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Joseph Valencia
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Reviews: 48 | Games: 80 | Following: 12 | Followers: 9

Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 28, 2014
I just read a "professional" review that contains at least three errors in the first paragraph. These people get paid money, but they can't be bothered to do some quick fact-checking on Google. >_>
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 27, 2014
@Ben The Wii U's a good console, but I seem to give my 3DS more attention. That will probably change with Mario Kart 8, Smash and the new Yoshi game.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 27, 2014
@Ben If you haven't picked up the Wii U yet, it seems Walmart has a Mario Kart 8 bundle that's $300. As far as physical vs. digital goes, I'd say go with digital if it's a $60 purchase. More security and flexibility, I think.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 24, 2014
I hope someone localizes Legend of Legacy.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 17, 2014
The Steam port of FF4 seems to use the same, plain font as the mobile ports. It'd be nice if SE actually tried to put some effort into these projects. I mean, it's not that hard to up-res the stylish font from the DS version.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 15, 2014
On a positive note, New Super Luigi U is boss. I was worried that returning to NSMBU would be a let-down after playing 3D World, but the game's still got pleasures of its own.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 15, 2014
@honestgamer I just think it's a shame to see one of indie gaming's greatest success stories ending with a buyout by Microsoft.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 15, 2014
Notch: a one-hit wonder and a sellout. I guess now he has more time to work on great games like "Scrolls".
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 14, 2014
I wasn't planning on picking up Smash Bros 3DS at launch, but this demo is making me reconsider. Only five characters and one stage, and yet I've been playing the heck out of this thing!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 14, 2014
@honestgamer Cool cool. One code left if anyone wants it! Mega Man's an awesome Smash character!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 14, 2014
@Suskie Suskie, did Venter send you a code? If not, I've still got one more.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 14, 2014
@TomatoMan I'll send it through HG Mail. Check your inbox.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 12, 2014
If anyone's interested, I also have two codes for the early 3DS Smash demo.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 11, 2014
@Germ Classic Sinner. With some tweaks, this could double as a review of Depression Quest.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 06, 2014
Booyah! I finally got all five save file stars in "Super Mario 3D World". I think I could honestly play that game forever and never get bored of it, but on to "Super Luigi U"...
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 05, 2014
I thought I outgrew Pokemon, but Pokemon Y has pulled me back in. There's just something about catching Pokemon and slowly filling in that Pokedex, and Greninja is just so cool.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 05, 2014
@EmP I know I might regret asking this, but... what's #writeakotakuarticle?
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaSep 05, 2014
@pickhut Well, think of this way: whether it bombs or not, at least Bayonetta 2 got made.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaAug 31, 2014
@EmP @overdrive My gut is telling me that this is game journalism's "jump the shark" moment. All we need is a press event where Bill Cosby introduces the new and improved moniker for "gamer".
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaAug 31, 2014
During a week like this, I'm grateful that I no longer have a Twitter or a Facebook or a Tumblr, or that I don't read much game "journalism". Life's tough enough without a bunch of netizens bringing their shitstorm to your virtual doorstep.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaAug 30, 2014
@pickhut @EmP Eh. I realized a while ago that Devin Faraci is an attention whore and a troll, so I just stay as far away from his corner of the web as possible.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaAug 30, 2014
@pickhut I'm guessing the exclusives are going to be console ports and stuff that's considered niche in the portable market. (e.g. shooters) Doubt Nintendo would lock millions of people out of the next portable Zelda, Mario, etc.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaAug 20, 2014
@honestgamer Video reviews are generally bad anyway. A lot of the time, it seems like they're more about putting on a show than offering thoughtful criticism. (e.g. Zero Punctuation)
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaAug 20, 2014
@honestgamer I generally don't like Let's Plays. When I want to watch game footage online, it's to get a general sense of what the game's like, in terms of graphics and audio. Commentary detracts from that.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJul 20, 2014
@pickhut @True Hitler is the Omega Weapon of political assassination targets.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJul 03, 2014
@overdrive Do it! Avoiding vampire attacks is easy if you only travel during a certain time of day. (Between 9AM annd 9PM, I think?) Dragonborn is awesome.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJun 23, 2014
@espiga How much VR do you got? With MK7, online matches didn't start to become challenging until I had accumulated few thousand VR. At around 10000 VR, online players make the CPU on 150cc look like weenies.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMay 19, 2014
@Ben @Suskie I love Fusion and Zero Mission. The controls in those games were simply perfect, and ZM was speed runner heaven. Man, I want a new portable Metroid so badly...
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 23, 2014
@Ben I'm thinking of writing a review, but probably not until the original Yoshi's Island hits the Wii U VC.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaApr 22, 2014
@Ben I don't get the negativity towards Yoshi's New Island. I think it's about as good as the original, though not as fresh.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMar 25, 2014
Yoshi's New Island is delightful.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMar 07, 2014
Hell yes.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaMar 04, 2014
@honestgamer @JoeTheDestroyer Dracula biting a woman's neck is now considered "misogyny"? Jesus.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 24, 2014
@JoeTheDestroyer All I know is that I'll be... the last of us... to play... The Last of Us!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 24, 2014
I think I'm finally beginning to warm up to the "3D" feature on the 3DS.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 21, 2014
I love how Level Crown-Crown ends in Super Mario 3D World. It really softens the blow of an otherwise brutal level.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 20, 2014
DQ6: Slime Arena was a breeze! Done with all sidequests. All that's left is filling out the Big Book of Beasts.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 19, 2014
DQ6 update: Beat Nokturnus in less than 20 turns. Only took three tries! All that's left is the Slime Arena and finishing the Best-Dressed Contest.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 14, 2014
@zippdementia NES Remix? Hard to describe. It's basically a mini-game compilation for the Wii U that's based on NES games. For example, one game might involve playing a level of Super Mario Bros from Right-to-Left instead of Left-to-Right.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 14, 2014
The game selection in NES Remix 2 is right up my alley.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 11, 2014
@zippdementia IIRC, David Wise didn't write any music for DKCR. He is doing Tropical Freeze, though.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 08, 2014
@zippdementia It seems Ground Zeroes is to MGS5 what the Tanker section was to MGS2.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 08, 2014
@zippdementia Since IV? I think there's only been Peace Walker, which is part two of the Big Boss story. Oh, and Revengeance, which takes place after MGS4 and focuses on Raiden.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 07, 2014
@JoeTheDestroyer I use pSX.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 07, 2014
Link vs. a Cat
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 06, 2014
Oh God... the new Sonic game... the new character designs... it's like New Coke.
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 02, 2014
Twenty years ago...
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaFeb 02, 2014
It's the 20th anniversary of "Sonic the Hedgehog 3"! Time to listen to "Hard Times".
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJan 30, 2014
Fellow 3DS owners, Nintendo's giving away "Four Swords" for free on the eShop 'til February 2nd. No idea if it's good, but a free game's a free game!
Joseph Valencia @joseph_valenciaJan 22, 2014
Two big gaming achievements this week: finished World-Bowser in Mario 3D World, and reset the score counter in Game B of Game & Watch: Manhole. Particularly proud of that last one. :-)

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