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Title: New Super Mario Bros. Hurts Posted: July 12, 2006 (09:44 PM)
The other day, I was in bed with my girlfriend and we were playing New Super Mario Bros. We were alternating between levels and I was up. I got almost to the end of the level when I jumped poorly and went down a chasm. In frustration and embarassment (because I had cockily ensured my girlfriend that I would in fact dominate the level), I slammed my fist down onto, what I thought, was the bed. I ended up hitting the bed frame, and my thumb nail turned instantly black. It hurt like hell.
Here's a picture:
This was almost a month ago too, and I just took this picture tonight. I suspect that the thumb nail's going to fall off pretty soon.
User: lasthero Title: Posted: July 12, 2006 (09:58 PM)
You should seriously get that checked out.
User: Halon Title: Posted: July 12, 2006 (10:08 PM)
That happened to me once after I was hammering a nail and missed. It fell off after three days I think.
User: disco Title: Posted: July 13, 2006 (12:00 AM)
>_< Dude, get that checked out.
I lost one of my fingernails in a similar fashion, just with a car door. You ought to get it fixed before it gets infected.
User: janus Title: Posted: July 13, 2006 (05:38 AM)
I was worried you were going to say something bad about NSMB!
User: EmP Title: Posted: July 13, 2006 (09:02 AM)
NSMB is as mouldy and gunk-filled as your thumbnail!
I should know - I reviewed it!
User: janus Title: Posted: July 13, 2006 (09:05 AM)
Don't listen to the DIRTY LIAR. NSMB rocks.
User: Genj Title: Posted: July 13, 2006 (09:19 AM)
That nail looks pretty bad. If it were me, I'd just rip it off because I'm manly like that.
User: bluberry Title: Posted: July 13, 2006 (12:30 PM)
Go to a doctor. Not because that itself looks so horrible, but because you really do not want a nailbed infection. Ask my big toe.
That said, if the nail falls off, go downtown and drop in some change-begging homeless guy's cup.
User: asherdeus Title: Posted: July 13, 2006 (08:36 PM)
Generally, I really don't like going to the doctor. I think the nail is about to fall off anyway. I can see nail bed at the base of my nail now, up around the cuticle. I think it's any day. As for your suggestion blu, I think I'll just do that.
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