Session Start (almighty Fatness:bob trashes fix): Sat Apr 09 22:55:43 2005 *** Seinfeldism has joined the chat. *** Ultima Genjuro has joined the chat. *** jasonventer has joined the chat. RuninRuder: all these chumps want a piece of the ace Seinfeldism: how come no one good trash talks me Seinfeldism: i never get this from a leroux RuninRuder: fix you should set up a bulletin board with these chumps picture on it RuninRuder: tear one pic down each time you beat them in the TT Seinfeldism: dude i saw a lot of rocky 5 the other day Seinfeldism: it was so bad RuninRuder: ugh yeah bbobbo69: not a fan of rocky movies Seinfeldism: repeated newspaper articles. "ROCKY'S CLONE WINS 6TH STRAIGHT" Seinfeldism: "ROCK'S MAN TAKES DOWN TOP CONTENDER" RuninRuder: even mick was kind of bad. YOU GIVE ME THE MOTIVIZATION TO LIVE, KID Seinfeldism: haha RuninRuder: and that kid was just horrible RuninRuder: at least stallone admits he messed up with that one Seinfeldism: i liked the johnny cocharan-like boxing bigwig that steals tommy gunn away RuninRuder: yeah. don king meets johnny cochran bbobbo69: in hell RuninRuder: bob doesnt like rocky or fix reviews. next he;ll say natalie portman is ugly Seinfeldism: he's as unamerican as they come Seinfeldism: "i despise apple pie and joe dimaggio" jasonventer: lol RuninRuder: who would win between venter and bob bbobbo69: I'm actually writing a paper for English now Seinfeldism: bob Seinfeldism: on what bob RuninRuder: bob has never done anything though. venter has rings Seinfeldism: actually take that back. venter bbobbo69: it's about why America has failed to live up to its standards Seinfeldism: bob hasnt done anything Seinfeldism: ... Seinfeldism: standards of what bbobbo69: freedom, equality, opportunity, yada yada yada Seinfeldism: all in one paper Seinfeldism: that sounds extremely vague and boring RuninRuder: watch fixs team in the TT be Fix-Venter-Bob now =T bbobbo69: meh, I'm not really into it Seinfeldism: to hell with that, im not drafting any punks that insult mickey "fix" mantle RuninRuder: bob has suddenly become a tough guy RuninRuder: but then when the gauntlet is thrown down, hes "not into it" bbobbo69: I was talking about my english paper Seinfeldism: haha in that first team tourney nick was the big name at the time. drafted by: steve blackman RuninRuder: bob is the coach that turned masters from a hall of famer into sashanan-feed Seinfeldism: im gunan end up with a bobo-steveblackman team RuninRuder: hm damn now that dutch is judging thats one less good person to pick RuninRuder: theres hardly anyone good left. zig, masters, leroux.... Seinfeldism: you say ffm is good RuninRuder: hes a coach Seinfeldism: is he? Seinfeldism: huh. thatll be interesting jasonventer: It'll be interesting all around. RuninRuder: whatll the first round be like RuninRuder: Zig Masters Leroux Forbes Janus Lilica who am i missing jasonventer: Cairo? Seinfeldism: cairo in the first round? Seinfeldism: this is depressing RuninRuder: good god booberry and cairo are looking like first rounders RuninRuder: this is pathetic Ultima Genjuro: I thought booberry was a coach Seinfeldism: i'd take lilica a year before janus RuninRuder: shit he is bbobbo69: I remember back in January when you said the field was looking so strong RuninRuder: god janus sucks but these clowns like him RuninRuder: chris and venter at least Seinfeldism: well theyre dumb RuninRuder: it was looking strong before all the good people became coaches/judges Seinfeldism: ...and our judges RuninRuder: fix, broc, dutch all left the field almighty Fatness: yeah I'm a coach. RuninRuder: bloomer probably wont play RuninRuder: thats four first rounders right there Seinfeldism: i left when you repeatedly indicated you were leaving me to be drafted by FFM almighty Fatness: funtastic times ahead. Seinfeldism: that was your doing =P RuninRuder: i was just pulling a pitino man Seinfeldism: "funtastic." its things like that that make you a continuing disappointment RuninRuder: rip a player and then draft him because everyone else is like IF PITINOS RIPPING HIM HE MUST SUCK almighty Fatness: haha Seinfeldism: haha jasonventer: What a depressing week for RotW! Seinfeldism: masters had his heart set on you actually drafting him this time too you know RuninRuder: =| Seinfeldism: haha Seinfeldism: but just so you know. THERES NO EASY WAY OUT. THERES NO SHORTCUT HOME Ultima Genjuro: yeah venter, I couldn't even be bothered to write anything halfway decent jasonventer: Overdrive's review felt rather scattered, too. Seinfeldism: ill submit something venter Seinfeldism: hold tight RuninRuder: fix im going to trade myself to you and lerouxs team for your second round pick Seinfeldism: fix-fact-leroux is a legit team Seinfeldism: do people realize ive never actually won an individual competition RuninRuder: theres no rule against that is there Seinfeldism: the only thing ive won was the TT 2002 RuninRuder: there are hardly any individual comps Seinfeldism: venter outrings me by like 4 RuninRuder: venter won one individual Seinfeldism: well competitions in general Seinfeldism: im reggie miller, he's phil jackson RuninRuder: venter has three rings, you have two Seinfeldism: the praise/bash thing doesnt count Seinfeldism: venter got a free ring on that one RuninRuder: all his rings were freebies Seinfeldism: he scores a 22 and we still won by 800 RuninRuder: hahaha RuninRuder: then he loses to dutch 3-0 but nick and woohouse win for the team bbobbo69: woodhouse