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Yeah, it's called Vorty / Felix.

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have real resume.

For that matter, the Imperial Scarscalps span an entire Atlantic Ocean as well.

Now hurry and add my game to the database, that I might submit my latest piece. You wouldn't want all the glory to go to GameFAQs, now would you?

''Yes, yes...but apart from all that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?''

Somehow, my heart would go on.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or you're masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

For that matter, the Imperial Scarscalps span an entire Atlantic Ocean as well.

Not only that, our countries have different languages. Wolfqueen's only temporarily in Spain, so that doesn't count.

You know, it would be cool to have a 2-person-team tournament where teammates had to be from different countries. That'd probably be in a few months--we have enough going on right now.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

Most the teams in this come under that heading.

For us. For them. For you.

My submission is up here.

''Yes, yes...but apart from all that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?''

Let's see if this time I can get the hyperlinks right the first time.

My review is here.

EmP, I guess you're right, so never mind. But it might be cool to have some sort of competition where people team up with someone they don't know very well at all, or at least that could be on the honor code. Eh well. I suppose we should get through this competition and the team tourney first!

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

Mi español es mucho mejor desde que venir aquí, gracias.

What espiga does in his free time
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Here's my entry: A Fading Melody

I think I'm on Zigfried's team?

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

So...it turns out that the game I ended up reviewing is SO OBSCURE IT'S NOT EVEN IN THIS SITE'S DATABASE. That's gotta be worth some tasty pointy. Still, it is done, because I would never let Wirr down. SHEEP!!! on the GBA it is, and it's quite a weird little ditty.

So once I'm able to submit it to the site, I'll do that. But in the meantime I can't and it's not my fault so don't even think about penalizing me or Wirr for this, or else you're done for.

"My father, the Emperor, had many powers of the Dark Side. But without three eyes he could never achieve perfection." - Trioculus

Alright, thanks Emp!

Here it be. http://www.honestgamers.com/systems/content.php?game_id=36042&console_id=3&review_id=8098

"My father, the Emperor, had many powers of the Dark Side. But without three eyes he could never achieve perfection." - Trioculus

Oh, man. I just made mine and with half an hour to go before I need to leave!

Well, i don't have time to link to it, I don't think, as it might not get subbed for a while, but you'll know it when you see it. Thanks!

What espiga does in his free time
[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Vorty has dropped out of this competition, but I press on. I’ve formed a new team with Ofisil from GameFAQs. He’s agreed to help me out, and has made an account on this website as a sign of good faith. If he can’t get his review posted to HG in time, I ask that you accept the link that shows you the GameFAQs version of the review he plans to use in this event. He doesn’t intend to change anything between the two versions of the review, so I ask that you just go with the FAQs link since I can’t guarantee the HG version will be up in time.

Ofisil's review

And here’s my horny Aquarium review.

Edit: He is my partner for this comp. Don't try to tear me away and place me on the side of someone else. Ofisil 4 lyfe.

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have real resume.

I'll use my review of The Dark Spire, a game you've only heard of because of me.

//Zig

Unlimited Zig Works!

I'm not in good shape for this thing. I had two reviews planned, but the first had to be canned because I didn't finish the game in time and the second never materialized because I hate my writing. Plus, my teammate seems to have run off.

I'll play my Insurgency review, but unless Espiga gets a review up within the next hour, looks like I'm screwed anyway.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

I'll use my review of The Dark Spire, a game you've only heard of because of me.

Objection, your honor! This Amazon order confirmation clearly shows the witness' statement is faulty.

*goes to read*

''Yes, yes...but apart from all that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?''

HOLD IT!

"Either, sir, you're an ass or you're masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

Wait, I'm teamed up with DE now? Okay, I can live with that.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

Results will be up tomorrow.

I have Bloomer's. I just have to finish mine. I had a goal of doing so this afternoon, but all the indepth thinking and typing has overloaded my brain, meaning that if I continued on in this fashion, the final four reviews would have really half-assed comments. Like, "Oh boy, this is good!...... 45/100" "And very obscure!..... NEGATIVE 7/10". And you don't want that. Especially in comparison to the handful of people who got small books written about their review.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle