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How about we make it easy and just join up, Schultz? When it comes to the obscure, we're hard to beat.

"Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. -- GK"

Pfft. EmP exaggerates. Only two of those methods were necessary. Well, and whining. He didn't mention whining. But that falls in with stalking.

Secretly, though, I didn't need to do anything; he came straight to me. It was quite flattering. Haha

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Sashanan, check your gmail. It sounds pretty good but I want to make sure you're okay with the game choice I had & what we want to accomplish with all this.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

So do we only have 2 teams, or are people waiting to see each other's reviews before deciding who to join up with?

(Sashanan and I being the Imperial Scarscalps.)

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

I am now signing up, and my mystery partner shall be named at a later date closer to the deadline. Speaking of, when is the deadline? I'll be gone May 28 through May 31, so knowing in advance whether I need to rush or if I have the beginning of June to finish would be quite useful.

In any case, I hereby unveil

TEAM SPOILER
Member 1: Zigfried
Member 2: ??????

//Zig

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The deadline is the 13th June.

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

I'm in. Who wants to form a team?

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Vorty and I will form

THE CULT OF PERSONALITY, FEATURING SEMI-AUTOMATIC MEATLOAF AND ZIGFRIED'S ENCHILADA

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have a real resume.

Rats, someone else used another person's name or variant thereof...and now I feel like a coward, because I think Sashanan and I were thinking about being the Supreme Jerks. But there was Jerec, who likes abbreviating his name to use team titles with "jerk" in it.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

My MOTO entry for anyone who cares.

"Either, sir, you're an ass or masquerading as one."
- Nero Wolfe

My mystery partner for TEAM SPOILER will be

So there you have it.

//Zig

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It is so typical for me that when inspiration finally hit, it was for a completely different game that certainly does not qualify as obscure. Come on, brain. Do as I tell you.

"Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. -- GK"

That's okay, Sashanan. Your Thy Dungeonman 2 review is dynamite. As is my Peasant Quest review.

Those fools won't know what hit them!

...err, fools being the other competitors of course, not the judges. Hi judges!

(sees other competitors massing near him)

Uh, err, hi, you guys too! Say, how 'bout Gabon in those World Cup qualifiers?

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

Hey, EmP, when are you going to add Vorty's and my team to the listing? We've got review comps to win!

I don't have to boost my review resume because I have a real resume.

Any time you want to add me and Espiga, that would be awesome, too.

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

My Thy Dung...oh! Oh yes, certainly. Exquisite, even.

"Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. -- GK"

I've heard of Homestar Runner. -6.79 on obscurity from me, Schultz/Sash.

Yes, I am an unreasonably harsh judge. This tournament will see me break all of you to see which of you have the fortitude to be broken again and again until I can mold you into soldiers in the New Overdrive Army!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

Oops. I got the numbers wrong. We actually wrote reviews for the not yet released Thy Dungeonman IV(get a lantern to go with that flask) and Peasant Quest II(get a bride to henpeck you for the none-too-copious rest of your days, with the Plague visiting in 5 years.)

Still, the surprise value is gone. However, Sashanan and I will temporarily postpone our contributions to Great Art to conform to the utterly repressive restrictions of this contest, because we care.

My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips

I have a lantern - otherwise I'd be likely to be eaten by a grue - but ye can't get ye flask.

Oh well, Mana Khemia is out of my system (and hilariously unsuitable for MOTO), so with any luck I'll be able to pull my half soon. Not a lot of time left.

"Deep in the earth I faced a fight that I could never win. The blameless and the base destroyed, and all that might have been. -- GK"

Does no one want to team up with me?

I may have to take drastic action and team up with myself!

"fuck yeah oblivion" - Jihad

Dreamweb

http://www.honestgamers.com/systems/content.php?review_id=8084&gametitle=Dreamweb

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Does no one want to team up with me?

I may have to take drastic action and team up with myself!

Hahaha, I think it's time we drop the joke and let everyone in on the truth, partner.

That's right, Janus and I are teaming up in a cross-national alliance to spoil every other team's hopes for anything even close to victory!

//Zig

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As if cross-national alliances are anything new.

THIS IS WAR!

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Are there other cross-national alliances?

Let me rephrase...

Are there other cross-national alliances that matter?

//Zig

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