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Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 16, 2013
@zippdementia @zigfried "Huh? Just a horse." I wonder if you can combine horseback riding with the cardboard box for ultimate stealth.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 15, 2013
"Animal Crossing" has finally won me over with the 3DS version.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 13, 2013
WTF? My 360 slim seems to be melting my DVDs or something. Hasn't been moved or anything.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 11, 2013
Oh boy, the hits keep on coming for Xbox One! New "Killer Instinct" is a Free-to-Play game. You get one free character, have to pay for rest.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 11, 2013
Nintendo pretty much announces "Super Mario 3D Land 2" and the gaming press just shrugs? WTF?
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 10, 2013
I've never been impressed by a Sony E3 show. Until today. They killed it. Xbox looks like a joke now.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 10, 2013
So... FF Versus XIII is now officially FF15. Well, maybe FF16 will be interesting...
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 10, 2013
PS4 is a slanted box.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 10, 2013
When you really think about it, Sabin is the ultimate baddass. He can suplex a charging locomotive while running away from it.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 08, 2013
@zippdementia Also, can't forget about Mighty Guard. Safe+Shell (or Barrer+MBarrier) on all team members!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 08, 2013
@zippdementia Blue Magic is actually very useful in FF6 and FF7. Especially White Wind. Grand Train is also a nice alternative to learning Ultima.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 06, 2013
@zigfried No renting/lending at launch. Ouch.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 04, 2013
@JoeTheDestroyer Bethesda games have no ending!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 03, 2013
Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition - Went from despising this game to putting it on my list of top action games. Raptor's still an after thought, though.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 02, 2013
Microsoft sez if you want to keep playing XBLA games, hold on to your 360, 'cause they aren't going to work on Xbox One. Digital distribution!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 21, 2013
Yeah, next-gen is not for me.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 20, 2013
Zeboyd Games is handing out free Steam codes for "On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3". Today only. Free game! http://zeboyd.com/
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 16, 2013
Getting really sick of tech "pundits" comparing apples to oranges. It's like these people WANT traditional video games to die out.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 15, 2013
Niche global audience + large development costs to recoup doesn't make for a sustainable business model. Even DQ has avoided HD consoles 'til now.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 15, 2013
The only console JRPG I've liked this generation is Vesperia. It seems like developers and publishers are migrating to portables, which makes sense.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 14, 2013
FF7's ending was a colossal letdown. What happened to the characters I spent 50 hours with? The planet?
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 13, 2013
VII isn't as polished as some of the better games in the series, but it's solid. Aeris, the ending, and the game mechanics could have used more work.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 12, 2013
@Suskie @holdthephone Well, I don't know if it's highly regarded in general, but FF3 is one of my personal favorites in the series.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 12, 2013
@holdthephone Don't dread FF3. It's one of the finest JRPGs ever made. FF2, on the other hand, is going to be very painful. I've never finished it.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 07, 2013
I love that Solstheim has the classic Morrowind music tracks. Serpent Dragons make me grateful for Enhanced Dwarven Crossbows.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 06, 2013
The best thing I can say about Iron Man 3 is that it was less disappointing than Spider-Man 3.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 02, 2013
@overdrive It's worst than that. It's two parts. Second part is a labyrinth that you can't save in. Final boss is HARD, too, but the music is awesome.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 01, 2013
@overdrive You're gonna hate the last dungeon.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 01, 2013
Finished Dawnguard. Solstheim, here I come!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 30, 2013
My Skyrim disc has developed a crack in the middle because of the shitty case.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 30, 2013
BREAKING: The trailers for Assassin's Creeds 5 through 7. http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/c16ovw/mega64-assassin-s-creed-v-trailer
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 29, 2013
@joseph_valencia @honestgamer @Suskie @JoeTheDestroyer I also forgot to mention the Zenithian Trilogy in Dragon Quest (DQ4-6).
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 29, 2013
@honestgamer @Suskie @JoeTheDestroyer Team swapping *and* a female protagonist. Very progressive for the late 80s.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 29, 2013
@Suskie @JoeTheDestroyer "Breath of Fire IV" actually did mid-battle switching before FFX. Excellent RPG.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 25, 2013
@JoeTheDestroyer Dude, just play the "Robocop 2" arcade game. It's the only RoboCop game you'll ever need.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 25, 2013
@zippdementia For me, modern games are becoming less and less interesting. I'm more interested in the future of the 3DS than the PS4 and Xbox 720.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 25, 2013
So, Nintendo won't be holding an E3 press conference this year. Can't blame them. These days, E3 "surprises" tend to leak a way before the show.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 21, 2013
@honestgamer @zippdementia Screw the second quest. Zelda II is a cake walk by comparison.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 21, 2013
@JoeTheDestroyer Incredible would be Jiub vanquishing Harkon with a swarm of soul-trapped Cliff Racers. And then you learn a shout that summons them.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 21, 2013
Entering the final stretch of Dawnguard. Reuniting with Jiub in the Soul Cairn was a lot of fun.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 19, 2013
@pickhut Have you seen "Ladyhawke"? Really fun, underrated movie. One of Michelle Pfeiffer's first really good roles. And Broderick's not bad either.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 19, 2013
@JoeTheDestroyer That bad?
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 19, 2013
@pickhut I hated... almost everything about the ending. The boss fight with Solidus was at least kind of cool. Made up for the annoying RAYs battle.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 18, 2013
@Suskie You've never played MGS2? The game's plot is infamous for its post-modern crap. Get ready to spend a lot of time on the codec screen.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 14, 2013
@Suskie Oh yeah. The controls were already dated about a year or two after the game came out.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 14, 2013
@espiga If only FFXIV wasn't an MMO...
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 14, 2013
@JoeTheDestroyer Are you playing as a Vampire?
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 14, 2013
Lovin' the Hoth levels on Angry Birds Star Wars.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 12, 2013
@zippdementia @honestgamer ME1 is the only one I've played. It has this fun, scrappy quality to it that the other games seem to lack.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 11, 2013
First "Duck Tales HD" was announced, and now it looks like "Castle of Illusion" is getting a remake this year too.



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