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Title: I created a scorecard for the Muse show I'm going to.
Posted: December 15, 2009 (05:24 PM)
+12 – for Citizen Erased
+10 – for You Fucking Motherfucker
+8 – for any b-side (excluding Nishe, since that’s just an instrumental)
+8 – if your setlist exceeds 23 songs (excluding transitional stuff)
+7 – if you end the show with Take a Bow
+6 – for Bliss
+5 – for Butterflies & Hurricanes
+5 – if your setlist exceeds 18 songs (excluding transitional stuff)
+4 – if I hear the Maggie’s Farm riff
+4 – for any song from Showbiz
+3 – if a laser display is in any way involved
+3 – for Apocalypse Please
+3 – for any Origin of Symmetry song that isn’t mentioned elsewhere
+2 – for any Absolution song that isn’t mentioned elsewhere
+1 – each for Hysteria, Time Is Running Out and Stockholm Syndrome
+1 – each for New Born and Plug In Baby

-1 – if you open the show with a song from The Resistance
-2 – for each song from The Resistance exceeding four
-2 – each for Soldier’s Poem and Hoodoo
-2 – if my ears aren’t ringing by the end of the show
-3 – if you end the show with Knights of Cydonia
-3 – for each half hour after Silversun Pickups close before you take stage
-3 – for United States of Eurasia
-4 – if you play Supermassive Black Hole IN ADDITION TO Undisclosed Desires
-4 – for any cover
-5 – if there’s no encore
-5 – if you just stamp out the Citizen Erased riff without actually playing the song
-6 – if your set isn’t more extravagant than Coldplay’s
-7 – if more than two-thirds of the songs are singles
-9 – for Undisclosed Desires
-10 – if you actually waste your time playing all three parts of Exogenesis

HalonUser: Halon
Posted: December 15, 2009 (05:59 PM)
I predict -3, though it maybe be as high as +5 and as low as -8. Don't forget this is for an American audience so don't expect Citizen Erased and expect Undisclosed Desires (which they're even playing at every EU show).

SuskieUser: Suskie
Posted: December 15, 2009 (07:35 PM)
I'll consider it a miracle if they break even. And as far as Undisclosed Desires goes... well, I'm just hoping they come to their senses and realize it's a shit song sometime over the next two and a half months.

It'll be an awesome show no matter what, especially since this is the first time I'm seeing them live. I'm just highlighting what I'd consider absolutely ideal.

GenjUser: Genj
Posted: December 15, 2009 (07:38 PM)
There's no way they won't play Supermassive Black Hole because....


zippdementiaUser: zippdementia
Posted: December 16, 2009 (02:23 AM)
That's awesome. I need to start doing this for video games pre-release. It would've been especially useful in scoring Dissidia. You know... stuff like +10 if Sephiroth and Kefka fight... -10 if the value of having friends is mentioned more than once.

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