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Type: Review
Game: My Hero (Sega Master System)
Posted: April 11, 2012 (04:17 PM)
You play the role of The Hero, but you look like Edward Carnby, specifically from Alone in the Dark 2, right down to the blue leisure suit and pitiful death sequences. You are the strapping, golden-domed captain of the football team, enjoying a sunset with your prudish girlfriend on the beach, besotting her with your romanticism and a bottle of Alize.
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Type: Review
Game: Silent Hill HD Collection (Xbox 360)
Posted: April 09, 2012 (05:08 PM)
I am not enamoured of any two old games slapped together (just Silent Hill 2 and 3 in this case) being called a “collection” in the first place, especially given how easily Silent Hill 4: The Room (of the same ‘era’) could have been included for more value if not quality. Moreover, the third instalment isn't a great game anyway; certainly not on par with the second – but this is still the best release for the series in ages.

Type: Review
Game: Silent Hill: Downpour (Xbox 360)
Posted: April 03, 2012 (01:21 PM)
Some might argue that the canon was lost once it left the hands of its original developers; since that time it has been passed from studio to studio, each with ingenuous intentions of making the first ‘next gen’ standout. Regrettably, that still hasn’t happened.

Type: Review
Game: Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City (PlayStation 3)
Posted: March 23, 2012 (10:57 AM)
My team went through a checkpoint door and encountered enemy resistance. I noticed one teammate was absent on the front lines, and looked for her. Naturally, she was running in place, into the locked checkpoint door we had just come through.

Type: Review
Game: AMY (Xbox 360)
Posted: January 18, 2012 (05:19 PM)
Tragically, though the poor presentation is the first thing you’ll notice, it’s not the worst. Not by a long shot. In fact, an argument could be made that the presentation is the best thing the game has going for it.

Type: Review
Game: Alone in the Dark 3 (Miscellaneous)
Posted: November 24, 2011 (12:51 PM)
Alone 3 tries to blend the first game’s unparalleled approach to otherworldly detective work, with the second game’s more lighthearted but equally smart MacGyver-esque sleuthing (and jacked-up combat), in order to arrive at a happy medium. To the credit of the developers, the mixture does reach a medium, but it’s not happy.

Type: Review
Game: The War of the Worlds (Xbox 360)
Posted: November 23, 2011 (04:10 PM)
WotW isn't exactly unplayable; the tense narrative and bleak, nearly monochromatic presentation does much to convey the hopelessness of the human plight in London in the face of merciless invaders.

Type: Review
Game: Bejeweled 3 (Xbox 360)
Posted: November 15, 2011 (08:08 PM)
All PopCap could do to evolve the experience was to polish the presentation, and tack on enough variations of the main game to entice us to dive in. Fortunately, they’ve done both fairly well here. The results aren’t spectacular, as they were with EA’s exquisitely refined Tetris, but it’s about as good a job as can be expected.

Type: Review
Game: Daytona USA (Xbox 360)
Posted: November 04, 2011 (08:58 AM)
Daytona USA was an experience. And it’s the sort of experience that can never be brought home. Sure, we can search online for seven like-minded old school players to have a go, but that doesn’t come close. What might have come close, would be local multiplayer, so that at least you could invite friends over and split-screen race to your hearts’ content. Guess what? Local multiplayer is not available. Oops.

Type: Review
Game: Tricky Kick (TurboGrafx-16)
Posted: October 24, 2011 (07:29 PM)
Attention puzzle game gurus! Tired of taking apart videogame conundrums like so much Lego? IGS has your game. You won’t beat it any time soon. In fact, Tricky Kick’s box should wear a disclaimer: If you think you’re at all good at games, don’t play this. Your ego and sense of self worth may be smashed irreparably.

Type: Review
Game: Kyotokei (Wii)
Posted: September 09, 2011 (12:48 PM)
Kyotokei tries to be the horizontal Ikaruga and it does what it sets out to do in a perfunctory fashion, lacking distinction or panache. That being said, if you loved Ikaruga, you’ll like Kyotokei, because how many other colour based shoot-em-ups are there really?

Type: Review
Game: R-Type II (Game Boy)
Posted: August 06, 2011 (06:22 AM)
The GameBoy iteration of R-Type II managed to take the already flawed and decidedly obnoxious arcade experience, and made it loathsome and near-unplayable.

Type: Review
Game: Silent Hill (PlayStation 3)
Posted: July 29, 2011 (04:50 PM)
The car won’t drive anymore -- you'll have to ditch it. You strain your eyes to seek her out, but the snow makes it hard to see. Cheryl is out there, somewhere in the whiteness. She’s a little girl lost, drowning in a sea of powder: The lonely resort town of Silent Hill has claimed her.

Type: Review
Game: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth (Xbox)
Posted: July 26, 2011 (10:55 PM)
Lovecraft always waxed poetic about dangers “not to be met or dealt with, but only to be fled from as precipitately as possible.” None of his scholarly protagonists ever kicked Dagon's ass, or put buckshot into any of the Deep Ones. But that is what this game expects of us.

Type: Review
Game: Limbo (PlayStation 3)
Posted: July 25, 2011 (05:44 PM)
From malevolent children bearing bows and arrows and the inexorable presence of a giant spider early on, to crushing gears and high-voltage surfaces in later industrial-themed levels—everything is beset upon you to bring about your ruin. You will be skewered, bludgeoned, electrocuted, decapitated. And you’ll get used to it. It's a small price to pay to learn, to see what comes next.

Type: Review
Game: Cloud Master (Sega Master System)
Posted: July 12, 2011 (03:20 PM)
Cloud Master has tepid and disposable written all over it, but its accessibility is its saving grace.

Type: Review
Game: Great Baseball (Sega Master System)
Posted: June 03, 2011 (06:34 PM)
Didn’t Sega ask itself that most obvious question that begs answering even now? What if the baseball game we make for our beloved Master System isn’t great? What then? Won’t we look like fools? What then? Will we fold? Most likely someone did ask that question, but was promptly fired and replaced by someone else’s son, and the so-so game that is Great Baseball was released anyway.

Type: Review
Game: The Incredibles (Xbox)
Posted: May 30, 2011 (02:54 PM)
The story of Bob Parr and his gifted family of superheroes (wife, Mrs. Incredible; children, Violet and Dash) is told inexcusably poorly. When you finish the adventure, you still won’t know what the movie is about.
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Type: Review
Game: Hang On (Sega Master System)
Posted: April 28, 2011 (12:24 PM)
Hang On is still enjoyable, in its small way.

Type: Review
Game: Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu (TurboGrafx-16)
Posted: April 25, 2011 (12:51 PM)
Big-headedness ruled the roost on the Turbografx-16, and we had developers Hudson Soft to thank. From Bonk’s Adventure to JJ & Jeff, Hudson had a stranglehold on the burgeoning cutesy 2D platformer featuring characters with massive noggins genre.

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