The sun is out and bright while,
We are all eating popsicles.
Because maybe the world will end and,
That's the best way to it.
SCREAM through dreams that cut your voice off;
wide awake, will nothing soothe?
With a word I'd take this pain from you,
but I fall mute.
Title: Movies I've seen lately and their rating. Posted: September 29, 2007 (08:16 PM)
SIDEWAYS gets a firm 10/10. No loose ends, no missing info, perfectly played part from my man Paulie G and a catchy performance by Church.
SNAKES ON A PLANE gets a strong 10/10. Haven't seen a movie made of more action fun until SHOOT EM UP hit theaters this year. Sammy wins an award for badassness and ability to woo loose chicks.
CODE46 gets a believable 7/10. Borderline hollow performances from both Robbins and Morton, but the story holds everything together nicely, and it's interesting to see the sights of a possible near-future. Plus, there's a vagina. Samantha Morton's vagina. It's good.
SUPERBAD gets a holy-like 11/10. The BEST movie of its ilk since FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH. Epicly funny and endearing, outrageously true-to-life, and the best understanding of modern friendship that I've ever seen on-screen. Plus, the Dick Tank rules all.
THE FINAL CUT gets an awesome 8/10. Robin Williams gives a stellar show as the mortician-like "Cutter". Memories, death and "big brother" type situations all play a major role, and the story closes just as it should; calmly, but showing signs of the storm to come.
User: Genj Title: Posted: September 30, 2007 (03:58 PM)
Plus, there's a vagina. Samantha Morton's vagina. It's good.
Did you know that if a woman receives inadequate lubrication during arousal, then she could begin to associate pain with sex? This can develop into hyperactive sexual desire disorder, in which the individual begins to suppress sexual desires. The moral of the story: make sure your girlfriend's cunt is plenty wet.
This is what they teach me in college!
User: daff Title: Posted: October 01, 2007 (12:12 AM)
where were you with that info last night...
User: carcinogen_crush Title: Posted: October 01, 2007 (01:41 PM)
User: Genj Title: Posted: October 01, 2007 (02:31 PM)
Today they said in lecture this disorder affects about 49% of women. That explains a lot.
User: carcinogen_crush Title: Posted: October 01, 2007 (05:22 PM)
That's why a smart man knows how to take care of his lady. There's a difference between diving dick-first and pleasing someone.
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