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carcinogen_crush The sun is out and bright while,
We are all eating popsicles.
Because maybe the world will end and,
That's the best way to it.

SCREAM through dreams that cut your voice off;
wide awake, will nothing soothe?
With a word I'd take this pain from you,
but I fall mute.

Title: I have an announcement to make.
Posted: August 13, 2007 (11:23 PM)
As you all may (or may not, more likely) know, I started writing reviews exclusively for Honest Gamers in February of this current year. While I can't claim that any of them are a claim to internet fame, I feel confident to exclaim the love that I felt while writing them.

Now that they're published here on the internet, it's as though I have another effigy for my eventual resume. Whether or not you've appreciated the work I've put into bringing the truth to those who are looking for an honest opinion, it remains that I have indeed put much work into each piece.

Now that I'm in the running of the TT for the first time, a welling depression has begun to arise from someplace deep within. This feeling knows no stopping; I've tried all that I can think of, but it boils down to a single, root problem.

This pain that kills me, I've identified it. Yes, I know it well.

That is why I announce, that I must beat Espiga. I must! And if I cannot, in fact, beat Espiga off the face of this game board. . .

Well, I've come to terms with the heavy weight of a possible loss. And I've decided that, if I lose, I will retire.

From masturbating.

CRUSH
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SuskieUser: Suskie
Title:
Posted: August 13, 2007 (11:26 PM)
I was about to complain that these blogs have been getting way too preachy lately, and then... yeah.

Still, good luck with... all that.
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GenjUser: Genj
Title:
Posted: August 13, 2007 (11:31 PM)
No man can retire from masturbating.
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carcinogen_crushUser: carcinogen_crush
Title:
Posted: August 13, 2007 (11:37 PM)
Nonsense! If you can give up writing reviews, you can give up masturbation!

Wait. . .

Where have a I heard that before. . .

Still, glad to see my attempt at satire go straight out the window.
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Felix_ArabiaUser: Felix_Arabia
Title:
Posted: August 13, 2007 (11:40 PM)
The caption for TEAM SALAD SHOOTERS should read:

"Not a single shred of sanity was found betwixt their loins."
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pupUser: pup
Title:
Posted: August 14, 2007 (09:17 AM)
You're the bravest man I ever met.
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espigaUser: espiga
Title:
Posted: August 14, 2007 (05:41 PM)
Let's kill two birds with one stone and settle it with a game of Stroker.

Better yet, let's not.
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carcinogen_crushUser: carcinogen_crush
Title:
Posted: August 14, 2007 (07:35 PM)
Stroker is out!

Instead, we will REVIEW DUEL and it will be better!!!

Odds are though, I'm gonna end up needing a girlfriend real soon here. But the important thing is to never give up, and never surrender!
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