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If you have not already read it, I finally posted my first torturous experience:
Mr. Nutz (SNES)

Now it's time to pick another! The original thread has unfortunately been lost to time, so I'm coming up with a list of ten off the top of my head. Pick the worst game. All that I ask is that in return for my pain, you leave feedback on the review when it's done. I'll, uh, try to be a bit quicker this time. Although with how my stack of incoming games has been going lately (go go Shooting Love!), I can't promise a date.

1) Beast Wrestler (Genesis)
2) Black Hole Assault (Sega CD)
3) Browning (Turbo CD)
4) Death Sword (PC)
5) DoDonPachi Dai-Ou-Jou Black Label eXtra (Xbox 360)
6) Mega Man 2 (iPod Touch)
7) Night Creatures (TurboGrafx)
8) Revengers of Vengeance (Sega CD)
9) Space Megaforce (SNES)
10) Zelda: Link to the Past (SNES)

VOTE NOW!

//Zig

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I didn't realise they released Mega Man 2 on the iPhone. I vote for that.

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

I vote for Browning. It just sounds crappy for some reason.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

Judging by the pictures alone on HG, I'll pick Night Creatures.

I head spaceshit noises.

Revengers of Vengeance, dammit!

For us. For them. For you.

drip hot candle wax onto your nipples.

Oh no, it's a Goomba!

That would bring me pleasure, which is not the purpose of this thread.

//Zig

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Night Creatures.

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have a real resume.

Night Creatures

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

10) Zelda: Link to the Past (SNES)

What in the hell? If this is supposed to be some kind of joke, I don't get it.

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

"Revengers of Vengeance", if only to investigate the "based on a true story" claim. O_o

JOSEPH VALENCIA was able to build this sig IN A CAVE…… WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!

Oh yes, if that is chosen, I would definitely investigate how a game starring giant armored rhinoceri and elves duking it out could be "based on a true story" =D

//Zig

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You want torture? Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival for NES.

Hell, Hydlide and Action 52 are better games.

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

I vote for Browning. It just sounds crappy for some reason.

A game with the word brown in it makes Jason think of crap...

Way to put it together, there, Detective Dodger.

I vote for Zelda, only because I know no one else will.

If I Offended You, You Needed It.

Revengers of Vengeance. I love redundantly named games. I cast my vote despite the legions demanding Night Creatures, in the belief time will show me to be right, in some weird way or another.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

Forget about it Zig. Review Godhand instead.

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