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How to make an EmP
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts silliness
5 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am.

Represent!

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Trial and error so tedious, it even takes the gleam off barely-covered anime tits.

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Come suffer alongside me. You'll thank me for it.

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Too clusmy to be a sim. Too slow to be arcade. Too ugly to get a second look.

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A brutal patchwork of exaggerations, underachieving and wasted potential.

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Cheat to win! Or, at least, to shamelessly rehash for fame and profit.

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White Noise Online has made the original title, which I really enjoyed for the three months of its applicable life span, completely obsolete.

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Tomb Raider takes everything you think you know about one of gaming’s best known franchises, and reinvents it from the ground up.

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There’s so many options and rewards from killing creatively, that Bulletstorm becomes probably the only FPS where shooting someone in the face feels like you’re doing it all wrong.

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You can never accuse White Noise of being original, but that’s okay; it’s sure as hell effective.

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There’s nothing else out there quite like Under Defeat, and while it gained reverence in its obscurity, the world missed out. Don’t miss out at an unexpectedly well-crafted second chance to find out for yourself.

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Too many of the several thousand reboots and homages sent out into the market seem to go out of their way to impress upon everyone how much serious god damn business it is to celebrate the achievements of yesteryear. Neon does it better than most, because it's not happy to trudge down the same old track and then claim it was held back out of misguided respect; it has its own way of doing things.

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It hasn't so much as reinvented the stealth genre, as it has made more or less every other entry look extremely stupid for doing it wrong.

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It's a wonderful suffering, a beautiful nightmare worth every shudder and scream it can wring.

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I feel for you, genuinely feel for you, if you've yet to play Silent Hill.

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So, yeah, bitching and moaning can easily apply, but then something fantastic comes together, and everything is blown out of the water.

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Max is hardly back on his feet, but he's stumbling forward as best he can, lurching towards the sunlight and away from the snow.

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It's the story of a group of men who just happen to be in in the middle of the world's most brutal war. It pulls no punches in sending them through hell.

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It’s a functional and fun time killer when, let’s face it, we all expected a trainwreck.

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Its initial fragility is often the last impression bestowed upon a gamer. But there’s more to be discovered; I’m not going to reel of a huge list, we’d be here all day. Some things you’ll just have to discover on your own.

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Though many games share the core mechanics that Awesomenauts is built upon, there’s simply nothing else out there like it right now.

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