performed pretty well in the team tourney, right? Seinfeldism: man venter's bellicheck RuninRuder: then he wins with a 70-80-60 over marcs 95-95-7 Seinfeldism: he's got the right people around him Seinfeldism: hahaha RuninRuder: woodhouse did well Seinfeldism: 7 haha RuninRuder: perfect role player, like cyper was in 02 RuninRuder: you need a surprisingly good role player to win, history shows Seinfeldism: yep RuninRuder: teams like Eurotrash and last years Jerks were star-studded but had no role players Seinfeldism: someone has to step up, period RuninRuder: Dallas Maverick style teams never win in our leagues Seinfeldism: right. those were "25 players, 25 cabs" teams. not the right atmosphere bbobbo69: I'm not sure I quite understand this role player concept RuninRuder: hahah RuninRuder: fix, cyper and i used to take the same cab and leave matt behind at the arena Seinfeldism: hahaha Seinfeldism: we had a team atmosphere, except matt wasnt part of it Seinfeldism: that team had a mix. the all-star front lines in fact/fix, the energizing 6th man in cyper, the towel boy in matt RuninRuder: yeah that was one sweet team bbobbo69: towel boy, haha Seinfeldism: you need that energizer off the bench. one-two all stars cant do it. our final was really close RuninRuder: the team that wins this year will probably be the one that finds the good role player. most second rounders look like shit RuninRuder: yeah that final was amazing Seinfeldism: they look like shit, but this time last year, we were bashing woodhouse Seinfeldism: "the porn king. terrific pick, venter" RuninRuder: very true. but i just dont see EOIB or alucard stepping it up like that RuninRuder: woodhouse was an unknown. these guys are known poor writers Seinfeldism: haha oh no. hopefully by some miracle we'll have more depth when draft time comes Seinfeldism: woodhouse actually has writing skills RuninRuder: yeah im trying to figure it out but it looks bleak Seinfeldism: last year we pulled together some ghosts though. hangedman, kane RuninRuder: Masters-Zig-Leroux-Lilica-Janus-Forbes-? RuninRuder: Cairo? Sportsman? RuninRuder: Sportsman could be a first rounder =T Seinfeldism: oy RuninRuder: it looks really important to pick in the top 5 Seinfeldism: venter did you save all of last years stuff Seinfeldism: what did the first round of drafting look like RuninRuder: it gets really shitty really fast RuninRuder: i remember it i think RuninRuder: Nick-Broc-Kane RuninRuder: Hanged-Tachi-Janus RuninRuder: and GUTS =T Seinfeldism: 2 of the first 4 picks were total phantoms. guys that werent even really there Seinfeldism: a regular mo vaughn-chili davis combo. a whole lot of nothing bbobbo69: ukyo was a second rounder last year, I think RuninRuder: then we had OD-NT-Skinny puppy - Tom Clark - Cyper - Saph -Woodhouse RuninRuder: no ukyo was first round Seinfeldism: SP wasnt really into it either, or tom clark, was he? RuninRuder: jessei picked ukyo first and puppy second Seinfeldism: cyper? saph? did any of these guys know they were in this RuninRuder: no the commissioners sucked ass Seinfeldism: jessie-ukyo-puppy. that project went belly-up RuninRuder: Dutch-Broc-saph was a sweet team, probably the best RuninRuder: oh wait i forgot, jihad was in the second round too RuninRuder: and spork in the first RuninRuder: Leroux-Spork-Jihad Seinfeldism: jihad. another phantom Seinfeldism: leroux-spork-jihad. i still like that team RuninRuder: with lerouxs performance they shouldve done better jasonventer: I still have all of the stuff from last year saved, yes. jasonventer: Well, the results topics, anyway. Seinfeldism: link? Seinfeldism: for nostalgias sake *** cgparham01 has joined the chat. RuninRuder: man this field sucks ass jasonventer: One sec... RuninRuder: Masters-Zig-Leroux-Lilica-Forbes-Janus-NT-Cairo-Sportsman-Vortex-Empleh-BBobb RuninRuder: who am i missing RuninRuder: Mariner jasonventer: (Link: http://www.honestgamers.net/gamefaqs_summer_tournament_2004.txt)http://www.honestgamers.net/gamefaqs_summer_tournament_2004.txt Seinfeldism: someone get saph to be in this Seinfeldism: that would help a lot RuninRuder: man what was i smoking here,,, RuninRuder: It's hard to vote against Chris because 85% of his piece features the type of brilliant writing that makes him one of the site's elite talents. RuninRuder: elite talent? good grief jasonventer: That was around the time of the Fact/Fix invitationals, I think. cgparham01: damn straight Seinfeldism: oh man venter, ive got a great review for your rotw that isnt on your site yet jasonventer: You have a half-hour. Get it in! RuninRuder: haha MAsters: GUTS over Leroux Seinfeldism: HAHA that was classic Seinfeldism: masters had SD over NT Seinfeldism: brb *** Seinfeldism has left the chat. *** Seinfeldism has joined the chat. *** IImastersII has joined the chat. IImastersII: =O IImastersII: fix are you ok IImastersII: i hear you've been trashed Seinfeldism: im solid Seinfeldism: yea bob was apparently trashing me but then when confronted decided he "wasnt interested" RuninRuder: haha IImastersII: haha what a COWARD RuninRuder: brb IImastersII: just like jessie IImastersII: when he assaulted me *** RuninRuder has left the chat. IImastersII: mike's gone to look through some old chat logs of scotty's to find more obscure shit-disturbing quotes Seinfeldism: i hope not IImastersII: i know man, its hard to take IImastersII: so have you finished your review? when is the due date Ultima Genjuro: 29th IImastersII: thanks for stepping up with