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Gary Hartley @EmPAug 29, 2014
For the record: I've never entered sexual relations with Julian Gollop in exchange for good reviews: I just really, really like X-Com.
Gary Hartley @EmPAug 13, 2014
Great; just what psychological horror needs. Unskipable cut scenes married with self-congratulatory, overly-pretentious dribble and repressed sexual aggression spread egregiously over scant actual gameplay. Coloured me excited.
Gary Hartley @EmPJul 26, 2014
People are, of course, quite correct in pointing out how awful MGS is. I tip my hat to them so I need not write something myself.
Gary Hartley @EmPJul 24, 2014
Put impromptu Another World review on hold when Steam updates informed me that the new chapter of TWD was now awaiting a play. Played through it yesterday. Befuddled thoughts to follow, possibly in vexed rant mode.
Gary Hartley @EmPJun 29, 2014
DE bought me Goat Simulator in an attempt to stop me spending every spare second I have on Xenonauts. I then get weird messages in the early hours of the morning. "Why are you not playing Goat? Are you playing Goat now?"
Gary Hartley @EmPJun 25, 2014
Found a post-it on my monitor. It said "INTERVENTION! Stop playing Xenonauts and go outside!" I ignored this sage advise.
Gary Hartley @EmPJun 07, 2014
Cleared Among The Sleep; the first person horror exploration game where you play as a toddler running away from something that wants to eat your face.
Gary Hartley @EmPMay 15, 2014
I'll be writing a review for Walking Dead Episode 3 shortly which will more or less be a written version of me screaming and watching through my fingers. Seriously. That escalated really bloody quickly.
Gary Hartley @EmPMay 14, 2014
Spec Ops: The Line is currently 75% off on Steam. If you do not own this game, go and buy it now. That is all.
Gary Hartley @EmPMar 18, 2014
I see that half the Spec Ops: The Line guys have sodded off to form their own Indie company and are still really bitter about being forced to have that multiplayer tack-on in their game. That I loved. Did I ever mention that?
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