'm sure I can talk the judges into allowing a stand-in.

I'll get the crazy guy down the street using the burlap sack as a shirt and the lazy eye, washing windows with a news paper to muster up something. He's probably in your league, right?

:D


If I Offended You, You Needed It.


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Author: BELISARIOS
Posted: July 20, 2009 (08:11 PM)
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I am thrilled to take all challengers, but first I must challenge the Unchallenged. Once I've challenged him, and he has fallen to my challenge, then I can tackle the challenging Challenged One. Assuming his burlap knits don't cause him to experience the most grievous chafing known to man!


It's like jazz music born from the souls of men!


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Author: True
Posted: July 20, 2009 (08:15 PM)
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All I got out of that was "challenging" and "chafing".


If I Offended You, You Needed It.


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Author: BELISARIOS
Posted: July 20, 2009 (08:20 PM)
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That's all life has to offer!


It's like jazz music born from the souls of men!


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Author: Suskie
Posted: July 20, 2009 (09:03 PM)
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Beli, you're sounding quite a bit like Zipp did a few weeks ago. How did that work out for him, I wonder?

In the last competition I judged, I believe I told OD that he was among my favorite reviewers on HG. I consider him the most formidable opponent of you three, and feared his record would convince him otherwise. He's welcome to back down and put me against you if he's too scared. After four tough matches I could use a week off.


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Author: BELISARIOS
Posted: July 20, 2009 (09:08 PM)
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Exactly! There is no point trying when you know you'll lose to me!


It's like jazz music born from the souls of men!


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Author: Suskie
Posted: July 20, 2009 (09:23 PM)
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We can go back and forth like this forever. I still challenge OD unless he wants to hide behind his 1-3 record, as you want him to do.


You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.


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Author: overdrive (Mod)
Posted: July 20, 2009 (10:14 PM)
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What a decision I have to make.

1. I've promised BELI that I would ENSURE he'd get a week or two in different match-ups. He's earned the right to challAnge anyone on this site and I have a plan to give him the challAnge he desires while doing the honorable thing and holding a coin flip to see how things go with who I and Venter will take on. Fun for all!

2. BUT THIS INSOLENCE SADDENS ME!!!! Or not. In fact, I may enjoy it, as it shows BELI has the fire to conquer all who stand in my path....or something like that (really sleepy right now). Now it will be up to him to show he has the mettle to back up his words.

So....

Beli steps up to the plate and takes on Suskie.

And now, the coin flip! If this penny comes up heads, it's me vs. True and Venter vs. Schultz. If it's tales, it's Venter vs. True and me vs. Schultz. Drum roll please.........

Okay, after four tries I actually caught the damn thing (coins landing on my carpet [two tails and one heads] don't count.....not in my damn house!). It was heads.

OD vs. True
Venter vs. Schultz

Now, I just need to figure if I'll have time for another new review or if I'll be using an older one. And now I'm going to bed.


I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle


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Author: Suskie
Posted: July 20, 2009 (10:38 PM)
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So be it, coward.


You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.


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Author: bluberry
Posted: July 20, 2009 (10:58 PM)
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straight up. nobody's call-outs are working this week.


Oh no, it's a Goomba!


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Author: aschultz
Posted: July 20, 2009 (11:04 PM)
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Not just coward, double coward. I think Overdrive lied about the coin flip to avoid me. Just try and prove me wrong!


My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips


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Author: bluberry
Posted: July 21, 2009 (03:20 AM)
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I might pick a game I like this time.


Oh no, it's a Goomba!


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Author: dagoss
Posted: July 21, 2009 (09:34 AM)
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One of our teammates has not been participating. Is there anything we can do about this?


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Author: sashanan
Posted: July 21, 2009 (09:56 AM)
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Two rounds to go (assuming no sudden scoring miracles), two reviews left to pick. All that is to decide is which it's going to be.


''Yes, yes...but apart from all that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?''


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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: July 21, 2009 (10:42 AM)
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Dagoss: you can sack him and hire one of the people left undrafted or you can continue to pick his reviews for him. Or you can ignore him and let fate decide!

You've missed the deadline fpr deciding line up -- but I may show leciency if you're swift! As stands, the line up will be straight up. And I will crush you.


For us. For them. For you.


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Author: dagoss
Posted: July 21, 2009 (11:11 AM)
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Joke's on you you; you picked the line-up I was going to pick anyway!

We would like to exchange Vorty for one of the the draftees that were not picked. If the judges are going to all the trouble to do write-ups, the write-ups might as well be for someone who will benefit from/enjoy them.


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Author: EmP (Mod)
Posted: July 21, 2009 (11:23 AM)
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I look forward to crushing you underheel.

I've sent you an HGMail with all the details of what you'll need to do to make the legal trade.


For us. For them. For you.


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