Title: Memories of GUTS: Aerobiz Supersonic
Posted: August 02, 2009 (03:30 PM)
now that Venter's deleting fan fiction, this one needs to be archived somewhere. why not here? it's a story GUTS wrote and I approved way back, and it speaks for itself.
The plane rose above 4000 feet, and I could feel my crotch getting tight against my trousers. I was flying a straight line from Tokyo to Sydney, business was a pressing matter that didn't allow for any dalliances, at least that's what I told myself before lift off. Now that I was up here, in the sky, my life and everything I knew entrusted to a hulking metal bird, a dalliance didn't seem such a bad thing.
Slowly I tugged my zipper down, hiding my hand under the food tray. An elderly man walked by, glancing my direction, but not taking any particular notice. I pretended to stare out the window, bored with the flight. When he had passed, I snaked 6 inches of my rock hard boner out of my pants and prepared the other 13 for their inevitable appearance.
"Stewardess!" I called, raising one hand to flag her over. She was a pretty thing, slim and attractive with long blonde hair and a friendly smile. Her blue eyes met mine and she nodded, starting towards me.
"Can I help you sir?" Her voice was pleasant, but not particularly attractive.
"Yes," I stammered, pretending to be shy, "I seem to have lost my peanuts. I had them a minute ago, but I think I dozed off for a moment and dropped them."
She smiled, "That's alright, let me get you another bag." Our eyes locked for a moment, as if she had a thought that I was hitting on her and she didn't mind at all.
"No worries," My eyes lit up as I slammed the tray into its full upright position, revealing all 19 inches of my throbbing pillar of flesh accompanied by a wrinkled, unshaven ballsack hanging lopsidedly to the left, "I got a BAG right here! BLAM! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE NIGGER!!!"
I grabbed my cock by the hilt and jumped up out of my seat, swinging my bludgeon of earthly pleasure full into the face of the woman sitting next to me, knocking at least half her teeth out. One of the stupid cunt's snaggle teeth tore a vein in my cock and blood squirted everywhere, dousing eveyone in the immediate vicinity with HIV+ fluid. The stewardess screamed and started down the isle, but I grabbed her by the hair and yanked as hard as I could, causing her feet to go flying out from under her.
Everything was happening in slow motion, before her body hit the floor 3 or 4 men, maybe more, came rushing me down the isle from both directions. The floor was slick with my dong blood, causing the first guy to slip and fall face first into the stewardess. I laughed, then grabbed my scrotum and started to swing it. Slowly the skin stretched until my gigantic balls were spinning so fast it was a blur of pubes and sweat. With a grunt I heaved them into the man behind me, knocking him fully into his compartriots and sending them careening down the isle.
Then all hell broke loose.
There were bodies flying, people screaming, it was total chaos of the sort you only imagine in your darkest dreams. I rammed my girthy man pole into as many supple, ever-waiting buttholes as I could find in the pandemonium. My boner's skin was rubbed so raw that all my pores were oozing blood and puss, yet I continued to fuck with extreme prejudice. No race, no person, no orafice was safe, I counted at least 2 infants and 5 senile old fucks that got what was coming to them in the form of a 19 inch WMD.
For what seemed and eternity my hog slammed, rammed, crammed, and jammed its way through the teeming mass of bodies, sniffing out any nook or cranny that hadn't yet been filling to the brim. The screams of horror, the ghastly looks of death in the faces of those that died from the pleasure and the pain, the pleas for mercy, none of it phased me. Suddenly my substantially mammoth penis started for my own mouth, I screamed in protest but it was too late, my own helmet was already speeding down my throat. My belly swelled with jizz, then my whole body went hard as a I achieved the first ever full body erection. Leaving my throat, my boner cocked itself into a horizontal position, then slammed with the force of 14 mike tyson punches into my stomach, forcing the gallon of jizz out of my throat and through the ceiling of the plane.
Then everybody got sucked out into the air and that's all I remember until I woke up here, in this hospital bed. The end.
Posted: August 02, 2009 (06:10 PM)
This is garbage.
Posted: August 02, 2009 (07:00 PM)
Posted: August 02, 2009 (07:27 PM)
What really makes this story is how his penis turns on him in the end and he can't stop it.
Posted: August 02, 2009 (07:32 PM)
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I think I captured the essence of the above story pretty well!
Posted: August 02, 2009 (07:33 PM)
also gaping anuses.
Posted: August 02, 2009 (07:45 PM)
With my mathematical mind, I find HMD's "I write bull****" graphic much more offensive than whatever this is.
HMD swears once every 3 letters. GUTS offers up profanity or a racial slur once every 6 or 7.
Posted: August 02, 2009 (08:38 PM)
Fuck that, that fucking graph is bullshit.
Posted: February 25, 2010 (01:01 AM)
In my defense, there's only 1 racial slur and at the time Aerobiz fan-fiction was still in its infancy (thus many of the technical errors).