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JoeTheDestroyer JoeElDestroyer

Obviously, if I have a profile on this site, it means that I play video games. I also happen to write, and the two have made a harmonious combination for a hobby. I mainly write FAQs and reviews, and *try* to stick to one of these categories:

-RPG and non-linear adventure games
-Anything with horror or b-movie elements
-Anything unique, obscure, or just plain weird

Sounds broad, but it also means you probably won't see a Super Mario Bros. 3 review from me any time soon.


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Recent Contributions

Users with accounts on the HonestGamers site are able to contribute reviews and occasionally other types of content. Below, you'll find excerpts from as many as 20 of the most recent articles posted by JoeTheDestroyer. Be sure to leave some feedback if you find anything interesting!

Type: Review
Game: Bermuda Triangle (Atari 2600)
Posted: January 23, 2015 (04:01 AM)
Tin foil hat not required
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Type: Review
Game: Aquattack (Colecovision)
Posted: January 18, 2015 (12:21 PM)
What? Colecovision? We actually cover this platform?
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Type: Review
Game: Gamera: Daikaijuu Kuuchuu Kessen (Game Boy)
Posted: January 11, 2015 (09:22 AM)
Gamera is really neat / He is filled with turtle meat...

Type: Review
Game: Gothic (Miscellaneous)
Posted: January 04, 2015 (03:27 PM)
I hope you're prepared to download a few patches and some unofficial tools...
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Type: Review
Game: Road Not Taken (Miscellaneous)
Posted: January 04, 2015 (12:53 PM)
Apparently there's a reason this road is not taken...
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Type: Review
Game: Dungeonmans (Miscellaneous)
Posted: December 31, 2014 (11:55 AM)
Would-be roguelike developers could stand to learn a thing or two from the devs at Adventurepro Games LLC.

Type: Review
Game: Metrocide (Miscellaneous)
Posted: December 28, 2014 (11:26 PM)
It's basically a very demanding people watching simulator
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Type: Review
Game: Amidar (Atari 2600)
Posted: December 27, 2014 (06:42 AM)
Anti-Pac-Man... No wait, that was Munch Man, a game that didn't suck.
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Type: Review
Game: 3-D Tic-Tac-Toe (Atari 2600)
Posted: December 16, 2014 (02:48 PM)
Retirement home bingo's got nothing on this game.

Type: Review
Game: Fez (Xbox 360)
Posted: December 10, 2014 (01:01 AM)
Hats off!
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Type: Review
Game: Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone (Miscellaneous)
Posted: November 27, 2014 (01:40 PM)
An unfortunate conjuring...
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Type: Review
Game: Risen (Miscellaneous)
Posted: November 25, 2014 (04:19 AM)
It's basically Link's Awakening with swearing, drugs, cooking, and actors from 'Lord of the Rings.' Not that that's a bad thing...

Type: Review
Game: Kill the Bad Guy (Miscellaneous)
Posted: November 11, 2014 (01:11 AM)
I'll bet you can't guess what this game is about!
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Type: Review
Game: The Walking Dead: A Telltale Games Series (Miscellaneous)
Posted: October 31, 2014 (05:17 AM)
Finally, a frightening graphic adventure full of stuff and things.
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Type: Review
Game: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Ultimate Edition (Miscellaneous)
Posted: October 29, 2014 (02:58 AM)
Well what do you know... There are video game reboots I don't hate.

Type: Review
Game: Sang-Froid: Tales of Werewolves (Miscellaneous)
Posted: October 27, 2014 (01:45 AM)
The ultimate tale of good beards vs. evil werewolves!
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Type: Review
Game: F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin (Miscellaneous)
Posted: October 25, 2014 (02:13 AM)
...aaaaaand here's where I step off the FEAR train.
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Type: Review
Game: F.E.A.R.: Perseus Mandate (Miscellaneous)
Posted: October 23, 2014 (01:34 AM)
I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
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Type: Review
Game: F.E.A.R.: Extraction Point (Miscellaneous)
Posted: October 21, 2014 (02:06 AM)
Apparently, if your ally is burning to death and screaming himself just about hoarse, "Keep it down" is an appropriate response.
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Type: Review
Game: Silent Hill: Book of Memories (Vita)
Posted: October 19, 2014 (02:54 AM)
An unpleasant remembrance

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