that answer man Seinfeldism: no i havent started Seinfeldism: i dont know if itll be in in time =T IImastersII: what time on the 28th will you start IImastersII: =T Seinfeldism: umm late if at all =T Seinfeldism: thats exam week for me *** RuninRuder has joined the chat. IImastersII: WELCOME MICHAEL IImastersII: fix... you son of a bitch RuninRuder: hey IImastersII: fix, do i have to give you some coles notes on Dante for you to get it done Seinfeldism: haha coles? RuninRuder: whats this Seinfeldism: cliffs IImastersII: oops. its coles in CANADA IImastersII: ha cliffs RuninRuder: is marc teaming with schultz or something Seinfeldism: HAHA you guys have different notes IImastersII: what pretenders IImastersII: haha yeah IImastersII: our notes are written more politely Seinfeldism: "heres your COLES NOTES" IImastersII: and with favour instead of favor Seinfeldism: "GOOD WORK DETECTIVE" IImastersII: haha IImastersII: looks like Mills is bailing here IImastersII: RUDER AND ZIG HAVE THE UPPER HAND RuninRuder: leroux and vortex look like the favorites IImastersII: what makes u say that RuninRuder: theyre good reviewers, thats all. most of these teams only has one good reviewer Seinfeldism: like fact-zig? IImastersII: well you and zig would obviously be the favourites by that logic IImastersII: yeah seriously RuninRuder: fact-zig has two bad ones Seinfeldism: i hope zig's html antics are enough to carry you guys IImastersII: haha what nonsense IImastersII: HAHA html Seinfeldism: his green text really helps a lot bbobbo69: how about mcfadden-disco! IImastersII: the arrows are too much IImastersII: disco is good i think Seinfeldism: now that zig can bold, italics, AND supersize the font, who knows what could happen Seinfeldism: MASTERS YOU STAY AWAY FROM HERE NOW. ZIGFRIED HAS THE UPPER HAND IImastersII: haha RuninRuder: i thought marc was teaming with schultz Seinfeldism: those reports havent been denied IImastersII: ha i dunno where your rumour mill guy gets his shit from IImastersII: its like, the inquirer for the RC Seinfeldism: the tattler IImastersII: FIX SPOTTED WITH VENTER'S WIFE Seinfeldism: thats what it was called in red dragon RuninRuder: marc turns away all his friends. "scott? schultz? u know i wont team with them" Seinfeldism: the only time i'd be spotted with venter's wife is at the drive thru window IImastersII: then they'll have those overhead pics of you guys in the back of your mansion, suntanning on your stomachs Seinfeldism: hahaha cgparham01: hahaha drive thru window IImastersII: fix is dashing, id keep my woman away from him were he to visit IImastersII: "masters. i have your girl and i mean to keep her" Seinfeldism: "hey masters, hows your wife and my kids" Seinfeldism: major league. IImastersII: =( *** StormyWeather980 has joined the chat. IImastersII: retro i dont get what you said *** bbobbo69 has left the chat. IImastersII: ha bob doesnt like you retro StormyWeather980: cool, i dont like him either IImastersII: haha Seinfeldism: man theres that hostile southern chivalry IImastersII: baha Seinfeldism: "bob doesnt like you" "a duel, then?" IImastersII: not only does retro not like bob, but its COOL that bob doesnt like retro StormyWeather980: no duel, when i dont like somebody i just dont like them IImastersII: =O StormyWeather980: sometimes that changes but usually not Seinfeldism: do you know why you dont like them IImastersII: its a feeling in the air Seinfeldism: haha StormyWeather980: yeah unless there's "just something about them" Seinfeldism: the tension is thick in chat tonight IImastersII: haha IImastersII: retro: you can make the screen bigger in sonic games by pushing the R3 button Seinfeldism: ... StormyWeather980: you should post that as a code! IImastersII: BAHA thats in the booklet StormyWeather980: i submitted one for Spinball that wasn't up; probably wont get accepted though StormyWeather980: i reported the one that's up about making the screen larger IImastersII: you can run faster in mario by holding down B IImastersII: =D IImastersII: who should be posting these things? staff? StormyWeather980: no idea jasonventer: Submissions to HG go in the queue, and staff members get to them eventually. More often, a staff member locks a submission, then leaves the Internet for a few weeks. IImastersII: haha IImastersII: can you UNlock them RuninRuder: haha a duel jasonventer: Technically, yes. IImastersII: technically? RuninRuder: we should make a Duels post *** scotty2naughty04 has joined the chat. jasonventer: It's a pain in the ass. I have to do it the old-fashioned way. IImastersII: i was wondering if i could lock every submission to come in and then disappear RuninRuder: even though this is a tag team thing, certain individuals will duel Seinfeldism: yeah a Duels post would be good RuninRuder: sweet who will be dueling Seinfeldism: venter called me out RuninRuder: venter-fix IImastersII: over the drive through comment scotty2naughty04: is bobo-ffm still on? jasonventer: It's a McDuel! RuninRuder: yeah Bobo-FFM IImastersII: a dashing young noble reviewer versus a horrible tyrant webmaster Seinfeldism: he kaned me while i was on the john because i disrespected his wife jasonventer: How am I a tyrant? Seinfeldism: in the next stall masters was playing tetris IImastersII: i dunno IImastersII: HAHA IImastersII: and scott was on the phone with a 'friend' RuninRuder: this event is short on duels so far scotty2naughty04: haha jasonventer: Fix gets all the kind descriptors and I'm given