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Gary Hartley
Using up all the good oxygen. Now, begrudgingly, with extra twitter - EmPIam

Reviews: 367 | Games: 446 | Following: 0 | Followers: 12

Gary Hartley @EmP03:28 AM
@honestgamer -- this is your half month reminder to do the social media thing. You slacker.
Gary Hartley @EmP10:46 AM
Okay.. time to stop putting it off and get Zunou Senkan Galg written. I'm going to need more coffee.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 21, 2014
Zunou Senkan Galg is right up there with Nightmare Circus in being the worst game I have ever played.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 13, 2014
Christ - Doom is 21 today.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 12, 2014
@honestgamer @JoeTheDestroyer @zippdementia @overdrive @Suskie I thought about Firefall, but don't think I'm going to find the time to delve into a game that large by the end of the month. Might pick it up for the 2015 run, though.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 11, 2014
@zippdementia @overdrive @JoeTheDestroyer @Suskie It's (not even a little bit of a) shame that Jason's popped up with a K review code so Krusty will have to wait until maybe next year. Might take on the Z, though. Not sure I have time for FFXIII-2. Blast.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 10, 2014
@Suskie It seems so easy when I'm making loose plans at the start of the year. Then I get to this stage and start the final month scramble.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 10, 2014
Now accepting suggests/dares to try and cover the letters F, K and Z
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 08, 2014
Just noticed I only need four letters to complete the Alphamarathon, which is a lot closer than I assumed I was. Might make the effort to close it out.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 06, 2014
@pickhut You have to swallow a lot of deaths in EU unless you want to be a savescummer. Take heart; it's not a fraction of the losses you'd see in original X-Com or Xenonauts.
Gary Hartley @EmPDec 04, 2014
I really want to like The Evil Within, but it seems determined to make me hate it.
Gary Hartley @EmPNov 21, 2014
@Suskie @Ben ...he says as if Velocibox hasn't been the most pleasant gaming surprise in 2014 thus far
Gary Hartley @EmPNov 09, 2014
@zippdementia ...I just really hate the Meat Circus.
Gary Hartley @EmPNov 09, 2014
@Ben I'm not going to get ahead of myself; we've got some big tests coming up around/after Xmas and there's little chance of not dropping points there, but I'm becoming cautiously optimistic about a trip to Europe next season.
Gary Hartley @EmPNov 08, 2014
Psychonauts update: go to hell, Meat Circus. You know what you did.
Gary Hartley @EmPNov 06, 2014
Psychonauts update: playing this game on a keyboard is a bloody nightmare. Managed to get to the Milkman Conspiracy without ragequitting, but have now dug out the gamepad. So, so much better.
Gary Hartley @EmPNov 03, 2014
Dear friend DE has just bought me Hatoful Boyfriend. For those of you who may not have heard of it, it's a pigeon dating simulator. I'm not sure what I've done to deserve this.
Gary Hartley @EmPNov 02, 2014
I'm going to replay Psychonauts. Just putting that out there because, since I decided to do so, I've been grinning like a loon.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 30, 2014
@Suskie I know.... but I was hoping no one else would because, damn it, it fit the opening line! That it's been live less then an hour and it's been called out, I'm honour-bound to swap it out.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 30, 2014
Thursday Night Rewrite: Knights of the Old Republic --
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 30, 2014
@Suskie Another one for the fold. It is quite surprisingly moreish, isn't it?
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 28, 2014
@Ben I managed just fine. Or are my assets just not good enough for you?!
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 27, 2014
@Suskie For the second time since the game's release, I also would like to request Zig review this. Let us pile on the numbers
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 22, 2014
Dreamfall: Chapters is the least annoyed I've ever been with a sequel ever. Why aren't more people (read: YOU) playing this right now?
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 21, 2014
@Suskie @joseph_valencia I've seen some reviews gleefully slaughtering An Evil Within just as much as I've seen others christen it a genre rebirth. Still resisting.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 21, 2014
//new line of thought. For a lot of reasons, caring about games right now is a sucky place to be. So the new Dreamfall dropping and me filling with squealing fanboyish glee is a point blank godsend.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 21, 2014
Thing is, GamerGate's been in the works for a long time. It was always going to happen as consumers got further and further shat upon by a sneering media throwing their audience under the bus for the sake of an audience that doesn't exist.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 21, 2014
@overdrive @joseph @Ben Just going to put out there that by far my favourite thing about gamergate is seeing what seemingly random slur they're going to be hit with next. Misogynists, status-quo lovers, 85% bots, ISIS/Nazi supporters, AAA apologists, etc
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 16, 2014
Thursday Night Rewrite: UFO: Aftermath. ( Because, yeah, why not that one?
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 15, 2014
@zippdementia @Suskie @honestgamer Struggle though I do to rid myself of the foul taste of A:CM, A:I calls to me and I'm less and less confident I can stay away.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 15, 2014
@overdrive @honestgamer But I want to be like the "big" sites! I want to put zero effort or thought into anything I write, and expect to not be held accountable when the audience that decides my relevance reacts to being insulted!
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 14, 2014
@Ben Yeah. The hell with that.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 12, 2014
Finally took the plunge into Quake Live. Man, am I rusty on PC shooters. Scraped an early win but probably didn't deserve it.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 11, 2014
@zippdementia Sorry dude, you're on the list now so it's a thing. Get to work. Also, post me some cinnamon buns.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 09, 2014
@zippdementia I believe Janus(2!) was planning to do so for the horror tourney. That I just signed you up for.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 05, 2014
@honestgamer Hope he sticks around; some of the stuff he did around the place was pretty noticeable. If not, and he happens to read this, thanks!
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 04, 2014
@honestgamer have you lost the keys to the site's social media accounts again?
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 04, 2014
@JoeTheDestroyer Yeah, the party mechanics were very skewed. The Demios side not only had the game's only dedicated healer but had Bebedora, who was an outright game breaker.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 04, 2014
@JoeTheDestroyer Both parties struck me as incredibly uninspired. It's a game that tries to test tropes to destruction.
Gary Hartley @EmPOct 02, 2014
Thursday Night Rewrite: Arc the Lad: Twilight of Spirit( Well worth me revisiting to find out that there's actually an enemy called the 'Suskle Squirrel '.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 29, 2014
@Ben I'm the same. My deaths are all level 1,3 or 4. Still I don't see the game as unbeatable. There was a time I had fully accepted that I would never beat level 1.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 29, 2014
Velcoibox update: Just topped 1,000 deaths, and finally feel like I have a grip on level 3.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 28, 2014
@JoeTheDestroyer Memory is fuzzy, but after he fails a few times, you have the option to give him (I think) some gold which he uses as a smithing agent along with the lizard weapons to make an awesome sword.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 28, 2014
@JoeTheDestroyer God damn lizard men. The huge upshot? You're not far away from being able to craft an awesome sword AND maybe open up static teleport jumps so you don't have to walk everywhere.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 21, 2014
So, Quake Live is on Steam now. I guess that's the last you'll be seeing of me in a fair while.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 20, 2014
@Ben I still can't get my head around 3. I can get past it, but it's rare and feels way more luck than judgment.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 19, 2014
@Ben @JoeTheDestroyer @Suskie I would like to create and sign a petition that legal binds Suskie into playing this game.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 16, 2014
@Ben @honestgamer You've certainly eclipsed me -- congrats on making the top 100.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 10, 2014
@jerec's frivolous copyright infringement lawsuit against the game might have picked up steam by then and the game would be no more.
Gary Hartley @EmPSep 10, 2014
The Banner Saga is currently half price on Steam. Go and buy it. A little bit of misery is good for you.

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