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Title: Crap, I got nothing!
Posted: July 08, 2009 (02:48 AM)
After three weeks, I have no points and only one paragraph of a new review. I might have to commit seppuku after this. Or write about the fictional 10/10 game, Jedi Knight: Finding the Northwest Passage '09.
Title: My eye keeps twitching today.
Posted: February 23, 2009 (07:22 PM)
Hope it doesn't mean anything.
Also, I have Dead Space now! The next big step is to open it.
Title: Need some games for the Xbox 360.
Posted: November 16, 2008 (12:56 AM)
Yep, I officially have one now. Decided to go with the Elite, even though it costs more, because black just looks so much cooler.
To be honest, I'm not exactly clear on what it does extra compared to the old, regular, Xbox 360, but it definitely makes me feel good, that's for sure.
Also, I think it will be better for the economy in the long run.
Title: Neverwinter Nights 2 isn't too bad one you figure out how to make it stop crashing.
Posted: October 20, 2008 (07:00 PM)
Today I actually thought, "I can't wait to get home so I can play more Neverwinter Nights 2!". Then I made myself sad.
"My life is not exciting at all", I thought. I need to get a life... or at least a nice console.
But I'm still gonna play Neverwinter 2, because it will make me happy.
I got it on clearance, after all.
Damn it, they !@#%ing nerfed the 'Hide in Plain Sight' feat! I finally got a !@#%ing Shadowdancer level, you bastards!
Title: I keep getting the same dream this time of year.
Posted: August 23, 2008 (09:40 PM)
It's the first day of class, and I'm late, and there's a pop quiz, and I didn't do my homework because I just found out.
Yes, all of those.
Also, I sometimes forget to wear pants.
I suppose it'll pass, one of these years.
Title: Finished, yo.
Posted: July 02, 2008 (03:27 AM)
Felt like a lot of work for something that will most likely bore everyone. :\
Title: 326 words and counting.
Posted: June 30, 2008 (06:59 PM)
Ugh, my head is starting to hurt from all the writing. After all, I can barely talk as it is.
It doesn't help that I can only type with two fingers while looking at the keyboard.
Title: Working on a new review.
Posted: June 26, 2008 (03:14 AM)
It's been a while, and I'd forgotten how much it burns when I do it.
I keep squeezing, but only blood will come out.
Also a little bit of milk.
So if this one ends up sucking, then it's practice and it doesn't count.
Posted: March 20, 2008 (05:41 PM)
This new stay-fresh packaging is awesome!
I don't need to buy a jar anymore, suckas!
Title: I was going to review Dead Rising...
Posted: January 24, 2008 (01:06 PM)
...but it seems I'm turning into a zombie myself.
Is this some sort of plot against me by the evil undead?
Actually, if I'm lucky, it might just be SARS.
Title: Damn zombies!
Posted: December 15, 2007 (10:22 PM)
I recently attempted Dead Rising's 50 survivor achievement, because I was told I could get a pair of booties or something.
To my chagrin, when I got to the final count, it turns out I had... 49.
I knew I should have used a guide! Or counted, during.
And while I'm at it, damn Otis too.
Well, at least I've finally learned to disembowel with my bare hands. They've been taunting me with that loading screen since day 1.
Title: Let me get one thing straight.
Posted: December 05, 2007 (05:32 PM)
I just happened to watch Y Tu Mama Tambien the one time.
Also, I occasionally enjoy reading some Star Trek fanfiction.
(I didn't go see Brokenback Mountain, because I knew that was going to be sappy.)
Title: I've had way too much free time lately.
Posted: December 03, 2007 (03:54 PM)
So I've been writing. It feels like a lot, for me. But I've been strangely inspired by a review for some gay porn game.
That's cool, though. I watch Prison Break, too.
I'm working on a new one now. Not sure when it'll complete. It's for an older game, as I haven't been able to afford any of the new stuff lately.
When it is done, feel free to read it. I hope it will entertain someone.
Also, I recently discovered that Geometry Wars synchs up perfectly to music by The Cure.
Try it and see!
Title: Woo! Conception day!
Posted: September 17, 2007 (05:42 PM)
Back on the scene!
I wrote a review last week, in honor of Conception Day. Don't read it though.
Nobody else has yet.
I felt it was written awkwardly; much like the sex one has on Conception Day.
Alright, read it if you like, but don't let your kids read it.
It might make them horny.
Posted: April 16, 2007 (03:50 AM)