leftovers. IImastersII: aww IImastersII: keep your chin up jasonventer: Don't make me take down your team single-handedly! StormyWeather980: ha, bathroom humor makes Fix cringe......i remember that scotty2naughty04: venter is this duel for real? StormyWeather980: marc IImastersII: jason StormyWeather980: did you ever find out which of you was OLD and which was GOLD? IImastersII: no i didnt! IImastersII: good call retro IImastersII: FIX Seinfeldism: considering im a lot younger i think its fairly obvious RuninRuder: jason said their name was changed to Young Shakespeare and Old Black IImastersII: =O scotty2naughty04: that's the beauty of the name I created StormyWeather980: you gotta be GOLD cause you're GOLDing..... IImastersII: but im golding IImastersII: so im old AND gold StormyWeather980: you old gold IImastersII: you're the "and" we were thinking jasonventer: I said no such thing, Mike. scotty2naughty04: Fix said it'd be a good name since you couldn't figure out which you'd be RuninRuder: yes you did Seinfeldism: when did i say that? scotty2naughty04: when i made the name RuninRuder: haha Seinfeldism: lets see the log chump jasonventer: You were the one comparing Fix to Shakespeare. scotty2naughty04: I don't log Seinfeldism: i wasnt here when you made the name scotty2naughty04: yeah you were RuninRuder: fix was here when you did it dude RuninRuder: mock lines and everything RuninRuder: "I DOTH PROTEST THIS GAMEPLAY" IImastersII: old black Seinfeldism: yeah i was here for that StormyWeather980: busteeeeeeed IImastersII: wtf RuninRuder: venter was mad that day because we made fun of his manuel situation RuninRuder: so he busts out "Young shakespeare and old black" Seinfeldism: he firing at me while you assaulted him with burrito coaching StormyWeather980: wish i had a burrito RuninRuder: haha you did make the secret sauce remark fix IImastersII: haha this chat is all over the place IImastersII: but.. old black? Seinfeldism: yea well IImastersII: thats not even funny Seinfeldism: i bet manuel really did that RuninRuder: venter is seldom funny Seinfeldism: secret sauce, right down the trousers scotty2naughty04: Jason's new name should be the Tyrannical Teabagger RuninRuder: haha Ultima Genjuro: baha almighty Fatness: bahaha RuninRuder: Tyrannical Teabagger, thats actually funny RuninRuder: Young Shakespeare vs the Tyrannical Teabagger. sounds like a god damn monster movie scotty2naughty04: haha Seinfeldism: i dont aspire to be shakespeare StormyWeather980: godzilla IImastersII: Old Blak sounds like one of those bad southern rappers. "Lil Jon featuring Old Blak" RuninRuder: hahaha IImastersII: man that name sucks IImastersII: fuck you venter IImastersII: =\ jasonventer: Like I say, I didn't say that. jasonventer: I didn't say anything even close. IImastersII: but its logged! IImastersII: haha. jasonventer: I can see how my comments toward Fix could be grossly misinterpreted. Seinfeldism: venter said that? Seinfeldism: man youre flying off the handle lately RuninRuder: venters been really angry lately Seinfeldism: and why? things are looking up for him StormyWeather980: they are? jasonventer: They are. RuninRuder: yeah youd think hed be happy with that new job and all StormyWeather980: oh, that Seinfeldism: he's getting back at manuel through us RuninRuder: haha jasonventer: The only time I remember Manuel is when Mike reminds me. IImastersII: manuel was your boss at sears? jasonventer: Phantom has been replaced with Manuel. Must I now beat him as well? RuninRuder: the stories are funny man jasonventer: No, Marc. IImastersII: then? jasonventer: He was a co-worker at Golden Arches. RuninRuder: dude he gave you a wedgie because you folded a burrito wrong. thats hilarious Seinfeldism: hahaha IImastersII: bahaha Seinfeldism: i love how ruder takes stories and develops them IImastersII: haha "Golden Arches" Seinfeldism: like a true journalist jasonventer: In a few years, we'll be talking about him slashing all my tires or something. RuninRuder: man its your own fault for becoming his bitch Seinfeldism: "remember when manuel tarred and feathered venter" Seinfeldism: yeah this kinda thing wouldnt happen to retro RuninRuder: did manuel really like you in the store safe venter RuninRuder: its like high school Seinfeldism: you shoulda called him to a duel IImastersII: "venter remember when you tried to choke Manuel with a mcriddle" IImastersII: duels are overrated RuninRuder: venter is the weak timid jason scotty2naughty04: haha did vente really get a wedgie? jasonventer: No, Scott. StormyWeather980: mcgriddles are overrated RuninRuder: and secret sauce poured down his trousers IImastersII: how would retro have acted scotty2naughty04: retro would've whined in his blog IImastersII: "i dont like you manuel. the air just aint right in here" IImastersII: baha. jasonventer: That's Runin journalism for you. RuninRuder: then tell us the real story venter RuninRuder: set the record straight StormyWeather980: at least my blog's not a blahg scotty2naughty04: I'm sure it can't be worse than mine jasonventer: There's no story to tell! RuninRuder: you had PLENTY the other day Seinfeldism: venter, go back to mcdonalds and wait for manuel outside at his car. when he approaches, say, "SENOR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL" RuninRuder: haha scotty2naughty04: "they make fun of me in chat rooms about this, you asshole" RuninRuder: show him this log venter *** Ultima Genjuro has left the chat. RuninRuder: i guarantee you he'll actually be scared if you do Seinfeldism: haha RuninRuder: "hombre, you talk to me with internet people?" IImastersII: baha imagine he printed it out IImastersII: baha HOMBRE Seinfeldism: hombre HAHA IImastersII: "look here holmes" IImastersII: "wait, i KNOW this ruder guy. ive read his most wonderful reviews, they are loco man" scotty2naughty04: "you're an asshole for not getting him Xenosaga 2 from Namco or e-mailing. Kick this kid's ass" RuninRuder: "you come to my site manuel?" "no tengo juegos electronicos" IImastersII: haha IImastersII: "so this guy fix keeps mocking me." "que?" IImastersII: baha RuninRuder: haha RuninRuder: "No me gusta Fix" IImastersII: StormyWeather980: has scott told everybody he drinks his own cum? IImastersII: baha scotty2naughty04: no scotty2naughty04: that doesn't happen jasonventer: lol StormyWeather980: that's not what you said last night! IImastersII: baha retro rocks jasonventer: That was a sudden, delightful change of topic! Seinfeldism: well that really ruined the flow of chat scotty2naughty04: I didn't say I drank my cum StormyWeather980: you said you tried some once scotty2naughty04: this is off-topic jasonventer: Scott's the one to talk about flow. IImastersII: venter i thought id give you a break StormyWeather980: "just a little to see what it tastes like" scotty2naughty04: no, you make it sound like I put it in a cup RuninRuder: venter why did you let manuel take you StormyWeather980: "of my own, not another guy" RuninRuder: what the FUCK RuninRuder: is this true scott? scotty2naughty04: jason is exaggerting Seinfeldism: what the hell is going on here RuninRuder: let me get this straight Seinfeldism: exaggerting? RuninRuder: you masturbated while on the phone with a guy and then drank it down? Seinfeldism: he's in a panic StormyWeather980: ok, take a sip then IImastersII: BAHAHAHA StormyWeather980: or eat, however you wanna say it IImastersII: RuninRuder: you masturbated while on the phone with a guy and then drank it down? IImastersII: ha drank it down IImastersII: retro is almost as good as ruder at this IImastersII: the 'journalism' StormyWeather980: dont believe me, ask masters or shinnokxz if that boy didn't say he tried his own cum in chat last night....... scotty2naughty04: ... RuninRuder: say it aint so scott IImastersII: you make it sound like during the chat he was chugging IImastersII: "chug chat" scotty2naughty04: haha RuninRuder: we have to get zig in here to give him another fatherly lecture scotty2naughty04: hah ok scotty2naughty04: Story time scotty2naughty04: since retro brought it up RuninRuder: lets hear it almighty Fatness: quit while you're ahead scott jasonventer: No shit. scotty2naughty04: stfu venter IImastersII: haha scotty2naughty04: long ago, maybe like a year, I was curious and put like a dab and got a taste. IImastersII: "what i was REALLY saying was that Grant's cum is a bit sweeter than my own" IImastersII: haha a DAB IImastersII: i guess you were 'dabbling' Seinfeldism: "curious" StormyWeather980: .... jasonventer: "If I'm going to do this with my life, I'd better be able to stand the flavor." IImastersII: ha venter taking shots almighty Fatness: stfu venter scotty2naughty04: retro turned it into a huge gay porn exotic story with men in thongs and weaping children. RuninRuder: man venters making fun of him like crazy IImastersII: venter vs ffm! Seinfeldism: venter/ffm duel StormyWeather980: "curious" as in "bi-curious"? IImastersII: duel! Seinfeldism: man venter against the world scotty2naughty04: Venter, at his rate of jobs, is going to have to suck dick for a living. StormyWeather980: like, hey, i wonder if my cum tastes as good as my girlfriend's? Seinfeldism: venter vs. fix, ffm, and manuel IImastersII: its a reviewoff-cum-duel IImastersII: BAHA RuninRuder: this is an all out chat brawl IImastersII: great great RuninRuder: like in rocky 5 Seinfeldism: haha RuninRuder: "ill settle this in the ring scott" "my ring is chat" Seinfeldism: hahaha IImastersII: "He cums, he cums." jasonventer: If I ever pursue that career, Scott, I'll at least be able to say I did it for the money. What's your excuse? RuninRuder: ! RuninRuder: venters actually fighting back IImastersII: haha IImastersII: =O scotty2naughty04: haha scotty2naughty04: I won't be sucking other guy's though scotty2naughty04: just myself scotty2naughty04: maybe dirty mexicans will give you wedgies there, too RuninRuder: ! scotty2naughty04: or just play with your asshole at least RuninRuder: man this is back and forth StormyWeather980: somebody better LOG this! IImastersII: haha RuninRuder: record this shit for posterity jasonventer: You know an awful lot about dirty Mexicans and their habits, Scott. *** Whelkman has joined the chat. IImastersII: the chatroom name was correct at least in spirit IImastersII: lots of trashing going on Whelkman: wuzuuuuuup scotty2naughty04: that was pathetic, venter IImastersII: sup StormyWeather980: even whelkman's gotta see this duel =D IImastersII: whelkman will log it scotty2naughty04: venter thinks his words hold weight like his wife. Whelkman: yeah I gotta see whatever it is IImastersII: =O RuninRuder: =O StormyWeather980: =O! Whelkman: equals ohh! IImastersII: .....! IImastersII: scott in with the low blow.. StormyWeather980: whoa, now that was below the belt scotty2naughty04: venter is down for the count. jasonventer: Scott's specialty. scotty2naughty04: someone start counting. IImastersII: ohhhhhhhh StormyWeather980: hahaha IImastersII: venter lashes back! RuninRuder: haha. venters like "ONE MORE ROUND" IImastersII: IM NOT OUT YET Whelkman: Does she have wide, grabbable hips? scotty2naughty04: yea, whelkman scotty2naughty04: maybe more than a few handfuls Whelkman: o yeah Whelkman: saddle up and hold on Whelkman: yeeehaw RuninRuder: is the fight over scotty2naughty04: unless venter comes back :/ Whelkman: who's fighting? IImastersII: that was a draw RuninRuder: stay down, venter Whelkman: ah, I get it Whelkman: meow IImastersII: but venter had the last shot Whelkman: or is it HISSSS IImastersII: about scott's speciality being below the belt Whelkman: I'll say IImastersII: he called scott a cocksucker in a very clever way Whelkman: Thanks Scott! scotty2naughty04: haha duh masters IImastersII: haha whelkman RuninRuder: sounds like marc is voting for venter IImastersII: haha scotty2naughty04: marc you ass IImastersII: its a split decision scotty2naughty04: you never sell out on me RuninRuder: anyone else voting? Whelkman: What's the vote on? Seinfeldism: i vote venter scotty2naughty04: venter would but his wife has removed him from the computer, hence why he's not typing RuninRuder: ! cgparham01: if a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one cock cgparham01: then hes not a bridgebuilder, hes a cocksucker. cgparham01: moral of the story: dont suck cock Whelkman: If it's Venter vs. a nagger, I pick Venter scotty2naughty04: nice maxim RuninRuder: i cant believe it. venter won, unanimous decision scotty2naughty04: is this ignominy? scotty2naughty04: finally masters Whelkman: This is bigamy jasonventer: So, Whelk, how's it going? Whelkman: Man, this Ghost in the Shell show sucks Whelkman: Yo Jason! RuninRuder: are you okay venter jasonventer: Absolutely. RuninRuder: who is this Whelk Man Whelkman: I am this Whelk Man Whelkman: Who is this Runin Ruder? RuninRuder: whelk whenever i see you, i think of zelda 2 Whelkman: And I am glad jasonventer: I think of Dragon Warrior. Whelkman: That was my best Whelkman: Zelda II scotty2naughty04: I think of "@'' StormyWeather980: i think of Sonic Blastman RuninRuder: guardian legend was up there Whelkman: So what's up with youse? RuninRuder: that much! jasonventer: I seem to recall you saying you were going to dominate the tournament this Summer, Whelk. Was I mistaking you with someone else? Whelkman: amazing Whelkman: Yes you were almighty Fatness: . Whelkman: I think it was FFM jasonventer: Ah, yes. StormyWeather980: ha, venter doesn't want to acknowledge FFM's existence Whelkman: FFM I'm taking you down Whelkman: It's you and me jasonventer: Don't talk to FFM about down. Whelkman: Your below the belt favors will mean nothing RuninRuder: haha venters still taking shots *** cgparham01 has left the chat. RuninRuder: thats wrong venter. you take the kid down and then you keep punching him in the face scotty2naughty04: haha I can't even get yogurt and come back jasonventer: I apologize. It was immature of me. StormyWeather980: better restrain him before he vents too much of his anger! RuninRuder: you should help scott off the ground and shake his hand jasonventer: Not after what he's been touching! Whelkman: man what happened with you guys RuninRuder: ! Whelkman: so polite scotty2naughty04: I'd spit in his face StormyWeather980: HAHHA Whelkman: where's the venom Seinfeldism: good lord Whelkman: where's the scorn Seinfeldism: ffm wins by disqualification Whelkman: WHERE'S THE ANGST RuninRuder: man venter is a killer scotty2naughty04: Venter, you have annoyed me scotty2naughty04: now you must go StormyWeather980: venter wins by KO RuninRuder: this is insane. venter keeps ripping him scotty2naughty04: not for long RuninRuder: should i kick him out to save scotts life Seinfeldism: not yet. dont call the fight StormyWeather980: thrilla in manila volume 2 StormyWeather980: bite his ear off, scott! scotty2naughty04: venter, I just IM"ed you on swtzwondrboy20 and sent you AIM crashes. Good bye. scotty2naughty04: you won't be back Whelkman: o snap Whelkman: IM me some AIM crashes yo Seinfeldism: AIM crashes? scotty2naughty04: yeah, AIm exploits that crash the service Seinfeldism: ffm doesnt have the rhetoric so he resorts to computer glitching Whelkman: c'mon, don't be a pussy Seinfeldism: what a woman Seinfeldism: kick ffm out ruder *** jasonventer has left the chat. Whelkman: awesome StormyWeather980: !!! scotty2naughty04: Bye, venter Whelkman: do it to me almighty Fatness: me too Seinfeldism: no whelk youre stuck RuninRuder: thats like taking a crowbar into the ring with you scotty2naughty04: haha scotty2naughty04: no it's not Seinfeldism: FFM is gone Whelkman: I'm stuck on u Seinfeldism: that was an insult to the duel system scotty2naughty04: he can come back RuninRuder: whered venter go *** jasonventer has been invited to the group chat. Session Close (bob trashes fix): Sun Apr 10 00:36:53 2005 Session Start (almighty Fatness:bob trashes fix): Sun Apr 10 00:38:13 2005 RuninRuder: man we all thought venter was down for the count, and then he came back with that low blow remark RuninRuder: that was classic scotty2naughty04: venter thinks he's cute until I start contacting authors to remove work from HG =D RuninRuder: ! scotty2naughty04: which I'm doing now almighty Fatness: you need clout for that to work. Seinfeldism: haha almighty Fatness: not a working knowledge of what your own jizz tastes like. StormyWeather980: FFM prefers action over words when it comes to fighting Whelkman: FFM is an action taker Whelkman: crash that AIM Whelkman: taste that cum! Whelkman: Send those threatening emails! scotty2naughty04: Yeah, also, I don't think it's a good idea to send this one to HG. That webmaster is a real dick. I'd watch it, he might turn on you. I'd give you the heads up about this because I just fought with him :-( scotty2naughty04: then I went to tell him to remove his work from HG almighty Fatness: You left out the part where you lost. Whelkman: Venter you parasite! scotty2naughty04: haha, well I know most everyone with over 8000kb in the faq'ing community so this won't be too hard Whelkman: that's a lotta kb! scotty2naughty04: scotty2naughty04: don't submit to Honestgamers.com. Ever dmb110: Why? scotty2naughty04: haha, minus 12MB of writing for the site. scotty2naughty04: there goes GF biggest contributor IImastersII: hey whats goin on everyone Seinfeldism: because ffm is a baby and cant take a loss like a man StormyWeather980: scroll up =p IImastersII: what loss? Seinfeldism: what loss? you were here for it IImastersII: venter thrashed him? Seinfeldism: you really are old Whelkman: the loss of a manly battle! StormyWeather980: hahaha scotty2naughty04: so I'm having FAQ'ers rip their work from HG StormyWeather980: "you really are old" Whelkman: grandpa IImastersII: scott what are you doing Seinfeldism: ffm's retaliation is to actually contact authors and tell them to get their stuff of HG almighty Fatness: either dmb110 has a closed list or Scott's a liar. almighty Fatness: almighty Fatness: Ignore Scott. He's just mad that Venter made fun of him after he told us about he tasted his own cum. *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on RuninRuder: ha is that devin scotty2naughty04: yeah RuninRuder: he contributes to HG? i didnt know Whelkman: FFM you have courage to tell such a tale scotty2naughty04: no, I told him not to jasonventer: No, he doesn't. Whelkman: or stupidity scotty2naughty04: he was wondering why not to, so I told him. IImastersII: hey guys i have a question to ask of you all IImastersII: listen up scotty2naughty04: you liek this venter. you like me hitting the site where it counts? scotty2naughty04: you like this you fuck Whelkman: FFM masters has something to say almighty Fatness: is this what it's like when you're on hold too? IImastersII: If your girl treats you like a third wheel when she's out with you AND her brother, do you: IImastersII: A/stab her IImastersII: B/stab her brother almighty Fatness: "you like this you fuck" while muzak plays IImastersII: C/let it go StormyWeather980: D/never talk to her again IImastersII: D/stab her and her brother Whelkman: D IImastersII: which D IImastersII: baha RuninRuder: id feel like D but C is probably best Whelkman: Retro's D Whelkman: I say D for Dump IImastersII: like, for fuck's sake, the bitch isn't DATING her brother StormyWeather980: the silent treatment would be my D - fense Whelkman: yeah Retro IImastersII: to onlookers im sure it looked like a girl with her boyfriend and some other dude just watching Seinfeldism: hahaha IImastersII: but the boyfriend was the brother Seinfeldism: onlookers IImastersII: what the fuck is that Seinfeldism: "and now we watch as marc continues this sub-par date" Whelkman: I say don't give her the satisfaction and getting some phone numbers RuninRuder: had she not seen him for a long time IImastersII: she LIVES with the fucker Seinfeldism: then thats weird RuninRuder: oh fuck that then IImastersII: now she's mad at ME saying i didnt try to talk to him IImastersII: sorry, i should have talked through both your BACKS RuninRuder: haha Whelkman: find a better woman IImastersII: we were on the subway, i was embarrassed scotty2naughty04: is this teh same grlfriend? Seinfeldism: show her this log and that we all disagree with her conduct IImastersII: dude, i was gonna get my MP3 player going and sit elsewhere Whelkman: no, don't waste another minute on this chick IImastersII: id rather be alone than in a third wheel situation Exaxxion22: haha that would have ruled IImastersII: thanks guys Exaxxion22: that would send a good message IImastersII: "so baby, its over." "why?" "RC says so" IImastersII: =D IImastersII: what a supportive community Whelkman: damn right scotty2naughty04: jason demodded me Whelkman: wait 'till she calls YOU, too IImastersII: haha Whelkman: and say it with confidence IImastersII: i was petty later on that day Whelkman: let her know your net buddies mean more to you than her IImastersII: she txt msged me for lunch scotty2naughty04: that's a big lunch IImastersII: and i txt msged back "is your bro gonna be there?" IImastersII: i love stuff like that with girls Seinfeldism: no emoticons? IImastersII: "why, what is THAT supposed to mean" IImastersII: then i dont respond scotty2naughty04: haha, that didnt' seem shady IImastersII: prompting a second "what is THAT supposed to mean" message scotty2naughty04: you should've been like 'bitch stop talking txt mssges cost money" IImastersII: they dont actually IImastersII: guys scotty2naughty04: u.s they do for some providers Whelkman: Marc, was that picnic picture you sent me years ago accurate? *** Seinfeldism has left the chat. IImastersII: you might see my BLOG saying "ok so she dissed me, but i realized that her and her bro were wonderful human beings in doing so HUGS" scotty2naughty04: haha hugs IImastersII: picnic picture? scotty2naughty04: that was probably J.D Whelkman: Jack Daniels? Whelkman: I should say barbecue scotty2naughty04: on, masters cousin Whelkman: not picnic, forgive me scotty2naughty04: the beach? scotty2naughty04: no one is allowed to see masters' pictures Whelkman: he sent me a picture of somebody once scotty2naughty04: it wasn't him, it was uncle tom golding scotty2naughty04: i probably should've picked a better name than tom for that one... oops <_< Exaxxion22: listen to that deafening silence IImastersII: =\ IImastersII: new topic scotty2naughty04: where did venter go RuninRuder: doing rotw IImastersII: =X IImastersII: out comes the coin IImastersII: bahaha scotty2naughty04: haha IImastersII: kidding kidding RuninRuder: ha the coin almighty Fatness: pfft coin, he obviously rolls a die. StormyWeather980: StormyWeather980 rolled 1 980-sided die: 895 Whelkman: nice StormyWeather980: heck yeah IImastersII: retro the verdict is in! IImastersII: sonic 3.... IImastersII: sucks! StormyWeather980: in parts IImastersII: haha StormyWeather980: how far'd you get this time Whelkman: Sonic sucks! IImastersII: beginning middle and end IImastersII: those parts StormyWeather980: you beat it? IImastersII: no man IImastersII: how can you compare this to sonic 2? IImastersII: its all over the place StormyWeather980: you got to the last zone then? the one with the spaceships that throw you to one side? IImastersII: not focused at all IImastersII: no StormyWeather980: all over the place is fine as long as it's fun StormyWeather980: you quit at hydrocity again? Whelkman: hydroxycut? IImastersII: its a 16 bit game, i shouldnt have to get 7 levels in to see what its like IImastersII: haha hydroxy was illegal here IImastersII: until recently Whelkman: does it work? StormyWeather980: ha, so you didn't get any further than you ever have - some verdict =p IImastersII: i dont know. i know a girl who was on it. never used it myself StormyWeather980: sonic 2's a lot like sonic 3 in my book.....both have bleh levels StormyWeather980: and great levels scotty2naughty04: did she lose weight? IImastersII: sonic 2 is way more fun to me, and nicer looking StormyWeather980: nicer looking i disagree with a lot..... IImastersII: well was already thin and toned IImastersII: sonic 3 has some ugly levels StormyWeather980: the bonus levels in 3 blow sonic 2's away (2 has the worst bonus levels of them all) IImastersII: i like knuckles best actually IImastersII: or using knuckles in sonic 2 StormyWeather980: sonic 2 has some ugly ones too....oil ocean and chemical plant aren't exactly carmen electras IImastersII: oil ocean was hot StormyWeather980: it's plain and boring IImastersII: im gonna play sonic 2 tonight StormyWeather980: actually, no place in sonic 2 stands out graphically to me.... StormyWeather980: 1, 3, and knuckles have their places IImastersII: cuz its all so good Whelkman: which one had the "Mode-7"-ish bonus stages IImastersII: thats 1 StormyWeather980: no, cuz it's all so plain...... IImastersII: the one where you cant see whats coming IImastersII: =T StormyWeather980: the water and green hill zone in 1 look way better than emerald hill IImastersII: green hill zone is tops IImastersII: but other zones in sonic 1 are weak IImastersII: the third is so bad jasonventer: Sonic 2 had that awesome water level, with all the greenery and the bubbles. IImastersII: that nasty orange level IImastersII: yeah venter IImastersII: with the arrows jasonventer: Yeah. StormyWeather980: yeah, that's the best part graphically in sonic 2 StormyWeather980: that and mystic cave, i forgot about that one IImastersII: knuckles is now my fav IImastersII: mystic cave is wicked IImastersII: i wrote a wicked sonic 2 review and cjc erased it IImastersII: fucking bastard Whelkman: I thought one the the later ones improved the the relatively crude version from the first one StormyWeather980: that nasty orange level must mean Angel Island, the beginning of sonic 3 StormyWeather980: that zone has awesome graphics - the "orange" is cause it's all afire IImastersII: no IImastersII: i mean orange level of sonic 1 IImastersII: level 3 IImastersII: scrap yard or some shit StormyWeather980: Spring Yard? IImastersII: horrible IImastersII: yeah scotty2naughty04: i've never really played sonic StormyWeather980: i agree with you on that IImastersII: ugly level with the crabs and shit jasonventer: I need to try Sonic 3 again. I just couldn't get into it like the first two. StormyWeather980: yep IImastersII: i agree venter IImastersII: its hard tog et into for some reason StormyWeather980: that's the level that nickevil says has the best Sonic music ever IImastersII: the levels feel sprawling and unfocused IImastersII: it felt.. pointless StormyWeather980: sometimes I burn out in Marble Garden zone when I try to play it start to finish jasonventer: To me, it felt a little like Sonic 3D Blast. jasonventer: Only in 2D. StormyWeather980: angel island and hydrocity (the first two) are great to me IImastersII: haha burn out StormyWeather980: i'm playing this Sonic 3D Blast soon now that I can IImastersII: i did that too retro IImastersII: burned out at marble garden IImastersII: its so slow IImastersII: with so few rings StormyWeather980: yep StormyWeather980: ah so you got to that point at least =p IImastersII: the worst is labyrinth zone though StormyWeather980: the Ice Cap zone is cool StormyWeather980: whats so bad about labyrinth? i gotta hear it IImastersII: not the music IImastersII: the level itself StormyWeather980: duh... StormyWeather980: still wanna hear it StormyWeather980: you drown a lot? Session Close (bob trashes fix): Sun Apr 10 01:11:28 2005